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Joined 03-11-09, id: 657944, Profile Updated: 03-02-18
Author has written 28 stories for Life, Young Adult, Spiritual, Haiku, Love, Historical, Humor, Romance, Mythology, General, Horror, Supernatural, General, Mystery, and Fantasy.

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Major Arcana Series
A series of flash fiction stories, all inspired by cards from the tarot deck's major arcana, all featuring magic and/or really odd people.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,749 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/2
The Princess and the Dragon and Other Stories About Unlikely Heroes
Welcome to the Three Kingdoms. Princesses hatch plans; princes embark on quests; the forces of evil gather in dark corners like spiders in an ancient tower. There's an ancient tower. Don't expect to fall asleep to sweet dreams when you're done.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,672 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/11/2019
The Thief in the Night
This was a commission for my friend Robyn. Her prompt: What is the least convenient personal habit for a detective? Write about that detective.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Published: 3/25
Modern Loneliness reviews
Meet Neville and Joe. They're both fine, mostly. This was inspired by Lauv's song, Modern Loneliness, and by a lot of things I've been thinking about lately.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
Fraternising with the Enemy
This is a commission for my patron Sarah, who sent me this prompt: 'So you're saying that you want me, a villain, to help you catch another villain? That makes no sense.'
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
The Sea Witch's Revenge reviews
Doing a deal with a sea witch isn't quite as bad as doing a deal with the Devil, but for lonely boys on highland islands, it's almost the same thing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Complete
The Mystery of St Aidan's
Morag's friend Tom is convinced that he's got the key to the mystery of the annual 'haunting' of St Aidan's Church graveyard, so Morag's gone along at midnight to find it out.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
The Rise and Fall of My Chemical Romance (Commission)
A brief history of My Chemical Romance, in rhyming verse. Commission for Jacki Maw.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Complete
Expiry Date
My friend asked for a story looking at different cultures' interpretations and ideas about death... I ended up with this.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 8/10/2014
The Captain
Don't mess with her. She will mess with you more.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
200 Words or Less reviews
Flash fiction - stories (or anything, who knows) no longer than 200 words, until I get bored or distracted.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013
Season's Greetings reviews
Thalia's mother is big on celebrating all festive holidays. Thalia is big on dying her hair.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
The Scarlwright Sisters reviews
When new stepsisters Sophey and Ariel accompanied their parents on their honeymoon to Greece, they expected to see the ancient Greek world intertwined with the modern one. They didn't expect the ancient Greek world to be demanding a comeback.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013
Impromptu Haiku(s) reviews
I'm trying to get back in the habit of writing regularly, so these haikus are things I've come up with while I'm out-and-about and/or bored.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013
Nail Varnish reviews
Each week, he noticed, she wore a different shade.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Tiger Balm reviews
A cautionary tale. Pretty much what it says on the tin hahaha, etc. .
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Don't Fuck With Heaven At Christmas reviews
Else they'll banish you to a cloud.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
An Emoshitter's Guide to the Galaxy reviews
Sometimes, you know, emoshitters get poetic with their lifestyle advice.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
The Messiah Wasn't God's Greatest Creation reviews
Seriously.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Commuters Play Computer Games reviews
Don't the oddest things haunt us after we've left school?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
The World's First Feminist Dodo reviews
It's Mauritius, circa 1600. What did the dodos get up to before they kicked the bucket?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010
eBay reviews
This is hommage to Weird Al Yankovic, if I'm honest.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Odes to Food reviews
Chemical energy, the best kind!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
Musical Instruments reviews
The components to a relationship are...?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
My Way Home is Through You
... Though So Was the Way Out.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Fear reviews
Some jobs should come with warning tags: 'Caution - Clients Will Hate You'.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Heaven Help Us reviews
Heaven help us now... Come crashing down... And hear the sound... As you're falling down...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Covent Garden reviews
A little look at the people in Covent Garden and myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete