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Joined 03-04-09, id: 656819, Profile Updated: 06-25-09
Author has written 2 stories for Life, and Politics.

I'm new here! My pen name was random- just typical crazy-ness. I like to write short stories and poems (poems SOMETIMES.) There WILL be slash sometime on here, so if you are opposed to that,no "eew it's sin" flames- I'll be civil if you will. Wow... I'm becoming serious... :0.

I really like to write funny things. There's so much "sad" around that we all need to find something to laugh about. Of course I will write dreary sad things, which are just as fun to write but don't have the same craziness as writing a story about a vampire in a time machine. (NOT TWILIGHT!) My poetry is mainly all sorts of different things! Unpredictable! My plot bunnies are numerous.

Likes: Music! (Country, reggae, J-Pop, musicals :D ), history (you will be seeing historical stories- what you know plus all the craziness you could not imagine), Mexican food (as the lolcats would say, omnomnom), animals (fur coats make me sad:(...), fashion/costume designing (Oh who cares if someone thinks it is shallow, I think it's fun), baking, foreign languages (Hola bonjour yasu gday jambo privet alo guten-tag konichiwa ni-hao namaste HI!), wintertime, flowers (orchids & hibiscuses), satire (Not just really serious satires, but ones that you can LAUGH at), finding beauty in things,purple, activism...

Dislikes: Hate (oh wow let's have an obvious one here), when people use "gay" and "retarded" as insults, natural disasters, snobby elitist people (social class, what school you go to, background- there are more important things in people), emo mary sues/ gary stus ( I think this speaks for itself), overly hot and humid weather, game hunting, exploitation ( sweatshops, unfair trade diamonds, child soldiers/slavery, forced labor...), hangnails (grr...), trashy reality shows, lip liner...

Not Yet Come: It could generally be about a lot of things- it wasn't superspecific for a reason. But it's mainly a view-from- the- top thing, I guess. Satirical in a way. The title and some lines are Bible refrences. (Yeah, a slash reader who is Christian. Not that rare ackshelly) It came to me one day out of nowhere.

We're The Kids In America: This I guess is pretty self explanatory. Starting out it was a political poem in general about our world today compared to other places, but then I realized I was writing all about the youngsters. I wanted to write a political poem.

Links: Remember Neda here. http:///

Lolcats-Awesome. http:///.

baby the stars shine bright. Pretty. http:///

Great, great book. http:///wiki/The_Handmaid27s_Tale

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Wait, What Happened? by sharks don't sleep reviews
A lazy person's guide to acing a history test. Granted, the test must be on WWI or later, but that's your problem, not mine.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Reflectors by Prevaricate reviews
your whiskey costs less than your cigarettes...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Ring around the Rosy by Hope.flies reviews
Ring around the rosy Pockets full of posy Ashes, dashes We all fall down
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
The 31st In Mexico by Chidaruma Kamisori reviews
Day of the Dead.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Gothic Lolita by amegakorobu reviews
A brief summary of Gothic Lolita and its influences
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
We The People by Lizagna reviews
In the style of the Fascist Tea Party, a parody on American history. Chapter 1: Thomas Jefferson attempts to write the Declaration of Independence to the annoyance of John Hancock
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008
Macdeath by Anathema reviews
Two retellings of the Hell-Broth scene (4.1) from Macbeth.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Hey FictionPress! by a Cornucopia of Love reviews
My anger towards FictionPress was turned into a lame cinquain poem. I think we can all relate to this. If you haven't had this happen to you or your stories, or profile, then you are one of the lucky ones. Rated for language.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Angels by heartbroken922 reviews
Dedicated to my Guardian Angel...:) R&R please. This one is special to me.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006
Wonderland by Midnight Strike reviews
Complete Bethie wants so much to be Prom Queen. A retelling of Macbeth. Violence, mature readers.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Ye Olde Jerry Springer Showe by Nichol1 reviews
Medieval Jerry Springer interviews threesome-loving nuns, wife-burning counts, & many more! Hilarity ensues.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 5/13/2003
Macduff by Jane Austen the 2nd reviews
This charming song narrates the story Macbeth with extreme decorum!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
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We're The Kids In America reviews
Sort-of poem about the kids. Exploited in some places and Facebook-consumed in others, they will all have to fix what mess has been created in the world eventually.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Not Yet Come reviews
The things that power and wealth and fame do, you say they are bad. But I don't care and I'm not afraid and I never will be,because it is not time for that yet. If it came you would never know.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete