Pig In A Dollhouse
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Joined 03-04-09, id: 656811, Profile Updated: 11-23-09
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Well hello.

Why yes, I AM a hedonistic pansexual transvestite.

Do you mind?

Most people just call me Howl.

I'm sixteen. In my head, I'm in my sixth year at Hogwarts. In real life, I'm attending a distinctly non-magical high school, where I'm in fifth year. My school is lovely, but sadly inhabited by dolts. However, it is also inhabited by a very babe-ish teacher-person, with whom I am madly in love with. She's yummy and lovely and voluptuous and gorgeous and delicious and all the other nice adjectives you can possibly think of and I intend to marry her one day.
She doesn't know this yet.

I love many things, the aforementioned babe-teacher and writing particularly, but I am inclined to become glittery and purple, so please let me know I'm blinding you with my sparkly violet ramblings.

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Everytime We Touch by ALiiCiiA D4 G0FF reviews
First story, read and review. About true love.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009
The Lure of Briar Roses by Audrey Manning reviews
A retelling of Sleeping Beauty with a twist. Rosaline is the beautiful but fragile girl who is fated to be the princess of the fairytale. Note: In progress. Part One completed.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
How to Write a Romance Fiction by PrescriptionGiver reviews
Simple guide
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Poem 1 unfinished by The Bittersweet Upriser reviews
It's an unfinished work of mine. Its about how I feel.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009
Point Blank by Kendall N.S reviews
I never realized this would be so painful until it was too late to take it all back...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Girls Are Not Stupid by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
It started with a note in class, from him to her. "Girls are stupid." She screwed it up, and stuck her tongue out at him. When the teacher wasn’t looking, she threw it back. ::ONE-SHOT::
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Colors of You by saintsinnerlady reviews
About getting over the heartbreak, and cleaning away the things that get left behind
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Winds Of The Caspian Sea reviews
Caspian, a cecaelia is discovered by a human girl who mistakenly believes that she is a drowning swimmer. Caspian gives the girl a potion that will allow her to join her underwater. The story of a love triangle between a mermaid, a cecaelia and a human.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009