Calliope Jones
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Joined 03-06-09, id: 657070, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Fable, and Fantasy.

Calliope Jones. writer/ model/ mom.

I'm Calliope Jones, not my real name, but infinitely more interesting. I live in North Carolina, which is better than where I used to live.

I've got 3 kitties and a dog, all broken in some way. I have the house of misfit pets.

I'm a stay at home mom (which is a surprise to everyone, including me), and I'm currently writing my second novel. I am determined to get published.

I'm on AIM most nights- Alleyct512 and also on Google chat- snoylm occasionally on Yahoo messenger- zombiemama

Feel free to email or IM me, I'm up all night and get pretty bored.

I also write fanfiction when I get writers block, you can find me here- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/412184/Calliope_Jones


"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." Robert Heinlein

"The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." William Gibson

"It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules." Eric A. Burns

"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it." Leo Rosten

"I'm not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful." Marilyn Monroe

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." Jules Renard


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The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Fairytales by Rambina reviews
Girls dream of fairytales. They want to the princess in the tower, waiting for their knight in shining armour.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
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In Between
The in between places are the most interesting, and where secrets hide.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Red reviews
My retelling of Red Riding Hood.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Tell me about the love of your life reviews
Love is never easy, sometimes it doesn't always last forever...but sometimes it takes us on one hell of a ride. A writer asks random women to tell about the love of their lives. Short blurbs from each response.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
All Hallows Eve
A companion piece to Clockwork. Just a random bit of fluff. Well, as fluffy as I get.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Clockwork reviews
Technically, this is a romance. But it's dark. Very noir. And has very strong language, so be warned! Set in a post apocolyptic world, love is a dangerous emotion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete