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Joined 03-20-09, id: 659308, Profile Updated: 04-01-10
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Dudes.

Name: I'm not saying, but I am usually called P-BUSTA (bag- busters, don't ask)

Age: I'm a day older than I was yesterday

Personality: Reatarded :S

Likes: My electric and acoustic guitars, cats, Hockey and badminton, Arsenal, Slinkies(they are super cool on the stairs), food (especially chicken), my equally retarded freinds cookiewolf and WoodenStereo, Malysia, snow, hoodies, plimsoles/ converses, anime and of course Being REATARDED!

Dislikes: Classical music, girly girly people, flowery things, bitchy people, boring people, maths, people who wear LOADS of pink, Chealsea, Insects(eurghh), sluts, school and much more.

Music: Jet, La Rocca, Vampire Weekend, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, 30 seconds to mars, Hot Hot Heat, Band of Horses, The All American Rejects, The Virgins, The Temper Trap, Starsailor, Jacks Mannequin, Cobrastarship, Franz Ferdinand, Evenescence, Dashboard Confessional, Travis, Breaking Benjimin, Nada Surf, Rock 'n Roll Soldiers, Ok Go, MGMT, OAR, Mutemath, Muse, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Green Day and many more!

Favourite Story on FP: Welcome to Heartbreak Nereids this is my favourite story so far! http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2647344/22/Welcome_to_Heartbreak you HAVE TO READ IT.

Favourite Books: The 'Night World' series by 'LJ Smith' I hate twilight but these are amazing! Cherub series.

Favourite Film: Not really sure but I love RUSH HOUR, hilarious.

Favourite TV series: One Tree Hill, Skins

Favourite Possesion: My Ipod and MP4!

Theres much more but I'll stop there!

One more thing checkout my bestfriend, cookiewolf's stories, they are hilarious! Oh yeah WoodenStereo hurry up and post the story up, it has chickens whoopie.

Get reading my stories then!

YABADABADOOOO

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Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,490 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Adopted Mafia ReDux by Lostinthenightrain reviews
Born in the Mafia, Raised in the mafia, Payton Laver is playing the game. Best friends with the youngest and enemies with the eldest, Tony. Tony is back after 5 years and just her luck, interrupting her chance to discover the traitor, by accusing her. REMOVED
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Hazel Eyes by Imperfect-Princess reviews
She was broken. He was angry. They had everything taken away from them. It took one chance encounter of the worst kind to show them some things can be fixed. After all, not everyone is born a killer. Rated for violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,265 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2007
I Never Said I Was Brave by lookingwest reviews
La Campanella Supernatural winner and Creativity runner-up / SKoW Best Non-Romance winner / Featured on Project Fiction / Reviewed on Falling Star Awards
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009
Once Upon a Bet by Nereids reviews
She was the new girl in college with a bad temper. He was the conceited prick everyone loved. She stated she could break his heart, and he said he could get any girl he wanted - including her. Can one of them win the bet without falling for the other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,881 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010
He's Oh So Special by NeedsCokeToWrite reviews
You're not supposed to look up at the stars and whisper with your best friends boyfriend. Or dance around in the rain with your best friends boyfriend,and you definitely shouldn't be kissing him under a streetlamp, miles away from home. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009
An Inner Goddess by Eiya Weathes reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Twilight: Exposed by i88 reviews
This is my opinion on the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. This is a critique and "study" of this franchise. Please review and comment on your own opinions. WARNING SPOILERS
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
Revenge is Sugary Sweet by HelgaBertoni reviews
I was always known as the fat kid, and after being picked on for most of my childhood by Jake Worthington, I left. But now I'm back, completely different, for one reason only. Sweet, sweet revenge. And just guess who's first on my list...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
The War to End All Wars by helixdown reviews
There's a murder on the loose. But with global crime rates at their highest in human history, mass hysteria spreading by the minute, and paranormal phenomena occuring worldwide, who has time to hunt him, or it, down?
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Caged Bird Heeds No Call by helixdown reviews
The world has plummeted into darkness, and those that remain find themselves woven into a world where freedom is a lie. With the world economy crashed, Jaden Strife is just trying to survive, but what happens when he uncovers his dead father's past?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Heroes of an Ended World by bulletcereal reviews
Hell has taken over. But these last residents of the ended world still believe in reason to fight. Can they rise up to the challenge.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Bleak Rebellion by Meer der Sterne reviews
The government has taken to human experimenting, and not everyone agrees on it. We follow Alastriona, an escaped experiment, who wants revenge on the people who changed her even if they are family. She's out for revenge, but will it be worth it?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Sea Breeze by Chrnoskitty'sRoleplaySaviour reviews
Little did Ciel know that one of his crew members had kidnapped a woman that day they left port But he never expected that he would ever begin to fall for her. Not after what happened to the last woman aboard his ship...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Fonda by Carradine reviews
With the scent of murder in the air, Johnny Fonda enters his school indifferently. Then a firefight breaks out, and he's in the middle of it. Rated M for violence, gore, language and sensuality. Please review!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
The Hidden Gun reviews
No one knew what happened to Riley. Why she disapeared for a week. Why she stopped talking to everyone. But not one person expected her to bring a gun to school. What really happened to Riley Franklyn?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010