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Joined 05-04-01, id: 65785
Author has written 1 story for General.

Silent woman in the night,
you came, took my seed from my shaking frame.
Same old fire, another flame, and the wheel rolls on.
Silent woman through the flames,
you come, from the deep behind the sun
Seems my nightmares, have just begun
Left me barely holding on.

"The Wanton Song"
Robert Plant/Jimmy Page

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
My Poor Bed by God's Own Drunk reviews
A poem about my poor bed
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005
tupilak by valpincon reviews
I submitted this piece for my uni unit this term...apparently they're going to teach me how to write...the idea came from a meeting, a present, and a warped mind :p Like anything I write based in reality, it diverged a very long way by the second sentence
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2004
The Mere Idea by valpincon reviews
This guy I thought I just lusted after, but now I know I'll care about him too, damn it. Why can't people be as one-dimensional up close as they seem from a distance? it would make life so much easier...or failing that, why can't I be more discriminating
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2003
Peter by Kievsky reviews
A verbal portrait of a classmate.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2002
Moscow Blaze by Kievsky reviews
An exercise in symbolism and a stylized depiction of one event leading up to the fall of the Soviet Union.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2002
Diary of A Dying Fish reviews
A collection of random, psychotic nonsense, with psychadelic interludes.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006