Haha Hi - my name is Jessica and the term "valoraloves" has some signifigance to me but for now i'll just keep that little secret to myself and well I'm 15, i'm a budding author and i tend to write more stuff with pen and paper than on the computer so i'm usually just way too lazy to type it all out, i have this story i'm working on called the "the brother's bird" that's filled up at least 3 notebooks so you can just imagine how obnoxious that would be to type out (ahh!! writer's cramp!!) umm actually i write more regular fiction that's inspired by my own ideas as opposed to fanfiction but i find that FF headquaters is just too fun a place to ignore so i constantly read and review whenever possible, i'll always be honest and as i read more of whoever's story i review i will always give you my full analysis - thanks for reading and have fun with the profile, i know none of you are creepy pervs so i trust you all!!
as for my personal life: i'll let everyone know this much: i have a boyfriend (8 months baby!!) named Ryan haha i've been friends with him since i was at least 8/9 and yes i'm a 6 months older than him (he just turned fifteen in december and i'm due to turn 16 in July and yes..i'm a sophomore and he's a freshman haha), but that doesn't bother me :) besides he's born in december and i'm born in july, i'm always the youngest in my class and he's usually the oldest. ummm...i have 2 brothers, Justin and Nate, Nate is finishing college on his way to becoming a doctor (yeahhh!! free health benefits!!) and Justin is a highschool History teacher haha with his wife Eileen whose also a teacher (a middle school science one)and they're on their way to having their first baby, my neice!! her name is Grace Eden, she'll be born March 30th!! hmm...umm yeah i have a Dad and a mom my Dad has that job where everyone hates him cuz basically he's like the guy that comes after you if you don't pay your bills on time or something he's something like a backer for the IRS and yes...he hates his job but he makes alot of money for it haha and my mom is a 5th grade teacher (what is it with teachers in my family?) and I live in Arizona where i absolutely love the sun and the water...especially the dezert! i love working up a good sweat!! and yes..i'm very tan hahaha.
animes/mangas: ouran high school host club, naruto, love attack, kingdom hearts, midori no hibi, chibi vampire, black cat, and whatever else crosses your mind, i"ve probly read it--i have onemanga.com so i'm even that much more of a nerd too :)
american works: i love actual books too: i love harry potter, pendragon, alice in wonderland, love that dog, and many other old fairy tales (beauty and the beast, and sleeping beauty are my favorites) (sorry but i don't really care for twilight :p tho i have nothing against stephanie meyer cuz i happen to absolutely LOVE the host, i just can't get into the whole "sparkling vampires sucking on cranky annoying Bella" i honestly couldn't get past the chappie 6...it just held no interest to me and Bella's really boring and edwards okay but i dont' like white guys so being extra pale doesn't turn me on...tho Jacob is a hottie tho i always end up imagining him with glasses so then i get turned off (tho taylor laughtner is a different story :00). there's just too many things in it to go up against me to like it at all...
Korean Manhwa!!: honestly i think this section never gets enough attention, basically it's like manga or american comics but the korean style and some Manhwa artist's have such amazing talent, like my favorite author Hwang Mi Ri!! that person is sooo amazing!! out of these i totally love: ugly duckling to swan, cutie boy!!, he's dedicated to roses, crazy girl shin bia, say say say, and many more. haha go check them out on onemanga.com!!
favorite parings: seijiXmidori, harryXGinny, RonXHermione, KibaXHinata, ShikaXTemari, (i love Gaara :p), soraXKairi, (i love Riku haha), amazingly i like TamakiXHaruhi who would've guessed?, karinXkenta, trainXRinslet, HinataXSasuke (i just like hinata).
sorry but i'm not one for yaoi or yuri frankly i'm a christian and NO that doesn't mean that i think all homosexuals deserve to go to hell, not in the slightest i believe they're people just like everyone else and i believe in a saying, "hate the sin, not the sinner", and i do...trust me i have a very good friend that's gay. i don't discriminate, i just believe in what's right and what's wrong. i'm aware that they have feelings and i'm aware that sometimes they just can't help themselves, though i'm a firm believer in the bible and i believe a direct commandment is a direct commandment, the bible says:" it is despicable for a man to lay with another man as he would with a woman and vice versa". now that's the truth, i'm sorry if your an atheist or a christian that believes and acts like, "oh i'm a christian and i'm all for God and all his commandments, i just happen to deny at least half of them. honestly i can say that i hate those type of people, its what i call being fake. once again i dont' hate gays because i don't hate the people, i just don't like what they do because it completely conflicts with my beliefs and also i just really don't like it. there are people that like yaoi because they like to follow the new trend of "fangirls loving yaoi" however i'll have everyone know that i'm not one of these people. i won't hate you or anyone if they're gay or support being gay, i just felt that on my profile of all places i should tell the world everything of how i feel. thankyou :)
I love life - and i love writing and drawing and especially reading i'm a complete nerd and i plan to be an author or a cartoonist one day or possibly a florist/ tea shop owner or possibly an art teacher..but i kinda suck at art haha or a video game disigner (top #1 pick) :) i just think that if i was able to work in that creative field all my wishes would be answered but now i'm rambling on hahah :p
quotes& things i love to say!!
Author Unknown- Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Mother Theresa- I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
Erich Fromm- Immature love says 'I love you because I need you'. Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
Anon- Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Anon- Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm not that skinny but i guess slender could be another word haha :)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (only like 2 japanese...yeah that's enough asian to be accepted into the asian appreciation club but u may as well call me white hahaha cuz i don't looks asian at all).
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (really i don't, but if i don't like something i'll say it)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (haha my last name happens to be McPeak, but i'm actually alot more Scottish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (cherokee and Osage BABY!!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... (i'm not a cheerleader, but i used to be one and i'll have you know that its not the fact that they're cheerleaders that make them whores or jerks it's simply that they're girls...some girls are honestly that way and it's not fair to stereotype all cheerleaders that way cuz i know some really nice girls that are amazing people and prude as can be...AND part of the cheer squad!!)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (okay...my BEST FRIEND is a dancer, she's not any of these things she's amazing and wonderful, she's not suck up nor stupid and SHE'S A VIRGIN!!) (also i admit most of the others girls are this way but in reality you find these girls everywhere..even band class, i dont' appreciate the stereotype. -_-)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (FYI i'm a virgin and proud of it!! so wearing a skirt has nothing to do with my sexual activity...i love them cuz they're pretty!!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (we all do at some point...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (my bf is filipino haha u can just ask him, i actually feel embarrassed if he pays for me and i don't like it, nor do i like nagging people--actually I'm one of the most chill people you can meet, not high matinence or mean..just ask ryan and he'll have no complaints haha)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ( i hate when people think that...it's retarded)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (actually i just like what i like so i wear whatever i feel like haha i happen to own ovveralls and knee high converse and suspenders haha i just like wearing what i want really).
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (i act haha but not much morely i like to model).
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I'll say this my bff's Meagan and Chelsea are prob the only girls i actually trust and actually like, otherwise girls annoy the heck out of me, it comes from my childhood for having 2 brothers, a dad -a mom that used to work alot and never be home- and also the 13 boy cousins that used to live with me, so i just don't like hanging with girls all that much i find myself being pretty vulgar and enjoying silly things that i realize most girls dont' like at all, also i just get along with guys much better , i dunno why.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(dunno if this classifies as big but they're like a large B turning into a small C...Meagan tells me they're big..but then again she is an A hahah so i dunno).
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (HOney, i 'm a freaking model...i pose for everything!! ;) hahah)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (only like a little bit my mom's maiden name is Neuvhowse and when they immigrated they changeed it to newhouse).
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I had no idea Hunter was gay until he showed me his "boyfriend" i'm not creeped out i love him for him and i'm still great friends with him, but i don't support the sexual orientation nor do i hate him for being gay, honestly i don't. i dont' like what he does, but i don't hate him..i never could, he's too amazing for me to ever ever hate him, he's like one of my best friends).
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (haha my bf is asian and i happen to get C's sometimes lol)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (my cousin Danny would agree with this statement, but i'd just smack him haha).
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy. (haha i remember when i was 5, i would play sega ninja turtles with my cousins and beat all of them and they were all at least 6-8 haha, now i enjoy assasins creed and bioshock, so yes i'm a nerd but i'm not ugly..tho a bit crazy haha).
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (we're all mixed when we think about it).
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black ( have 2 black guy friends haha and i call one "pooh bear").
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Well who is? No one's the same...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (haha i just wear what i like haha).
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Haha, I actually really am haha).
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Quite the opposite...I'm the mother of the group, telling people they shouldn't drink or smoke...lol. It doesn't usually work, though I've gotten a few people to make the right decision, something I'm proud of :))
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (this is half true only...i'll hurt you if u hurt my friends...like that mother thing once again, i'll mess with you if u mess with my babies (my friends)...otherwise no haha).
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. ( i've drank and smoked before and done many a drugs but that was in the past and i have no taste for it anymore..actually i hate it and i regret falling to that form of temptation, i'm not against an occassinal drink, but i'll Never get drunk again).
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (i feel lost when i'm with too many people haha).
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( I laugh at math jokes haha and once again i laugh at loads of vulgar dirty man humor hahahahah).
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ( as John mayor says, "say what you need to say", and my friend Zach would agree with this soooo much but I'm the way God made me so sorry haha though i'm actually not that bad, you can ask Ryan).
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (i defend my friends and what not, is that so wrong?)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (haha i absolutely LOOOOOOOOOOOOve Manga...i dont' care if that makes me weird i like ti too much).
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I'm pretty bad at it but i still like it. )
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (actually my arms are spaghetti noodles...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm incapable of whispering hahaha i just have that kind of voice but it's not bad hahaha).
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (i think you have to be emotional to interperet the emoitons of your character..so sue me.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Well...that's true...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (only sometimes with my suspenders ahahaha).
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. BLOOD MAKES ME SOOOO QUEASY...EWWW AND I FREAK OUT AT THE SIGHT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD, SADLY.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. HAHA I CAN FAKE AN ACCENT.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I LOVE NATURE, DON'T FREAKING KILL IT!! MY BF USED TO CALL ME jESSICA TREE HUGGER).
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (normally i'm not for it, but in some cases i think there happens to be some exceptions to this, though all in all i think if you get pregnant cuz ur the one that likes to screw around and get with a bunch of guys that's your fault and u need to keep that baby in order to be responsible, but if you've been raped or something i understand but overall i think it's very sad and that it shouldn't be done at all. )
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. ( i like my quiet time :)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Ugh...)
I don't cuse, so i must be an outcast. ( i'm trying to break that habit so we'll just say that i usually don't).
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I'm really immature hahah)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (actually i think this is sad, i used to be a very depressed person and i used to cut, but i don't anymore thank God!! and now i have a couple of friends and one friend in particular that i want to help as much as i possibly can.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (just ask ryan...he's been to enough sad movies with me hahahaha).
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST (MY NEIGHBOR IS A WICCAN HAHAH).
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..(was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food)
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. - anonymous
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go. - anonymous
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. - anonymous
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Love is never wanting to lose faith, never wanting to give up, and never truly moving on. Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what's left of your heart that they feel the same.
Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
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