Hey this is me. is this is the part where I talk about why i'm a writer and my hopes dreams ambitions and how many korean babies i want to adopt when i grow up? can we skip this? i will say that i write because there is so much purely bizarre crap bouncing around between my ears and it has to go somewhere and since i cant sleep at night (repressed memories of being picked last for dodgeball im sure) i put it down on paper, or in this case a mac. there. that wasn't so painful. please DO leave me constructive criticism please DON'T bomb my stories just because u feel insecure about the size of ur testicles. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING READING THIS? GO BACK TO DOWNLOADING PORN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!