Your future overlord, the second rate supervillain Dr. Bizarro, shares his opinions of horrible books. From the trainwrecks of modern writing to the gutters of history, no standard is too low. Now, Herr Doktor reads a combination of historical fantasy and police thriller set in Japan.

Magic is the key to the fantasy genre. Here are some notes, tips, and guidelines for most details that a fantasy author requires as he or she goes about this vital aspect of building the world as a real-seeming place.

-ONE SHOT- Aya, is in second year. She is the type of girl who speaks in her mind, only. She fell deeply in love with an upper man class and wants to confess her love and admiration to him. But, unexpectedly, she confessed to the wrong guy.

Hmmm............it wouldn't be about the gospel of John would it?

My step-by-step, completely egocentric—yet strangely informative—guide ::rant:: to why I will not read your story, and conversely, why I will.

My insight regarding this simple theory I came up with. Not intended to offend anyone here. I apologize if otherwise. Slight angst.

A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on how to create titles that will attract prospective readers. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series.

A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on the original Mary Sue archetype, from what they are to how to avoid creating them. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series. NOTE: Formerly the SWG to Mary Sues as a whole.

A response to Aquamantor's essay "Twilight: My Complete Reasons." This isn't my defense of Twilight but an attack on sexist, condescending ranting.

In which I justify why I, a teenage girl, hate Twilight and think it is an unhealthy influence.

Common courtesy: not so common anymore.

Title says it all.

I guess you all should know...

The mother of all twilight hate.

Para 'to sa mga Pinoy. Basahin mo. :D

An essay critical of the lack of patriotism in my own generation.

This is a persuasive essay telling you why you should NOT stand for the Pledge Of Allegiance. I gave it to my school and now I don't have to stand for it.

Today I was told I would be going to hell. Here is my response. My understanding is that Christianity is a religion of love and that by being a loving person, in Christian theory, you will find a path to heaven. Reviews Returned

Just for fun, don't take it so seriously...

A compare and contrast essay discussing the classic novels "The Invisible Man" and "Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells and Ralph Ellison respectively. Also includes a section discussing the issue of invisibility.

How are the most vulnerable of society being cast aside while the ones who do it are praised as progressives? How is the right to live being determined by social/economic usefulness and standards of independency or physical perfection? simple, by abortion

Why is it that we can't just accept each other's differences? An essay about discrimination by age, disability, disease, sexuality, religion and race. Rated T for talk of sensitive subjects.

Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.

Jesus Christ. Differently.

A beginner's guide to tea and tea-drinking for the average American. Originally published in a student literary magazine at my college.

Who says phobias are "irrational" fears?

So instead of rewriting about metal, I took what I already had, and rewrote it, this one is a lot better, trust me. Its about the hstory of metal.

In school, if you're the responisble one, you probably can relate.

A response to increasing number of plagiarized stories occurring on fictionpress. It is intended to inform the reader of some of the misconceptions regarding copyright infringement and plagiarism. Responses appreciated.

There are two new trends in the online Fiction-writing world: #1 Plagiarizing the work of others. #2 Complaining about the plagiarizing of the work of others. I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon as well - by doing #2 and not #1 because...

What it's like to live with a learning disability and how I overcame it.

An essay I wrote for school on the life of Catherine of Aragon before she married Henry VIII.

My humble tribute to that wonderful caffinated beverage.

starting from now... I'll be making my daily haiku! R&R

We Love Spongebob.

Think you've got a good story but no one's reading them? Here's a list of reasons why.

The Ark of the Covenant’s disappearance from the annals of history has created several theories as to where the Ark might be resting"

Who am I in this world so cold; All alone with no one to hold? Who am I on this road of wallow and fear? But a drifter with a lonely blue tear.

To save a life. Dedicated to no one but feel free to think it for you!

Lost somewhere between nodes of the chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Its the story of a revolution in a comic form.

We are what we don't feel... R&R

Stem Cell Research: What we could do with it, and obstacles to and why we should be interested in continuing research. An essay a wrote for my English 101 class. Grade: A-. Give me a grade if you want.

self explanatory, me thinks

A tale told in 5 hikus.

Want to make your writing sound more professional? View the nitpicks within--and learn to avoid them!

an essay about filipinos

A simple tale of unspoken love and longing.

A collection of essays on Anime/being an anime fan/etc written in 2003 and reposted for your enjoyment. (Hopefully)

Okie, I wrote this because my teacher told me to, (duh) and hurrah, I made a story in Tagalog! It's about this girl forced to prostitution by her mom. How about her dreams? I know, we can't deny, this really happens HERE. It's SO saaaad...