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Joined 03-11-09, id: 658019, Profile Updated: 08-21-14
Author has written 3 stories for General, and Young Adult.

Location: In some rich suburb in California


About Me:

- currently, a college freshman

- I'm a nerd, but not in that fangirl way, more in that I enjoy exchanging banter with my teachers and I don't "like" things, I "love" them

- huge mystery fan - Sherlock, Detective Conan/Case Closed, classic mystery books, you name it

- I suppose you could say I'm both 8 years old and middle aged at once - I watch cartoons like it's a normal thing, but I also view them as a decent lens into the human condition; my favorites include Hey Arnold, Batman: the Animated Series, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Detective Conan (although this one could be argued to be an adult's cartoon), Corneil & Bernie, SpongeBob from season 1 through the movie, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, and Kim Possible

- I got so angry about the season 1 finale of Legend of Korra that I wrote a 40,000 word alternate ending for Amon. It's here.

- all my favorite music is from the years 2000-2010. I don't even know if that makes me a hipster or retro or just plain out of style. If we're going to open the door to the specifics, you have to know who Billy Talent is.

- I'd love to be able to write horror, I highly enjoy Stephen King novels, yet I can not watch horror movies.

- I could die happy if I produced a cartoon that was either like Detective Conan or focused on characters like Dr. Drakken & Shego

- I'd like to be an author, or screenwriter, or if all fails, an editor or worker in the publishing industry

- I primarily write crime/mystery novels, but subgenre can be just about anything

- I tried writing a paranormal mystery one time, and you can, uh, buy it here.

- I'm kind of in love with actor Mike Vogel, but he's so cute with his posts about his wife and kids I could never interfere.

- I kinda want to live in the 1960s


Updates:

11/12/13: As I am attempting to get some feedback on one of my current novels, I am reactivating this account in terms of writer stuff. I don't expect to upload all my manuscripts, but this one's up, and it's nut fiction with more violence, more mature themes, and ten times the fun! Take a look. :)

My other books (including Tailored, The Crowe Series, the Tate books etc are on the site)

7/23/14: Probably should've mentioned this before, but if you ever wondered what things look like in Edgeport or any of the Nick Tate books, I made a Pinterest for them.

