Chronic-Anachronismhide bio
Author has written 21 stories for Love, Life, Song, Family, Friendship, and General. I am Chronic Anachronism. "chronic" meaning all the time or habitual, and "anachronism" meaning something not in its place in time. I'm saying that I am never living in the present, if you could not guess. I write plotless short stories in addition to terrible poetry. I know that this site operates like Fanfiction dot Net, so please don't archive my stuff anywhere else, just link. Bear in mind that most of my poems are songs, so lots of them will have choruses and they won't scan particularly well. I took down "Act IV, Scene VII" because I was going to put it on fanfiction dot net, but there's no Shakespeare section that I can find, so I might put it back up... |
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humor me by for shame reviews
your pen and skin are no match for concrete and chemicals.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Paper Girl by adayinthelifeofJimmyE.Savage reviews
A poem/song for the one girl who could change me... C-J, I love you and I'd be nowhere without you. Stay gold.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Roth by AbsolutelyAbsent reviews
Metamorphasis and change; A heart, a chill to rearrange. --- About a friend of mine. Or at least, I think he's a friend. I could be wrong.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Nothing by AbsolutelyAbsent reviews
Looking foul and feeling fair, is how we should seek to compare.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Streetlamps and Snowstorms by Tanize reviews
Because I still chase reality, and you're still chasing dreams; while cherry trees and swing sets are bursting at the seams.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Fears by Tanize reviews
Fears.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Novocain by Tanize reviews
Growing up is finding out your skin is getting snug,/ And pain is just Novocain/ for people with no one to hug."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Forget Me Not by Harmony the Author reviews
This is a poem for anyone who truely believes that they know what love feels like.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
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Blood Siren
Temptress singing singing iron songs, I've been left here on my own...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 7/5/2010
Southern Highway
This is how it feels to walk along a road in southern America. I miss those Florida storms...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
En fuego
Una poema que yo escribi hoy. No es muy buena, pero me gusta. Espanol no es mi primera lengua.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Morning Talks reviews
Another love poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
You in my Memory
A love poem...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
All This Fear reviews
I'm afraid of moving 'cause I'll lose what I have/ I'm afraid of staying 'cause nothing here makes me glad.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Grey reviews
The first free verse I've written in a long time. I feel sort of -dull- about this one.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Let it Rot reviews
A rather disconnected poem with bizarre imagery.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Ashes reviews
A poem/song about help.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Don't Fix Me If You're Going To Break Me Again reviews
I'm melodramatic and gloomy, as per usual.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Someone New reviews
it took him to get me to leave and that's the truth/so why am I still writing all these songs for you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009
Worse off than before reviews
Another poem from the diseased recesses of my mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Sticks and Stones reviews
A creepy little spin on the children's rhyme.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Folly and Fire Don't Mix
What the title says, but it's all metaphorical. Oh noes!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Wild Garden reviews
A figment of my imagination in a garden.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
Megan's Sister reviews
A long poem about a cutter's sister...yeah.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Love the Sinner Hate the Sin reviews
I wrote this in October or November while wallowing in emo despair. Beware: will only make sense to me!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Pretty Lycanthrope reviews
Being in love with a werewolf can be pretty harsh, I guess. A little song from a girl who wants the object of her affection to love her back, with the added hardship of him being a lycanthrope. Summary is way too long for a short song!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
SemiHopeful Masochist reviews
Rather depressing epic poem with very little point. WARNING: heavy angst and a bit of substance abuse. Narrator is drunk/hungover for most of the poem .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
No Lock Left reviews
Another song/poem about a dangerous romance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
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