It’s been a very long time since I’d last visited this site. Not that the stories here aren’t amazing, but because I’ve kind of moved on from this phrase in my life. I’m more of a novel reader now. I love the feel of an actual book in my hand and the fact that I don’t have to wait for an update. Also, I now prefer the adult romance genre to the young adult. Nevertheless, the stories on this site had provided me with some great reading material when I have free time. I’ll come back to this site when I get the urges to revisit some of my favorite stories.

My favorite genre is, of course, romance and I read primarily paranormal, historical, and contemporary romance. I have to say that I love paranormal romance with its vampires, demons, angels, werewolves and such; the majority of the novels are just so amazing that Twilight has nothing on them. I also love the historical for the feel of the past; I love the way people acted and their courtship is so, for the lack of a better word, romantic. I am a little uncertain about contemporary romances because I’m just as likely to pick up a book I love as I would pick up a book I hate and I can never tell how I would react to a novel by the reviews I read. The best website ever to keep track of all the books you’ve read?

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so recently, I finished reading The Lucky One and The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks, and i have to say that they are the best books I've read so far. I'm planning on reading Dear John partly because it's coming out in theaters. Nicholas Sparks is such an amazing writer and I think that it's kind of amazing for a guy to write romance and make it so good.

Anyways, i haven't read many books (I Know, its sad), but after Twilight (recommended from a friend), it inspired me to read more and now I read all the time, though mostly it's on this site. Oh, Twilight sign, I was so disappointed at the movie because I hated it and I really don't understand how people think it's so good.

I don't really plan on writing stories here because I'm sure it'll suck compare to all those great stories on here. also, I'm not good with grammar and i just can't write a story from the beginning to the end (I'll run out of ideas). I've read a LOT of stories on this site; if anyone ever takes a look in my favorites category. I just LOVE to read all those amazing stories that all these people write--quite a lot of those people are pros. most of the times I get so amazed at how good some of the writers on this this site are; they can drawn me to a story like no published novel can .

My Favorite Quotes:

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it." - Stephen Leacock

"He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news." - Bertolt Brecht

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” - Oscar Wilde

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Fadiman.

"While we are postponing, life speeds by." - Seneca

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." - Robert Heinlein

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." - Steve Wozniak

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." - Charlie Brown

"I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true." - Katherine Hepburn

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx

"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute." - Josh Billings

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton

FUN FACTS:

Much has been written about Lincoln-Kennedy assassinations coincidences, including:

-Both had seven letters in their last names.

-Both were shot in the head on a Friday seated beside their wives.

-Lincoln was shot at Ford’s Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln Limo, which was made by Ford.

-Lincoln was in Box 7 at Ford’s Theatre, and Kennedy was in Car 7 of the Dallas motorcade.

-Both assassins had three names with 15 letters (John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald).

-Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and was captured in a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy in a warehouse and was captured in a theater.

-Both were elected to the U.S. House of Representatives for the first time in ’46 (1846/1946), were runners-up for their party’s nomination for vice president in ’56, and were elected president in ’60. Both were succeeded by southern Democrats named Johnson.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

Abraham Lincoln faces to the right on a penny while all the other presidents face to the left on US coins.

In Colombia, an individual can be fined up to 90,000 for gossiping.