What to say... uh, ok i'm seventeen years old and i love reading and writing. I also like kayaking and running (when it's not too cold!) and hanging out with my weird but fabulous mates! I have an account on FanFiction too (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1504320/freakily_obsessed_Yassen_fan) ... Ummm... I really don't know what to say, so I'm just gonna shut up now :)

My favourite quotes!

People are like slinkies... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch them fall down stairs!!

LIFE is too SHORT to WAKE UP in the morning with REGRETS. So LOVE the people who TREAT you RIGHT, FORGET about the ones who DON'T. BELIEVE that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON. If you get a CHANCE, TAKE IT. If it changes your LIFE than LET IT. NOBODY said it'd be EASY, they just PROMISED that it'd be WORTH IT!

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Don't follow in my footsteps... i run into walls!!

With friendships, it doesn't matter how long you've known each other, how many fights you've gotten into. What MATTERS is who said, "I'll be there 4 u!" and proved it!

By the time you finish reading this you'll realize i just wasted 5 seconds of your life!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Every Story Has an End, But In Life, Every End is a New Beginning!

I Have No Idea What's Going On But I'm Excited!!

WARNING: Random attacks of Hyperness... I cant be held responsible for my actions!!

Nothing is impossible, Except skiing through revolving doors.

Dont upset me im running out of places to put the bodies.

You'll never learn to sing if ur not prepared to open ur mouth and hit a few bum notes.

There are two mistakes you can make in life; One is to think ur special, the other is to think that ur not.

Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if its ur last day.

Ive spent most of my life in a saddle, the rest i just wasted.

When god made boyz, she was only joking.

Why Horses are better than boyz... A horse will love you forever.

"Friends listen to what you say... but Best Friends listen to what you dont say..."

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

The voices in my head are telling me I will get back to you as soon as they are done with me

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

The worst mistake of my life was meeting you.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Keeping A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4 .Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

I only have PMT on days that end in the letter "y".

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.'"

"If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot."

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
~Anonymous English Professor, Ohio University

I know writing can be a form of cheap therapy, but there are some times that you should shell out the money and get a good shrink."

Common sense is not so common.

"We promised we'd be nice, but you promised you'd write decently, so in a way, we both lied."

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

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