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Joined 03-29-09, id: 660791, Profile Updated: 10-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

About Lady:

I write purely for my own amusement, and slightly in the hopes that I might amuse someone else. I'll warn anyone who's bothering right now that I often fail in my attempts to be clever and amusing, so please don't be too upset if I get cheesy. :

I'm currently a college junior, which means that I have no plans for a new part of my life that I can hardly prepare for. I live where the weather changes a lot. I read more and faster than almost anyone I know. I read way too deeply into things. I like silly, romantic, cliche, cheesy, adorable things that make you go "awww!". I'm insane about spelling and grammar in my writing; it has to be right or I won't publish. I'm annoyingly tall. I've just told you more than you will ever need to know, or care, about me.

You now know so much, and so little.

But, you know what they say, being vague is almost as much fun as doing this other thing.

Update Log:


Miracles abounding! I updated a new chapter on my FanFiction account! Now, don't be too overwhelmingly excited, just mosey on over quietly and have yourself a little read. I'd super duper appreciate it. Like, you don't even know.


I plan to write more things! I really do. I actually have a wonderful idea in my head, but I have many things to work on, so it's going to take a while. For now, maybe amuse yourself over at my FanFiction account? Yes do.


I am also on! So please go and check out story, What Keeps Us Apart, over there! My penname there is CleverDeception, and I'd love to hear your thoughts on both my stories on either site. Really.

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Flawless: I enjoy this one-shot...a lot. I still don't know where the inspiration for such a story came from, but I think it's quirky and therefore I like it. Maybe because I see quite a bit of my anal-retentiveness in Kyla, because I tend to need to fix popped collars and untied shoes all the time. Haha.

Status: It's complete. :)

Not My Bed: A (very) short story inspired by my own inane thoughts after a late-night movie. If this ever happens to you, stay where you are. Avoid following through. Things could get sticky. ;)

Status: Completed.

Suburban ATM: Well if this ever happens to anyone at all, I honestly hope it happens where there are no security cameras, because that would be so awkward. Regardless, this one might be my favorite. I love reviews too if you feel like it!

Status: One-shot, complete.

21 or 17?: Funny story...the people who inspired this story...yeah turns out that "17" was actually not that age...sorry to ruin that for anyone who really liked that story. Hahaha. But he looked like it! And anyway, the whole point was about Mr. 19 after all, isn't it?

Status: One-shot, complete.

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There is no Prince Charming! by C.M.Ortega reviews
Jen has had it with romance. Forget dating. Forget men. Forget it! Until she finds a mysterious book. Through a series of freak events, she gets sucked in, literally. And of course, the book just happens to be a...romance! But there's a catch. Since she was sucked in, the main heroine was booted out. Now she has to find her way home or lose it all, including her heart!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,134 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 9/8/2009
Cloak and Dagger by candid reviews
There are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes he's one, sometimes the other-but usually he's both. And he's falling hard for his hostage. **IMPORTANT NOTE**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Heroes & Thieves by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He didn't like her; she didn't care. A pirate who is anything but encounters a barmaid from Tortuga with a secret, and life for both of them will never be the same.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Skiing and Other Misdirections by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
The only thing Quinn hates more than ski trips is blood. So what happens when an injured snow boarder needs her assistance? Complete fluff. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Daisies in December by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Eloquently by Suppy reviews
[ONESHOT] "If I fall in love with a guy... I think it'll be his words," My voice was quieter than I expected it to be. In truth, I had never truly fallen in love with someone. I had stared enviously at the empty sides of certain boys in my life, but I had never really experienced what it was like to love someone in their entirety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Kindred Cadency by Suppy reviews
[ONESHOT] My face suddenly felt warm. My heartbeat quickened. Of course it was him. Other than my mother's paranoid and overbearing calls, he was the only one to call me at such an hour without hesitation or apology. The usual reason for his calling was- "You have to listen to this new band I came across today." -that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
House of Mirrors by Phoenix sraet reviews
When you kiss a stranger on New Year's Eve and he steals your gum, it won't matter because you'll never see him again, right? Unless he's the newest student at your school and he won't leave you alone, no matter how much you try to deter him...CH 20 up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Unstoppable by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. She's the kind of girl who will kick you in the groin for suggesting you're attracted to her. Luckily for her, he's not the kind of guy who lets that stop him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Not Your Grandma's Justice League by Annalise Farran reviews
I knew it was going to be a bad day when I got robbed at gunpoint before I even had a chance to get some coffee. Thankfully there was a hot superhero conveniently waiting nearby. Rated T for now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,561 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
Fairytale for the Ignorant by MizSphinx reviews
Was Cinderella that much of a goody-two-shoes? Was Rapunzel that unwise? -I mean, come on, that's serious split ends!- Anyway, this is my story. The truth about Little Red Riding Hood, about me. And trust me, my version's way more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Obsession of Love by LightPrevails reviews
Deathly shy girls don't have three things: a heard voice, confidence , and a guy. I didn't expect any of that to change at my new school. But Bastion Welles sees something in me. And he has made me his obsession...and no matter what...I'm going to be his.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,562 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
You Really Got a Hold on Me by HappyAwesomeSaucePower reviews
Kim hates Paul's car, taste in music, shoelaces, ugly plaid shirts, smile, and uncool blond hair. She hates his cheesy pickup lines. She hates the way he's snaked his way into her everyday life. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Nameless by Wylderaven reviews
It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
What she REALLY said by Snazzilicious reviews
Ever think that someone that you despise with your whole heart could make your day? No, I didn't either. Life enjoys screwing with me. Need reviews, please and thank you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Every Girl Wants A Jonas by timeformetofly reviews
Living in a small town, spontaneous was the last thing to describe Anna's summer. But when rock star Nick Jonas stumbles into her life, suddenly everything she knew about life and love was just something to read in fairy tales.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2008
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
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Salty Silliness reviews
Sometimes silly behavior has unintended consequences, and people end up a little closer than they meant to be. Sometimes, everything turns out a little better than expected. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
The Sour Shift reviews
An American girl struggles with leaving for her work shift when a British boy begins to take over her life. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Suburban ATM reviews
Perfect, awkward moments can happen at any time, especially when and where you least expect them. Emily learns this fact on a short errand to the bank, and she'll probably never view ATM machines the same way again. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
21 or 17? reviews
A young woman muses in frustration, faced with a pseudo-decision and two different men. How can a girl decide when they each offer something different? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Not My Bed reviews
Late night movies are great, until they finish early in the morning and your thoughts start wandering into places marked "Do Not Enter". One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Flawless reviews
She's all about perfection, especially in dress. And she wants to share her passion. But will she be able to concentrate on her calling when her client is so bent on distracting her? One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete