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Joined 03-21-09, id: 659547, Profile Updated: 02-08-10
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Horror, Romance, Love, and Humor.

Hi, my name is Katie. I sling flaming baguettes for sport. I'm also a poet and I'm working on a major story.

I am a centaur living in the Enchanted Forest, guarded by an army of cats and a normal horse. I'm friends with a birdwatcher, crazy photoshopper, and an elf/leprechaun. My magical powers include telling the future with Tarot cards and flipping big flags into the air and catching them.

I'm also on Gaia ( www.gaiaonline.com ) as Horse lady. On deviantart ( www.deviantart.com ) I have numbers and no capital letters ( horse-lady90 ), which makes me sad.

I'm the daughter of an editor, so any minor grammatical mistakes make me turn into a giant alligator with a sock fetish.

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A Merman's Tail by MABurk reviews
UPDATE: Title Changed. Marie was just an ordinary Cali girl living by the beach until one day she discovered something that would unravel a mystery that had haunted her for years. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 143,478 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/29/2006
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Three Little Fish and a Bird by Shintoshi reviews
A writer out in the country has a fantasy come true when she discovers a merman. Of course, not everything comes up roses.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,839 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Shadowed Intentions by TurtleGoddess reviews
All is well in Setena, until the princess Quisa receives a tip that not all is as it seems. Now, she must enlist the help of bookish scholars, rowdy pirates, and spoiled nobles to save the kingdom. But exposing dark secrets comes at a heavy price...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,644 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Poisoner's Game by FreezingRayne reviews
*ON HAITUS* Sequel to The Poisoner's Ring. Cale and Azri journey west, in search of a cure for a deadly poison. All is not what is seems however, and Cale quickly realizes that his destiny may be more tied to Azri's than he ever coud have forseen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,191 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
In So Many Words by elisefey reviews
When Jae agreed to it, he knew that granting Claire’s dying wish to dance with him on stage would be good for his public image. What he didn’t know was that meeting her would mean falling for her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2005
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Opium Series reviews
A series of poems. The speaker is addicted. ...Sorry for the excessive edits/notifications...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
Should Have Clipped His Wings reviews
Where was her sparrow, and when was he coming back?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
If movie-theater bathroom mirrors could talk.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Mirror Ode reviews
I love my mirror.... -Pure stupidity. It was intended.-
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
My Cassia reviews
By all rights, he shouldn’t be so sad. Then again, for the past days that he couldn’t keep track of, nothing was logical. Like the breakup of his friends, the soul mates. There was no way that any logic could have been involved in that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Blue Eyed Devil reviews
As he turned the corner, I thought I caught a glimpse of a pointed tail. The vibes got worse. Oh Lord, what had I gotten myself into? Lesson: Always trust your gut, and don't go on dates with people who you think are Satan.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
zOMG Gaming reviews
Detailing an experience I had playing Gaiaonline's battle system game, zOMG.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Take it Off reviews
Stripping was not in the quest description, Kassie!" "Just shut up and take it off." Sometimes a friend can be a little too caring. Oneshot with my OCs
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete