Netrixiehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Mythology, Fantasy, Life, and General. Howdy folks. It's been too damn long since I've written anything (even my FF.N acount will tell you that), and I've forgotten what I'm doing with these stories. But to follow will be a bunch of drabble-length shorts I'm going to just call "Soldier Words", from the Point of View of a nondescript generic soldier in some foreign desert. Otherwise, I'm working on remembering what exactly was going on in my head... oh, four years ago when I started MLE. Since I have just re-read it, and wondered how I wrote something so awesome. I cannot promise my writing to be exactly as it was when I was doing it constantly, but I am working on improving. I hope you enjoy what you read here-- even the older things, that I no longer care for, I'll leave them up just in case someone does happen along and like them- and I do hope to continue writing more frequently in the future. Net |
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Tattoo Magic by jma reviews
A prep-ish boy gets a tattoo... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. Slash. Yaoi. Gayness! You know, all the lovely things in life. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,792 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Sweet Screams by Kitkaht reviews
Being The Candyman doesn't require huge amounts of bravery, but that doesn't mean it isn't embarrassing to be getting visits from the Boogieman at 118. Cane just wants to banish the Boogieman, find out who his mystery supporter is and get a good night's sleep - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009
East O'the Moon, West O'the Sun by Qui reviews
A collection of gay or 'slashed' fairy tales. Each chapter is one complete fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,203 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Stay a While by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Can gets lost, and it starts raining, so he looks for shelter. Good thing there was a pet shop nearby.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Faint of Heart by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Isaiah has to run to catch the bus after donating blood. Never a good idea. But even bad ideas can lead to good things...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Misunderstanding Manners by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Maurice makes a point of being a perfect gentleman, and not in his wildest dreams did he think anyone would say it's annoying and stupid. But perhaps there's more behind those accusations than he first thought...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Just In Case by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi oneshot drabble. Justin's having a rare one night stand. Funny how misunderstandings occur when you're drunk.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
TwoPerson Solitude by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Lyall and Tracy are complete opposites, yet best friends, even if Lyall wishes they were more. Then suddenly he loses more than he can possibly handle alone. Will Tracy be there to help him through?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Fired! by Mizzuz Spock reviews
Short story collection. A smile crossed Death's cold, skeleton face. "Looks like you're out of a job," he told her. The angel looked up at him, shocked. "I-it's not as easy as it looks," she insisted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
Slashing Glasses by Biblii reviews
From the makers of 3-D glasses and rose-colored glasses come SLASHING GLASSES.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Fringe Benefits by Broken But Breathing reviews
SLASH. One-shot. Bryce is meeting the local alpha werewolf for the first time but he's a little too stubborn to give Nathan his throat...unless the alpha can prove himself. Fortunately, Bryce has something much more fun than a fight in mind. See rating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
The Hunt for the Golden Bird by Rayne Auster reviews
WARNING M/M Slashed fairy tale based on the Grimm brothers: The Golden Bird. What would happen if a prince were to fall for someone other than a princess? Someone wiley, smart and more than a little unexpected. Why don't you read and find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
To Bask in the Moonlight by NPB4Ever reviews
M/M Taylor is a very pretty crossdressing teenager who enjoys stealing his younger sister's clothes. But then a cute guy comes up to him in a bookstore and there are major problems brainwise. Should he or Shouldn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,242 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2006
Morticians Do It With Embalming Fluid by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Dragon Roses by Tygati reviews
When an enslaved young man finds a tiny dragon lurking amongst the roses, little does he know that his entire life is about to change.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
A Lover's Call by ForaDreamer91 reviews
Warnings: PWP, yaoi, slash, lemon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Florence's Demonic Experience by Spurious reviews
M/M slash yaoi crack!fic. Florence was just walking home, minding his own business, when, from the depths of the alley shadows, comes an offer it's hard to refuse...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Worth Waiting For by Spurious reviews
M/M slash yaoi. Nathan is dying from a brain tumor, and on his deathbed, he makes his lover promise him something...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Armand by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Armand was used to Christmas being a vast empty inside, a flickering low dull spot on his everyday horizon, and every year, he grew to dread it a little bit more. Until this one. One Shot. written for decimus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Flying by Spurious reviews
m/m slash yaoi. There's always two sides to a story. Complete opposites Gale and Aidan meet at a party, and find exactly what they were looking for. Is it actually possible to get this lucky?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Countdown to a Meeting by Spurious reviews
M/M Slash, yaoi. Prequel to Sorta Like Cinderella. Thanks for reading it, guys! You wanted Zephyr's background? You got it! Zephyr's morning the day he meets Vance for the first time, and some contemplations on his past.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
From The Wrong End by Spurious reviews
M/M Slash yaoi. Sometimes love starts from the wrong end. At his best friends' wedding, Xander wants to be happy for them, but can't help being heartbroken. Then the bride's brother makes him an offer he can't refuse...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
And so I may relax by the Berserker reviews
pre-slash Frayed jeans, damp grass, smoky air. And Bob Marley.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Flashlight In My Pocket by xanthofile reviews
SLASH. Grimm, aka Mitch, hasn't seen his dad in fifteen years. Now he's being forced to travel and meet the side of his family long forgotten. And some he's never known existed in the first place. ONE SHOT. written for Amindaya
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Snapshots by the Berserker reviews
SEQUEL TO SUGAR AND RICE. Dominic and Jesse are together for real, and living together. How do they both feel, even after such a rocky past? Is it all worth it? MM slash. Possible M rating in the future.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Sugar and Rice by the Berserker reviews
[slash] Dominic has no intention of letting Jesse Rice escape his clutches. But Dominic is starting to feel that he is the one who has been captured. Very, very M rated.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Pony by xanthofile reviews
[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Underhanded by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[slash oneshot] Life was perfect. I had a good job, decent money and Mr. Right. But then I found out I was actually the 'other man' in Mr. Right's five year relationship with a Russian hottie. I guess we can just call this payback...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
In the Hours of Darkness by Tygati reviews
Slash. Charlie's Sheriff of Deadwood Gulch, on the planet Noman. Noman has no horses officers of the law ride something else: dragons. Charlie knows a secret about the dragons, a secret that makes his life a little bit Different than other people's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Doll in the Grass by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] A classic fairy tale. Slashed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Promiscuous Ambivert by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Russel Shaw is always ok. Never ruffled, put out, or angry. Most believe he's far too casual and never pays attention to the rules. But for a free cone of banana ice cream, who needs those things anyways? [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Solo and Ensemble by xanthofile reviews
[slash] My dad might have said that I can't date girls until I'm eighteen, but he never said anything about kissing cute boys. Especially choir boys in stupid maroon shirts. [one shot] Written for Amindaya.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Moth to the Flame by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Trill the Fairy Kitty by Tygati reviews
Slash. An exercise in sheer silliness when a friend posted a picture of her cat wearing fairy wings, thus prompting me to try to write about a cat with fairy wings. Throw in a halfgoblin, two more cats, and a rather snarky witch, and you get... Insanity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Good Enough For Me by a.s. bygones reviews
Tristan attends the wedding reception of a friend and is surprised when he sees who the groom is. Rated to be safe. SLASH. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The Storyteller by Rachel Lynn reviews
When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Wine with that Cheese by xanthofile reviews
Slash He's got the cheesy lines, but can he back them up? Tha's what you get with a Pac-Sun emo boy and an AE prep. They're so similar anyway... one-shot prize for Mya
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Of Wolves and Witches by Kimagure reviews
Henry's older brother has conquered Moray, and he's been sent to 'subdue the barbarians'. But the barbarians aren't quite what he expected and he's not quite what they expected. Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/20/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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Brief Glory
Just a sunset.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Boredom
It's amazing that boredom can free you, To look at life on a differing plane..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
My Lord Emperor reviews
Merric is a traveling Bard who's had enough of the road for the moment. But when he gets to the Capitol, everything in his life changes. Slash, het, M/M, F/M, non-explicit, language. Warning may go up in later chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Driven by Passion
Written for a class. Praxiteles knew that something was different about this one... something was strange. It consumed him.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete