Dearly Demented
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The secret of the Great Stories is that they have no secrets. The Great Stories are the ones you have heard and want to hear again. The ones you can enter anywhere and inhabit comfortably. They don't deceive you with thrills and trick endings. They don't surprise you with the unforeseen. They are as familiar as the house you live in. Or the smell of your lover's skin. You know how they end, yet you listen as though you don't. In the way that although you know that one day you will die, you live as though you won't. In the Great Stories you know who lives, who dies, who finds love, who doesn't. And yet you want to know again.

~ (Arundati Roy)

It's about time i actually got off my ass and update my story, isn't it.

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My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
A Lesson In Love 101 by Secretive reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Wonderland by Rayona reviews
CHAPTER 75 UP She followed the White Rabbit to a city comparable to Hell. Her mission as an assassin is to do away with an evil dictator, but it's proving to be a harder task than expected.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 272,773 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/8/2002
Sensation Boulevard reviews
As if having some attractive naked guy tumble through Madison's window isn't awkward enough, she's caught in an embarrassing 'position' that has everyone tag him as her boyfriend. The thing is, attractive naked guy isn't denying it, the jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009