IF I DIE IN COMBAT ZONE
BOX ME UP
AND SHIP ME HOME

Current Stuffs: None, except that if you have a story that might interest me then please PM me. I'm tired of sorting through slush.

I've given up hope in Fiction. I can't seem to find anything of interest. I hardly even go there anymore. If you can help with this, please do. Thanks.

"And we danced on into the night . . ."

~~~~~~~ Conflagrant Sabre/Unknown Error 4.0 ~~~~~~~

The name's Con, fool. If you're a good author, welcome. Bad authors wanting to PM me with tears screaming "Why are you so mean, you ugly flamer!?" are also welcome. They don't make me happy, but they don't ruin my day (sorry to burst your bubble).

I'm won't say that I'm the best writer of my age in this whole wide world we live in, but I do consider myself a fairly good writer. I like to be a harsh reviewer, however, I don't think I'm cold-hearted. I love finding interesting, sparkling stories in the slushpile of mishmash, and I can't say that I never shed tears over a romance story.

I've been called a flamer, but I'd rather not take that title. I guess I'm just pretty picky (and I tend to be blunt and "too" honest...or maybe all those writers don't know how to take my con crit). But don't let that stop you from sending me a PM (whether angry, bitter, kind, hopeful, admiring, scolding or explosive).

I don't usually post my work here, as I'm writing a novel that I hope to publish and I'm rather busy. But if I do post, it's probably because I need public opinions or I'm venting. Or another reason.

+FAQ+

-Q: Why'd you flame my story? You're STUPID! Omygosh, I have a LIFE you know! I get all A's, I'm on the -insert sport here- team at my school, I take part of -insert extracurricular activity here-, I'm smart and I don't have to listen to you!!11!-
-A: Why thank you. I probably gave you some constructive criticism because I felt that you could fix the error of your writing ways and improve. By the way, grades prove nothing about intelligence and I don't care what you do in your free time. Correct, you don't have to listen to me. But you just took the time to tell me how stupid you think I am. Have a nice day!-

-Q: Your name's weird.-
-A: Thanks, pal.-

-Q: I don't care what you say to me! You suck and no one cares so just shut up.-
-A: If you honestly didn't care then you would just not bother to reply, am I correct?-

~Feel free to give me any questions you'd like answered on the FAQ section!~

+Strange Things I've Noticed About FictionPress (And Things I'd Like to Change)+

-Reviews here are precious, like water in a desert. On FanFictiondotNet, only the really awful stories get zero reviews. But here, I can go pages with only a few stories marked with those orange 'reviews' next to the author's name. C'mon, people! Where's the supportive community? Try to take time to leave at least one review for someone who doesn't have any on that story yet. That's all I'm asking. One cup of water for a thirsty soul.

-People here seem to use better grammar and spelling overall than on FanFictiondotNet. I like it. Good work, troops.

-Stories with tons of chapters often have zero or only a few reviews. As mentioned before, let's be more supportive! Someone took the time to write something up, so why not at least leave them some sort of feedback?

+Favorite Quotes/Song Lyrics+

"Good things come to those who wait." You know what, scratch that. I can't believe I just put that on my profile page. Good things come to those who have the sense to get up off their butts and go get the good things (whatever "good things" means.)

+Ideas I'm Currently Working on Or Throwing Around+

~Poetry: Tribute to the Nameless, and 50 Love Affairs

~Fiction: In My Eyes, maybe publish a few examples of bad writing.

FictionPress has been infected with UnknownError4.0. To clear this error, ye must review at least one of Unknown Error's stories.

+May all of you who have taken time to visit my profile page be blessed with plot ideas and non Mary-Suish characters. Keep writing!+