Hey, My name is Alexis, but you can call me;Lexy,Alexis,or Charisma,Rae,or even Autumn... whichever you prefer. So I am going to let you know a few things about me starting with my fav. quotes, working down to my personality, my life summary, and then my stories, so... Here it goes;
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.(not me though, it's just in my blood...lol)
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Someone should sue disney for making every little girl believe shes found her prince charming.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, “Is life multiple choose questions or true or false questions?” and then a voice inside my head says, “We hate to tell you this, but life’s a 1,000 word essay.
If YoU DoN't put A tiTle on your peronalityexcept for UNIQUE...Copy and paste this on your profile
If a l l you hear from p e o p l e is the words BLAH BLAH BLAH-copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever had a GiGgLiNg FiT for No REASON, copy and paste this in your profile
-When life gives you lemons, don't only make lemonade but also a zangy lemon cake.-
People laugh at me all the time because of where I come from, what music I listen to and the languages I speak.If you think this isn't fair, please copy and paste this in your profile. We 'losers' want the world to know we are not alone
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Check this out...
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
If you could read that put it in your profile
I thought it was pretty cool.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I CURSE, so I must be UNCIVILIZED.
I am an ATHLETE, so I must LOOK DOWN ON overweight people.
I DON'T NEED a boyfriend,so I must be a lesbian.
I have a big butt, so I must think I am all that.
I have an hourglass figure, so I must go on diets.
I am an ATHLETE, so I must LOOK DOWN ON overweight people.
A LITTLE GIRL'S PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. ONE NIGHT THE DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. THE LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN ORPHANAGE. SHE WALKS INTO THE THE BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT? TEACHER: HE DIDN'T. GIRL: YES HE DID. TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T. GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK. SEND THIS TO ALL OF UR LIST IF U DON'T DENY JESUS AND IF U BELIEVE IN HIM.
I say everyone should chill out; I'm just Alexis Rae'mond, who are you?
I suppose I could sit here and type a bunch of words in a sequence that forms a complicated sentence, just hoping that it’d impress you.
Where are you from? -- I am from Kansas City,MO, but I currently live in California...
What do you like to do in your free time?-- I like to read, write,design & make clothes, act, be my crazy self at all times, and dance, making up my own dance routines.
What is your favorite color?-- Blue & Black.
Are you currently working on any projects that are important to you?-- Well, I am working on a book, and a few stories to post on fictionpress. And some more, but I will tell u later...maybe.
Do you have a Myspace/Facebook/Bebo page?-- Sorry, nope I don't, and don't plan on getting one any time soon. They don't really interest me, I used to want one though. But IF I ever get one, I will let ya know.
What are some characteristics that you have?-- Well, since I am usually talking about my own life situations, or something close to it, the characters are usually like me, they are me, or about me. But to answer your question...; Charisma/Swagger, VERY attractive( drop-dead gorgeous), confidence,intelligent,talented, funny, sarcastic, different/edgy, drama - filled life, sassy/smart-mouthed, caring, opinionated, strong, CAN BE easy going, and laid back, very fun to be around, mysterious-like, and enigmatic, nice, popular outcast...(meaning they are popular, but not a preppy, cheerleader/football player type popular, they're popular, but are an outcast at the same time) Since I usually write from a chicks POV, she has more guy friends than girl friends...) I'm allergic to drama and bullcrap, so please don't bring it around. yet I seem to be a magnet for them...especially with girls...some are just too EMOTIONAL...All I have just said describes me, and will probably learn alot more about me through my writing...
What is your favorite type of music?-- Hip-hop/R&B, Rock,Instrumental, pretty much anything with a good beat.
What is something about yourself that no one but one person really understands about you?-- I am very content with being by myself, don't get me wrong, I am ok with hanging out with people, more so my friends, but I also ok with being by myself. I just don't feel the NEED to be around gangs of people, and such...Some people mistake/misunderstand me as being anti-social...but who cares?? I am just being me... Like I said earlier,anybody who don't like me for me, can shove it as far as I am concerned...
When do you think your stories will posted?-- Soon, I really want to have a few chapters already done before I post it up so that my future readers won't have long waits for the the next chapter updates...
What is your email address?-- [email protected], (Don't laugh at it,I made it up when I was 9, and I have an underscore btw lexy and bottom, therefore it looks like, lexy_bottoms, just for those who didn't know since the whole link above is just blended in).
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
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