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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube Channel up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/1/2007
Who's Eating Eric Lynch? (old draft) by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
What are you doing? This is the old draft, you crazy nut-so! Go read the new one, which hopefully doesn't suck as much as this one did.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Buried by GossamerSilverglow reviews
A friend is a single soul dwelling within two bodies. A psychic friend gives part of that soul a gun powdered residue and, when something goes wrong, it explodes. When Bailey's best friend Gwen goes missing, the perfect little town of Haven crumbles... rest of summary inside.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,969 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/28/2011
Tiger, Run by VelvetyCheerio reviews
Reviews returned! Abandoned by the circus he worked alongside, a sideshow tiger tamer flees his abusive boss and saves the life of an aging tiger in the process. He's quick to find himself in the unexpected company of master thieves, but the secrets of one could threaten the lives of them all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/5/2013
Carnations' Wake by Jitterbug Blues reviews
The last thing an assassin expects to find in the lonely hills of rural Scotland is a coffin in the ruins of a castle, housing a sleeping knight. Nor does he expect that one good deed will throw his life into jeopardy, and that his fate will be intertwined in a 700-year-old tale of valor and redemption. / slash (M/M)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 257,972 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Soma by cybersheep reviews
Twitchy, ailing Col is tasked with kidnapping a corpse-hoarding waiter, Molly, who may or may not be clinically insane—all while avoiding being turned into human talcum powder by an ambiguous violinist dead-set on revenge. Slash (M/M). Rated for language, violence, and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013
Alexander the God Killer by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
After five years of deporting demons back to hell, agent Alexander Anselm believed he was unbreakable. That is until the day he was abducted, tortured, and left for dead in an alleyway, his partner, Kyle, brutally murdered. Suspended from duty, Alexander will stop at nothing to track down the people responsible for Kyle's death, even if it means sacrificing his own humanity.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
Source Kill by The Tactician reviews
What if Anonymous and the CIA worked together? Set somewhere in the future, CIA agent Thomas Homes and Anonymous hacker Keegan Knightly must overcome their differences and work together to stop a plot involving a diamond heist, DDoS attacks, and the start of World War 3. Reviews welcomed and returned. Rated T for violence and swearing.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,993 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
Like Eiderdown & Disendowers by Whirlymerle reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Penumbrae by seredemia reviews
As a typical princess, Jenna is spoilt and wishes for adventure and action in her life. Somehow, her wish is granted during her seventeenth birthday and she is suddenly thrown into a world of brutal reality and dark curses. Alongside her childhood friend, a grumpy thief, and a magical elf, Jenna must now find a way to get her life back before the darkness takes everything away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 283,736 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Lullaby of the Unknown by Charlotte Isla reviews
COMPLETED. Landon Poulton was reckless and condescending; a teenager who used his last name and money to get away with whatever he liked. Dixie Tennyson was someone who took her art and family too seriously to regard little pleasures that the boy she hated lived by. He was a musician, but when Dixie learns his secret, she realizes they share the same fear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Angel Kristoph by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
/Story Removed/
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Edward & Alice OLD by Katerzzz reviews
Edward VIII. One of the shortest reigning monarchs in British History, who famously abdicated the throne for the love of Wallis Simpson...what if he hadn't met Wallis Simpson? What if he had married? Would the world be different? Alternative History! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 155,638 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Rise From The Ashes by Kobra Kid reviews
Death never crossed Keira's mind, since she is an Immortal. But, all of that changes when a man, Alocer, pays a visit to her house on a dark winter night. Now, Keira is spiraling into a world full of death, tragic secrets, and despair. Reviews returned!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,372 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010
The Eighth Deadly Sin by Fierce.Imagination reviews
Two people who can't possibly get along would try to stay away from each other right? Theoretically. But no, I kept doing this to myself. Why? You know those infamous seven deadly sins? She was the eighth. A combination of all together. Reviews returned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
You See Right Through Me by InkedSoul reviews
A girl is released from an asylum and reluctantly confides in a boy who shares her troubles. -Reviews Returned-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
I'm in Love With a Professional Heartbreaker by AmazingGrace91 reviews
When Adam's con-artist uncle forces him to seduce the daughter of the richest man in town, he gets a horrible surprise; the daughter is his best friend. Throw love, loyalty and an identical twin into the mix and his "mission" gets a little messy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 479,994 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Forbidden From A Distance by xXxTake.Your.Last.EmbracexXx reviews
Tessa: a normal girl. When strange activity all leads back to her and the ones close to her, though, she starts to question everything. Because when someone knocks at your door at 3 AM, you know something's wrong. Full summary inside! Reviews returned!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011
Nothing Left by I'mTheSummerToYourWinter reviews
Lyra's teenage years were her undoing, after what she thought was the happiest period of her life falls to pieces Lyra struggles with the remains of her life. A story of friendship, love, dreams, abuse and tragedy. rated T for violence strong language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Fierce.Imagination reviews
When you play in criminal thrillers for a living, you never think this could be your life. The horror, the blood, the pain – it seems too distant. The truth is that it can happen to you at any moment. And you never know who you would be playing...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,064 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Order by TellHerStory reviews
In the year 2062, things in the city of Corwin probably aren't changing for the better. When Lizbeth's parents are taken by a twisted Leon Lucas, she meets a group of people who promise to get them back and she just might find love in their strong leader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,071 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Dew Drops by MlleKathy reviews
Sophie has been labeled the Weird Girl and shunned from her classmates in school. She suddenly has the urge to make a friend and she chooses popular boy Andy. Who knew that she would need him desperately? -A psychological drama-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
My Heroine by Mar-mar S reviews
When Katie joins a new school she meets a boy named Jason, who's constantly getting beat up. She came to the school wanting nothing more than to finish the high school chapter of her life, but will she become the heroine of Jason's story?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
Through the Eyes of a Fallen Angel by AmazingGrace91 reviews
When Emma's nightmares start becoming reality, she needs the aid of a man she's terrified of to help her figure them out. Aiden's plan to kill Lizzy, Lisa's rapist forming a fetish with her and an unseen flaw in Tim's murder plan are just parts of it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010
Forgive Me Before You Go by AmazingGrace91 reviews
Liz and Aiden were brought together by chance after a near-fatal accident in the woods. After a breakout at a mental institution and a series of disturbing panic attacks plague Aiden, Liz starts to realize that he isn't as care-free as he seems to be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 300,962 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Shadow Guardians by LadyAshlie reviews
Eternal damnation, soul collecting, and redemption. The path to forgiveness is tricky. Trickier, though, is to forgive yourself. After killing herself, Georgie just wants to be Over. The Afterlife, though, has very different plans for her. Suicide.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Dead in the Water by kannkemp reviews
People die for different reasons. Sometimes however, the reasons are personal. When Daniel and Scott find Big Bo's body, it was obvious the cause, but what of the reason? Sadly, Daniel and Scott find out some secrets are better left buried.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009
Adventures in the World of Dating by RoseLynn reviews
“Let me know if you wanna...mess around sometime.” His proposal was so nonchalant that it could have been confused for a compliment. Oddly enough, I found myself being somewhat flattered.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2009
Vampriminals: Criminals BloodLust by XxHiddenBeautyxX reviews
boyxboy love- Nikki Leigh murders his parents & brother and is sent to a prision called the YuppieBin, one of the most dangerous prisions in the country. Everything's going fine until the bin is attacked by an unlikely characte
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009
The SunGlasses by Geneth reviews
Lars's the leader. Layla's the bodyguard. Emmanuel's the inventor. Dani's the criminal. So what happens when these four teens team up to start robbing museums and start a black market frenzy? Read the epic tale of crime, love, and the ultimate revenge.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009
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The Etch Artist (Nick Tate, Book 2) reviews
Chief Nick Tate, forced to juggle recovering from his eating disorder and splenectomy on top the discovery of two blown apart bodies of local high school bullies, finds himself overwhelmed by the sudden mentality change of the overachiever mafia princess, feuds among his officers, a boy obsessed with Nick's girlfriend, and something worse than a small town gang. *reviews returned*
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/6/2014
The Confidant reviews
An amateur writer/high school graduate, her cocky, smooth talking FTM best friend, and a serial killer (who may or may not exist) embark on a terrifyingly unplanned summer-after-high-school trip of the ages when they stop at tourist trap beach town with everything from hostile locals to a haunted island off the coast and someone ends up dead. - on hiatus -
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014
Edgeport (Nick Tate, Book 1) reviews
In a small Colorado town, the young chief of police attempts to juggle closing old wounds, falling in love with a new schoolteacher, and cleaning up his rich twerp reputation as the body of his best friend is found in pieces on the Fourth of July. - story removed -
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete