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I write, and play tennis, and piano, and used to play violin, except it hurt my fingers and sometimes I didn't think I was doing it because I wanted to.

Well.

How about you?

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Classics of Love by xoxluurve reviews
She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,561 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/3/2011
Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,306 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
NY: Anti Villain, Anti Hero & Anti Everything Else by Zhen Xue Qing reviews
All graduating students at Evil Academy have to complete a Final Project: to take over another planet. Nocte Yin, however, is more worried over her family matters than anything else. That is until, of course, she is assigned her planet: Earth. [Cover by laniessa]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,734 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Fifty Two Dragons by Melora Kimzey reviews
Fifty two dragons, fifty two weeks, fifty two words each. Why? Because I can.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2007
Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Things I Learned In Fiction Class by C.M.F Wright reviews
Because I learned so many great things in Fiction Writing and it seemed like a waste not to share them. Rated for language and bad writing samples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
Morningstar by YawnieBug reviews
A young woman thinks about the extent of God's forgiveness, and if it still applies to her brother, through an internal dialogue about the Morningstar, God's most beloved angel who fell from heaven. 2 page challenge
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Who Harley by makeyourownpoison reviews
Harley Turner is moving on with his life, only to find out his first and only boyfriend died and left him a restaurant he has to run with the man's psychotic brother. Can no one help him? slash m/m
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010
Buddhist Cabbages, Nuns and More! by ByYourSide reviews
Life, love, and the pursuit of something greater. Like vegetables.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Hunger by TheDarkScribe reviews
Beauty isn't always a blessing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
The Nutcracker Bleeds by Lani Lenore reviews
A twisted fairy tale. Based on the story of The Nutcracker, this is a bloody tale of oddity, illusion, insanity, love, and deep, dark secrets. Rated for strong sexual themes and heavy violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
Falling by TheDarkScribe reviews
The mall seems a safe place to work for the summer, until people start dying. Janelle might want to consider a career change.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,759 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Is Imitation the Sincerest Form of Flattery? by Katie-Maude reviews
A response to increasing number of plagiarized stories occurring on fictionpress. It is intended to inform the reader of some of the misconceptions regarding copyright infringement and plagiarism. Responses appreciated.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
A Variation on Life by words are all I have reviews
Short, but to the point.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Bloodlust by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Fiona Goodman wasn't your average 23-year-old. Her parents had been murdered, she lived with a coven of vampires, and had been promised to a man more dangerous than he appeared. Then Kane Turner came to town, and her life was turned upside down.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Ridiculous by WithoutException reviews
“Hey, River,” Addison said, casually, as she lay stretched out across her friend’s couch, “Why haven’t we ever dated?” A mildly ridiculous one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Creation Deflation by Mayo on toast reviews
What do you get when you ask a cynic to read the Bibles' creation story? Something like this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Magnetism by productofdreams reviews
I inwardly panicked. What was I supposed to say? 'Hi, my name's Avani and I'm a psychic! I've seen your face in visions for ten years and have reason to believe that you're my soulmate'... I don't think that'd work out too well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008
50 First Takes by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Choose lesson: A. how to be a pubescent pain in the butt; B. hw 2 rite, lyk, the gr8est FP romance EVA; C. how to cope with extreme boredom without cable TV; D. how to END things in the proper manner. Fee: clickable. Outcome: who knows!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
In the Shadow of Obsidian Empire by Katie-Maude reviews
Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
K for Catcher: Rough Draft by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Bunraku Seirei: Novicus by ByYourSide reviews
This is a game of darkness and ghosts, of magic and fear. Slavery--murder--deception--haunted candy. The path to become a master will be filled with secrets, lies, and death, but Ciane is willing to gain as much as he's lost. Everything.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,884 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
After The Rain Has Fallen by Le Meg reviews
He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Our Algebra by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
I live for hours as a cathedral when you breath your confessions into my skin until they fill me up and I become a sin balloon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Rain or Shine by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. SKoW challenge response. A boy who can't speak, a little girl determined to read his soul and a pink hair ribbon can add up to so many things... including love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
24 over insomnia by she's not breathing reviews
it's the number i hate, the hours i can't sleep away. one day. one year. you are everything, but you don't know how tangled i still am. REMOVED.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Doggerel: A Nauseatingly Plain Poem by Mr.Satire reviews
Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
i'M bad at summaries by Mr.Satire reviews
A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2006
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
the simplicity of fairytales by poetic abortion reviews
[correct title: (the simplicity of) fairytales] Once Upon A Time you were beautiful.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/12/2006
Toilet Humour by tawnyfawn reviews
ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2006
Alex Chen Goes To Lane Academy by bfmusashi reviews
A story about the trials and tribulations of one eighteen-year-old Asian nerd in the wonderful world we call college. UPDATED with Chapter 17! Rated M for foul language and other fun college stuff.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,748 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Made To Dance Together by Pretend Jane reviews
STORY REMOVED: She wants to be a dancer. Her parents want to control her. She finally takes control. Only to find her life out of her hands once again...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
A Promenade to Permanence reviews
In the town there was a girl who was struggling to grow up. She didn't want to. It took some very special people to pull her through, but after all that, Mick wished she hadn't. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete