The Eternal Traveler
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Joined 03-05-09, id: 656991, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
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Time really flies when your writing and attempting to have some semblance of a real life...

Fanfiction is taking all of my time at the moment so sadly, I won't be updating anything at the moment.

Overview/About me

Well hello people. I'm The Eternal Traveler. I'm a guy, green eyes, dark blond hair in the summer, light brown in the winter. I'm also in the eleventh grade.

Things I enjoy

I enjoy reading, writing, playing risk with friends, watching movies,traveling, good food, and pirates. (Pirates are awesome and everybody knows it.) I read Redwall, Harry Potter, Young Bond,Gregor the Overlander, the Lost Years of Merlin, City of Ember, Artemis Fowl, Charlie Bone, Maximum Ride, Eragon, and dozens more. I'm writing now because I don't have a lot of time to read anymore.(Just on slow weekends)

Favorite Food

Hot root soup, lobster, and the meatball subs my school sells after first bell.

Travel

I love to travel. Only the traveler finds the truth. I've been to Japan, London twice, Mexico, Belize, Jamaica, and some other places.

Inspiration

I don't go looking for it. I wait until it hits me. Ideas build up while I'm writing so I'll never run out. Its kinda annoying because as soon as I finish writing a story, another one instantly takes it's place.

Quotes

"If you don't care where you are, you ain't loss."

"What are you doing here? "Selling girl scout cookies. Wanna buy a box?) Yes that was Maximum Ride speaking. I highly admire her sarcasm.

The latest survey says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.

"Fly my Monkeys, fly!"
Wizard of Oz I think.

"The man who smiles when things go bad has found someone to blame it on."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Granddad did, in his sleep-not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. "

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. "

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver."

"This is pretty funny when you accept that we're going to crash soon."

"To those who said nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Who, me? I'm not dain bramaged."

"When life give you lemons, make grape juice. That will confuse everyone."

When you know you have writers block...

You’ve been staring at the cursor so long the screen saver kicks in.

You’ve been staring at the cursor so long you begin to think there are little people living in your computer, trying to communicate with you via Morse code.

You start talking to the cursor.

You type: “And then the planet blew up and they all died. The End.”

You can’t even think of anything to add to the list of signs you have writer’s block.

You decide to give up writing and became a Buddhist alpaca herder in the Pacific Northwest.

You decide to submit the book to the publisher the way it is and pretend it was written by an author who died before he or she could finish the manuscript.

Your heart starts beating in time to the blinking cursor.

There are cobwebs on the keyboard.

You waste time writing a list of signs you have writer's block!


COPY TO PROFILE Ok, I read one and knew I had to have one too.

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