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Joined 03-10-09, id: 657873, Profile Updated: 04-17-13
Author has written 7 stories for Essay, Romance, Supernatural, and General.

Hi, I'm Pearl.

Interesting facts about Me:

I like chicken (mainly a veggie eater though). My favorite show is Arrested Development (that should tell you something about my humor). I love reading articles on the AV Club. I dislike, strongly dislike odd numbers...I thought today was the 16th, frowny face X{

Background:

I was raise on the East Coast until age 18. I then went to college and met a lot of crazy people and we did a lot of crazy things. I'm boring, like cat lady boring...laugh with me!

Stories:

I come up with most of my stories while listening to show tunes- mainly Evita and Into the Woods. If you're here to gather more information about said stories you can always PM me! Also I want to update but then I usually forget, life gets in my way a lot. Anyway below is a list of happenings with my Stories!

I Eat Only You-

Finished

An essay on phobia I have. It's a personal favorite of friends and family.

Where the Green Grass Grows-

Finished

A flash fiction/ short story collection.

It's abotu everything

Once Upon a Time-

aka Cubed

A fairy tale about an evil fairy godmother and her unfortunate godchild, a comedy of sorts.

(2/25 Chapters)

Vegetarianism-

A short story and/or flash fiction collection

Focused mainly on horror

(5/? Chapters)

Bird of Prey-

On Hiatus

A romance of some kind

(1/15 Chapters)

Crazy: A Zombie Love Story-

About Zombies and stuff.

On Hiatus (3/20 Chapters)

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Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by starbeamz2 reviews
“Aubrey Jennings, I know that you hate my guts as much as I hate yours and would rather be zapped by lightning than do this, but will you marry me?” Well, it’s not like I had much of a choice, did I?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Shelter by aileenrose reviews
In our first real conversation, David told me he thought I was "weird." What was weird was that I was living with my senile grandma, who runs a impromptu halfway house for people like David to swoop in and get to sleep in my bedroom for a month or three.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Cubed: A Fairy Tale
Olive unfortunately is being stalked by a lady who her calls herself, Maleficent, her fairy godmother. Only Olive is pretty sure she's not in a Disney movie and that Maleficent is the one that kept screwing everybody over. Help? (A rewrite)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,901 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
Once Upon a Time reviews
She just wanted an A in World Literature. What she got was a Fairy Godmother who cares just a little to much about herself. And her love interest? Well he has yet to be discover. And said Fairy Godmother's sisters were out to get them all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 5/24/2009
Bird of Prey
Some people surprise you. Then again... A story about a boy who was stupid. And a girl who was crazy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Published: 1/9/2013
Vegetarianism reviews
A trick of the light. A soft thud in the night. Blood on the flood, what more could you want? A short stoy/ flash fiction collection.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012
Crazy: A Zombie Love Story reviews
A little girl bit me! She bit me! Something crazy was going on. And no one was telling them anything. If only they news would stop talking about the panda being stolen from the zoo last weekend.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011
Where the Green Grass Grows reviews
A collection of short works about life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
I Eat Only You reviews
A life time of Hate never felt so good. A quest to get the truth to the masses!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete