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Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Mythology.

hi. I'm new at this so bring on the insults and criticism. i obviously love to write but I'm also a bit of a baseball fanatic so from now until October do not be surprised if i vanish at random times. i love the Chicago cubs but I'm not from Chicago, thank god because it cold there. i hate anything below 65 degrees I'm a north Carolina girl but I'm am not a hick thank you very much. I'm the only girl in my family that's below the age of 26 so lets just say i distrust the male population in general thanks to my moronic male relatives. I'm random, silly, and loud and to my mom's dismay the majority of my class mates believe i am the spawn of Satan. i tend to act mean so they leave me alone. I'm agnostic which is something the bible tumpers in my town don't understand. I'm antisocial because lets face it most people are stupid. that's all I'm going to say about me for now.

okay here's the deal i got some reviews that were good at helping me figure out the kinks in my story so i went a totally redid some stuff so the new version of Girls Can't Play Baseball is up and I'll try to get the sequel Boys Can't Play Music up as soon as possible

So i have decided to leave Girls can't Play Baseball on tthe site but i will be removing the sequel until my writer's block goes away. Sorry.


so i found so pics that are as close to my charcters as possiable so follow the links if you want to see them

http:///pic/m/k/kd/kdezmac/514197_girl_w_blue_eyes_1.jpg Athena

http:///209/498291874_63be776927.jpg?v=0 Poseidon

http:///host/cookiefreak89/ryan2.jpg Apollo

http:///image/guy20with20blue20eyes/Excutio/Emodude.jpg Hermes

http:///1009/1236467426_38f86196a4.jpg Dionysus

http:///laura_winchester/normal_SR0483_SN2-1466r.jpg Matt

http:///true_desires/mike.jpg Sammy

http:///modfab/hgb/bernal.jpg Ares

http:///gallery/gallery/th/3F1305.preview.jpg Alethia


quotes that i find amusing

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. I’m part of the 8 percent that would laugh my ass off..

Venting, even a little, keeps the apeshits away.

Dreams are what we need to survive other wise our minds would dry up with disuse.

The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again’.

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King.

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations

Can you really die? I mean every major religion believes in an afterlife so does that mean that ‘death’ is a journey and we lost the directions to get back?

I used to hate running and then I realized that when the zombie attack happens I’ll be able to out run all you suckers.

The majority of the problem wants the next generation to fix the world but if the majority of the next generation belongs to the majority of the problem then what does that say about our future?

I know exactly where my brain is. It’s sitting on my closet shelf plotting world domination.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. ~Leo Durocher

Don't tell me about the world. Not today. Its springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball. ~Pete Hamill

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.”

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult

Why is it called a bumper if we can’t use them as such?

“I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

A clean car is a sign if sick mind.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.

Man made beer, God made pot. You make the choice.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.

S.O.B.E.R. - Sick of Banning Everyone's Rights

Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

You’re Just Jealous Because the Voices Only Speak to ME!!

Why do women have such low self-esteem? There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie.

-Dave Barry, 1999

Are you sure that ‘gut’ feeling isn’t left over from that burrito you had for lunch?

I tried living in reality and it is too ludicrous to believe.

"I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's damned dangerous."

"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped."
- Marcel Achard

"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."
- Kingsley Amis

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
- Paul Beatty

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. --Al Capone

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton

"While running, it is rude to count the people you pass out loud."

"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity."

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Ok people, this is just sad. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Gays are humans, like us. It's not a sickness that can be spread but something that they are BORN with in their GENES! If you care, you'll repost this. If you don't, YOU'RE A HOMOPHIC LUNITIC WHO MAY AS WELL BUILD THEMSELVES A HOUSE OUT IN THE WOODS AND LOCK YOURSELF IN IT BECAUSE WE (us people who are open minded and are living in PRESENT TIME) DON'T WANT YOU HERE BREATHING OUR SAME AIR!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.( I am but that’s besides the point)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

the bold ones apply to me

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Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by Lostinthenightrain reviews
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Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2020 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Haptic Jungle and Sunshine Synchronicity by fairies and snapple reviews
Pinot is just a fashionably awkward idealist who thinks she can save the whole world in one summer. North is just the cynical, sarcastic son of her father’s mistress who wants a skate-park where she wants a tree. Together they just set the world on fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 3/10/2009
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Playing With The Big Boys by xXSaraphine-DominoXx reviews
It's not easy being surrounded by sexy men, stuck in a military school, be undercover with people out to kill you, or have no one of your gender around for miles, but hey, that's life. So what does a sixteen year-old prodigy do when she runs into romance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009
Blood of the Wolf by Winterland reviews
He killed her family. She wants revenge. Could it be true love? That plus werewolves, magic, betrayal, and lots and lots of S-E-... well, we'll let you figure out the rest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,955 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Get Me Out of Here by Esquirella reviews
Robert hates having to socialize with people he barely knows. But as an intern, he has to make a good impression. luckily for him, a hot blonde provides a hell of a distraction! Slash, MxM, so homophobes should stay out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
A New Home by ninjaturtlelover34 reviews
When a homeless Dragon has nowhere to go, a kind hearted Dragon quite different from himself decides to help out...for a price.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Break the Sky by Caseus reviews
When kidnapped by a horde of pirates onto an airship, Jonathan tries to make the best of his situation. But it's not that hard with women who care too much and a captain who's as intrigued by Jonathan just as much as Jonathan is intrigued by him. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Burnout by Lykan reviews
Street racing is illegal, but in this city it's the racing gangs who run things. Daemon Valent, a racer without a gang to call his own, wins any race he drives in. He has everything, and his cars keep him company. He doesn't need anyone. Or does he? SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Band Aid by R. E. Winterayne reviews
"I'm not bleeding, am I?" William asked curiously, gaze alternating between the band-aid and the other boy, who shook his head slowly. "You're not bleeding, are you?" Again, Ryan just shook his head, smile on his face. "Then why do I need a band-aid?" MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
At Odds by DreamWeaver44 reviews
Leo and Toby are nothing alike. But they both like each other. Slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
How the Love of a Friend Can Change by DreamWeaver44 reviews
Leo is always there for his friend Toby, whenever he is needed. But sometimes, Leo needs Toby too. Slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
How the Slice of a Razor Changed Everything by DreamWeaver44 reviews
Leo and Toby are enemies. Until Leo catches Toby cutting himself, and everything changes. Slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
JailBait by forSERIOUS reviews
A self-righteous young girl finds herself being the pet of a dangerously handsome American gangster. Fighting a never ending battle, she strives to tear down the leader of the organized crime scene...if only he would stop trying to reach up her shirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
Pen Pal Protocol by CrimsonSilence reviews
To Mr. conceited,Actually,I found your letter to be completely boring so perhaps you should apologize.And I did NOT rant.I just embellished..overenthusiastically..It's just my luck to get stuck with some Conceited pen pal...stupid hat..and english teacher HIATUS
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
Foxified by Carbon Slash reviews
She has a normal pet just like everyone else. Yeah right, normal. Firstly, it is a fox. Secondly, it can turn into a human at will. What the hell? And aren’t foxes supposed to be cunning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2005
His Own Little Piece of History by jma reviews
M/M Gay Romance ONE-SHOT written for Sheepie for Valentines. Miles is a middle-aged collector of history. He teaches it, he spends thousands on ancient swords, he loves it. But one piece of history is about to walk into his life that is all too unexpected
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Feeling OffSides by Waterhouse Mermaid reviews
Or, The Five Times Charlie Brushed Mike Away & The One Time He Didn't. M/M Slash. World Cup inspired. Charlie thinks Mike is stealing his stardom- he didn't count on finding Mike so attractive. Soccer boy slash! Woot! COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
You say coincidence, I say bad luck by Agent Raindrop reviews
So he's in the middle of robbing me and I'm in the middle of being completely naked. He's hot, I'm... average. He's a criminal, I'm an innocent bystander. Awkward? Hell yes!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,152 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2007
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Seven Alphas by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was going to be joining the Alpha males that ruled the school. He was adamant on being my friend. His 'buddies' were adamant on finding him the 'perfect' girlfriend. All the girls wanted to be that girl. The backstabbing begun because the hunt was on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,248 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008
Not So Crash Hot by rosieroo reviews
FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Opposite Effect by Jaelyn Disraeli reviews
In sixth grade, Lexa Leicester told Skyler Ashford she liked him. He left her to cry her eyes out in the hallway. Six years later Lexa tells Skyler she hates him, only this time he kisses her in front of the whole school. Confused? So is she.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Love, Give Me Redemption by annajade reviews
Rory O'Malley promised her deceased Grandda, she will visit Ireland, his homeland. Instead of a calm picturesque vacation, she was saved by and ran with a dangerously handsome Highlander. But is she in the hands of a redeemer? Or a deceiver?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,109 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
For Those in Peril by The Finn reviews
Upon being shipped to her future husband in colonial America, Kathryn Wellington is kidnapped by a rogue, colony-sympathetic, former British naval captain.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,127 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
If he wants me, he'll take me by RexyB reviews
A couple years ago - I was almost raped. Now I'm someone else. But the nephew of the rapist won't leave me alone. I don't know if he wants to kill me or wants me. And if he wants me - I don't know if I mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Prison Bitch by Andro234 reviews
when 17 year old Aidan is sent to prison for a crime he did not commit, he must sell his body to his powerful cellmate for protection. M/M D/s
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Cafe Au Lait by dark jam reviews
Piper, a teenager who practically eats, sleeps, and breathes coffee, works in a coffee shop full of really hot guys. Life would have been perfect if her boss wasn't a megalomaniac, her coworkers weren't insane, and her mentor wasn't a total ass...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,420 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
A Dragon's Lust by Be My Valentine reviews
Throughout his life, he was a monster, destined to kill and bathe in the blood of his victims. But then one night, his victim- an innocent servent girl given to him in a Sacrafice makes him experience The Seven Deadly Sins to its extreme. Set in 600BC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Playboy Prince by idream reviews
I'm the prince to your princess, babe," he told me. Apparently, I was supposed to read in-between the lines.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
The jock syndrome by Jade Q. Dean reviews
After 'the mascot incident' Tara has become a social outcast with a passion for a jock/nerd romance. She doesn't have a jock though, and she's no nerd. Then, Dean comes into her class. “You have gorgeous eyes,” I say as I lean over, fully mesmerized. Oops
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Long way to go :Removed: by Faith Adeline reviews
It all started out so easy. I had a one night stand, met his room mate, asked said room mate to pretend to be my boyfriend then. . . started to like him? Except I swore off relationships because of a loser ex boyfriend. Maybe I should be a nun. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
My Wonderful Life by Complicated Addiction reviews
COMPLETE! He's the jackass of my high school. The richest, the most arrogant egotistical guy I have ever met... My house burnt down and now I'm living with him. Someone shoot HIM please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Untouchable by Adanael reviews
Camelyn is untouchable. Her girlfriends keep trying to hook her up, but the guys won't let them. So what happens when the school player claims she is his new girlfriend to protect her from some of his crude friends?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,087 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Taylor & Andrews by Jed Linx reviews
How did the arrogant jock end up betrothed to a rugby playing, no skirt wearing tomboy? The real question is; was the merger of their two families the unwinding of their lives or the best thing that ever happened to them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Love, Anon by EverDream01 reviews
In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by J. Abigail reviews
I was the princess...er his princess that is. He was my knight in shining armour...well really just a scary bad boy who couldn't stand the fact that I was being abused.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,625 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007
Poker Face Got Me Into This by justcherica reviews
I tried to make out with a boy in 1st grade. That boy is the Senior Class President and the Quarterback in my NEW school. He saw me in my teddy bear bra...then things went crazy for me. So what does poker face have to do with any of this again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Dare by I'm-The-Weird-Girl reviews
Okay its not so bad. I've had worse dares...Okay I'm lying. This is by far the worst. My best friends just dared me to kiss Luke Ryans, my sworn enemy. And I never say no to a dare... ONESHOT COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
When You're Mad by K. J. Lim reviews
My hands and knees were trembling. I think I could collapse any second now. “And sex you all over the place.” I gasped as I blushed violently at the lyrics. He lowered his voice, “I’m sorry but seeing you mad is so sexy.” Then I kissed him. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Justice For the Dumped by nerdify reviews
“He dumped me!” Lily wailed. “He dumped me like yesterday’s tuna casserole!” Sarah thinks it’s about time her best friend was avenged. Scott Snickerdoodle, you are going down. One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Brielle Gemson reviews
ONESHOT “Truth or Dare?” We were six. With our ears pressed against the screen of the window, we could scarcely hear the words that the older kids whispered late that night. “Dare.” Please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Getting Baseball Back by Twenty Four Sprites reviews
