The Perfect Verse
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Joined 03-14-09, id: 658353, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.

Alrighty...

So I'm 17 and will be going to this super expensive college come August to major in environmental science. I'm going to have a mountain of debt, but hey, isn't that what every little girl dreams of? I'm a super dork and realize it. Uhh, I think I'm kind of a shit writer, but I'm hoping to get better. Plus, writing is kind of fun. See, I'm not artistic at all or anything so writing makes me feel like I'm being creative for once in my damn life. My major problem seems to be in my descriptions. I just don't like doing them. I'm trying to get better that though.

I like sappy romances so I'll probably write sappy romances. If you don't like cliches...well, that's all I write, really. Every once in awhile, you just want a good feel good story. It's like watching predictable romantic-comedies - you know what's going to happen, but you want to see it anyway.

I also enjoy chocolate and the color lavender. Lavender + chocolate = not good. Believe me, I've tried it. It sounded appealing at the time...

Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, the Beatles, Our Lady Peace, +/-, and Radiohead are a few of my favorite bands. They make me happy. I don't think I could live without music, it is always on in my life...Oh geeze, that sounded ridiculously corny.

I'm done rambling. =)

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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,317 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by Sharada Sharada reviews
I have two secrets - my addiction to chick lit, and the real reason why I drag myself to meet him at the most god awful coffee shop in town. Despite my careful deception, he discovers both of them. In the same morning. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Bumper Carts by Jhaynee reviews
ONESHOT: He's bananas for her. She cracks him up. He's nuts for her. Which is why his nuts end up all over the floor on aisle five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Not Another Cinderella Story by Aarushi reviews
Story currently being edited. Redux coming soon so be sure to check back in a few days.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Pinch Me by Alikaa reviews
“In your dreams,” he smirked, and then kissed me. Again. And all I could think was, “Pinch me. Just pinch me now.” ONE SHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Naughty by xemeraldeyesx reviews
My father finally lets me go to high school... and I end up confronted with the most obnoxious boy I’ve ever met. The problem? He’s atop the Naughty List and I’m St Nick’s daughter. Naturally, we don’t get along. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
In the Eyes of a Really Bad Stalker by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
I stalk him, so what? i'm not planning on sexually harassing him or anything, he's just interesting to watch. what i didn't expect was to find out that he stalks me too. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Man of Gondor by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She had never wanted a Prince Charming. Instead, all she desired was her very own man of Gondor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Juice Box by Faded Soulfire reviews
In the second grade, I stole his juice box. And it didn't stop there. Who knew that one event would put everything into motion?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Jellybeans by CharlieBlue reviews
Holly was just sitting in the library, minding her own business, when some strange guy came up and offered her candy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
It Had To Be You by Clavel reviews
Falling in love with Gabriel Ravenscroft, her bestfriend's brother, was never among Ellie's plans but neither were running away from an arranged marriage, disguising as guy or ending in Gabriel's semipirate ship but it all happens and thats just the start
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
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Learning the ABCs of High School Love reviews
“Just tell me,” Will pushed, keeping up with my faster pace. Stupid tall people with their stupidly long limbs. Why couldn’t he just let it die?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Mr Umpire reviews
RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONE SHOT CONTEST / “What do you mean out? What game are you watching, ump! My ninety year old grandmother could have called it better!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Nose Game reviews
ONESHOT. I screamed, “NOSE GOES!” and jabbed my finger onto my nose. Unfortunately for me, I was a little too excited and ending up stabbing myself in the eye.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Being Asian reviews
“You’ll be back. They always are.”/ “You’ll be annoying. You already are.” I replied. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Stupid Adages reviews
Learning that your life is all one stupid adage kind of sucks. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete