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I'm leaving FictionPress. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand the way the layout is set up, and I can't find anybody to complain to. :)

Apologies to Cinnamon, who will probably be relieved to find that checking my writing out is one less thing she has to do.

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Petition Against Plagiarism by annoyance reviews
Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
iPreach by ByYourSide reviews
Jesus Christ. Differently.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,909 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
The Murder Masquerade by MikiSweety reviews
A false-murder masquerade thrown by Helena Woods, famous heiress and flapper, takes a sinister turn when she is found dead. This culprit can be but one of her most beloved, and it is up to Detective Farnsworth and her quirky assistant to find out who.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Maria's Tortillas and the Scandinavian Prophet by ByYourSide reviews
Have you ever tried tortillas with peanut butter, jelly and hummus? It's divine--and so is Toste.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Coffeshop Romance by Elentiriel reviews
A short drabble poking fun at "love at first sight" stories. Involves one piece of lettuce, a boy, and a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Marionette by sweeterthanapplepie reviews
Living isn't quite so happy when you realize someone else is pulling the strings.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Promise by The Ink Child reviews
We. We are two of a kind, the rebels, the outcasts, the anarchists, bohemians, beauties, artists...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Saving your babies by pacific.babe reviews
A hopefully useful guide to saving your stories from plagiarists ick. Learn how to protect your babies!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Boys & Girls by Maddie Fyrce reviews
She is everything he wants, and she loves him too. But they over-complicate it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Batman vs the Crowd by Heatless Flame reviews
Batman. The sole superhero without powers. Why's he so much better than Superman? Lets examine that, shall we?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Practical Tips for Our Changing World by Marek The Great reviews
A series of information essays ranging from paractical tips on how to avoid being accosted by an elf to the best ways to take over a Home Depot near you. After reading these you will wonder how you ever got by before... I promise!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Me, myself, and the guy in the corner by Rosenholz reviews
An article on the ups and downs of having an imaginary friend or two. Who needs reality anyway?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2003
Behavioural Studies by Hayashi Rinka reviews
A compilation of teenage male oddness at my school presented in a (hopefully) amusing documentary-style writing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Reviews and Reviewers by Ariana Deralte reviews
More of an essay that has advice for authors and readers on how to get reviews, some problems with the reviewing system and a few general suggestions.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2002
Just Another Stupid Trend by Random Artemis reviews
A quick, humorous essay on the sometime stupidity of fashion, corsets, high heels, thongs and the entire decade of the eighties! You have to read it, the openoing line will make you laugh if you're female, guaranteed:)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/15/2001
CRUDJoin the Clown Liberation Front! by Misoks reviews
Why are clowns so underappreciated? Sometimes, you just have to read things like this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2001
How to be Asian by Midnight Raven reviews
BWUAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAA, my essay from CTY about our Asian ways of living. They're beautiful, no? Heh heh, you gotta love the Asian life. T'is great. Read about the labors of being Asian!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2001
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