Oneshot. A boy observes his sister's unconditional love for baseball.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Silver Eyes and Vampire Fangs by Alisa Palmer reviews
He was big. He was bad. He was undeniably sexy. And in a school where all the students are inhumanly beautiful you would have thought he would choose someone on his level. Instead, the king of the purebloods chose me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
The Best Friend of the Brother by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
When a guy tells you he likes you, you can do a number of things. For example kiss him or tell him you like him back. But you do not, and I repeat NOT, demand him take it back. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Imitation is Key by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
ONESHOT. He always stole my Halloween ideas. When I came as a piece of ham, he was cheese. When I was a princess, he was supposedly my prince. Then I came as LC, and he said he was Brody Jenner. I wonder what idea of mine he’s going to steal this year...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Never the Bride by jellybeancurd reviews
If you had three bestfriends with their own "happily ever after", you would want one too! People say that love blossom at weddings. If only i had known eight years ago that it was where he needed to confess. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
SIR NO SIR! I do not agree to a public school, SIR by skitzogemini reviews
Teenage, military school-trained twins get adopted and thrown into public school.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
How I Became a Teenage Voyeur by candid reviews
How do you snag the hot senior's attention? Easy. Sneak up on him in the boy's locker room. One shot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Hit or Miss by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Nude Portraits On the Wall by insanityxspeaks reviews
Slash. “The chemistry between us is simply-” He bit at a nipple “- too powerful.” Part Un - Brian is newly divorced and David is always horny. Rough!sex. Jason makes it a threesome in Part Deux.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
My Best Punch by strawberry-express reviews
I said, I love you, you moron' I yelled. 'Well, I don't believe you' He yelled back. In most romance stories, this would be the part where I kissed him. But my temper got the better of me. So I, um, punched him. Really hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Underhanded by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
[slash oneshot] Life was perfect. I had a good job, decent money and Mr. Right. But then I found out I was actually the 'other man' in Mr. Right's five year relationship with a Russian hottie. I guess we can just call this payback...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
In the Hours of Darkness by Tygati reviews
Slash. Charlie's Sheriff of Deadwood Gulch, on the planet Noman. Noman has no horses officers of the law ride something else: dragons. Charlie knows a secret about the dragons, a secret that makes his life a little bit Different than other people's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Fighting Fire with Fire by Goosey1221 reviews
Alex Edwards is a typical jock...Turner Brady, the arrogant playboy who loves to make her fume...together they are the 2 most argumentative 2 people on the campus of Monteview High...will mixing fire with fire make something good?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,742 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Of Dance Clubs and Double Chocolate Chip Cookies by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
The Dark Woods and the Moon by Juniper Nights reviews
Every year my pack celebrates the beginning of life and the bonding of mates with the Spring Festival. I had little interest in it until the silver alpha challenged me to the mating run and changed my life forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Wine with that Cheese by xanthofile reviews
Slash He's got the cheesy lines, but can he back them up? Tha's what you get with a Pac-Sun emo boy and an AE prep. They're so similar anyway... one-shot prize for Mya
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Pack by Aemilia reviews
Werewolves and stuff. Don't tell me you have something better to do than read this story. I know better. Complete.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,919 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Black Coffee by FireBringer reviews
He was an uncomplicated boy who just happened to infuriate her. She was bitter, twisted and only wanted sex from him. So what does he do? Falls in love with her...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Sugar Rush by Clavel reviews
Meet Liz Rush, second among five sisters and crazy girl extraordinary. Meet Will Daniels, rich boy and annoying person extraordinary. Girl Meets Boy and they hate each other guts. Or do they? Loosely based on P&P
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
My Favourite Mistake by Flawless Storm reviews
I ended up in all cliched messes possible that night, but I wouldn't change a thing. Any redblooded female would be aching to be in my postition. Who wouldn't want to be stranded for one night with the dark, sensual, notorious playboy Cameron Maitland?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
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Girls Can't Play Baseball reviews
rewritten Athena Patricks has been through hell and back and now has to attend a primarly male school with her 4 older brothers. will she find love and the glue to mend her soul or will she be broken beyond repair? my first story. i hope you like it. fin
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
I Will Not Die Thank You Very Much reviews
when your parents intend to sacrafice you you to the gods and the same gods want to help you what do you do? you do what ever it take to survive thats what. a story of survival and arrogant gods
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009