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Joined 05-05-01, id: 66151, Profile Updated: 04-02-09
Author has written 34 stories for Humor, General, Nature, General, Play, Fantasy, Romance, Life, Sci-Fi, Love, Horror, Religion, and Essay.

All the poetry is old, and is only up because I'm too lazy to remove it, and I don't want to lose the reviews. With that said, if you read anything of mine, I'd love some feedback, even if all you say is "I read it and it was ok." So read all my stuff and review it!

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Love Songs by Salimbeni reviews
Sonnets, Octets, Ballads
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/5/2008
Ronin by NeonX reviews
I was christened Hunter Arden Healy back in 1985 but in this current day of 2004 I just go by Arden. This is my written mark on the world, my diary. I hope I'll get to finish it one day.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
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Wizards rise reviews
In a small town, a stranger arrives, and dark forces rise. Five teenagers are given the chance to experience their greatest dreams... but risk coming face to face with their greatest nightmares. read and review. Revised and complete!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Wizards Peril reviews
Four teenagers have been given magical powers that they do not want. They try and ignore them. This does not go well at all. Third of a series. Complete. RNR
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,512 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Dead Things reviews
Its a ten line poem. What's the point of summerizing it? You probably could have read the poem in the amount of time its taken to read this. So why don't you? Its good. Reviews apreciated... "Today I saw a dead bird on the shore"
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
He's a Disturbing Piece of Work reviews
I want to fight a famous writer/well, as long as he isn't a biter/those scars would not be good for my image. A random poem, which really needs to be read because its either unexplainable or too jumbled. You be the judge. RNR.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
I would take it as a courtesy
A poem about death and aging. Or maybe the major regret of your life Is that you didn't listen to your wife When she said the doctor should look at the mole on your back Which is currently eating your spine for a snack. RNR!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Let's all pause and reflect on dogs
Poem about being a dog instead of a person. Dogs never wake up the next morning Going I drank too much And smoked too much And this girl I'm waking up with Is a dog Or if they say that, its cool, Because he's a dog too. Read and review!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
that magic called romance reviews
A relationship is built link by link, brick by brick. a structure built to endure thin and thick. Two souls entwine like ivy crawling up an eve. I always kept my heart sown on the inside of my sleeve. Long poem about a failed relationship. Please rnr
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Sharles Quest reviews
A homicidal alien, a schizophrenic nobleman, a manipulative college student, a suicidal ex soldier, a drug addicted wizard. Tipical cast of characters for a tipical fantasy novel.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
my heaven would consist of books reviews
See title.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
a hypothetical trip
so once, hypotheticly, I got high, and, while hypotheticly high, I wrote about the hypothetical experience as it was going on. Things discussed include cops, the obama sandwitch, and bugging out.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,003 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
My Feet Feel Fine reviews
The subject is overdone, but this is better than most of the crap you'll find here. Its mostly about what it feels like to be depressed. black humor abounds rnr
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
The Glory Days reviews
What does a man do after he has saved the world? I mean, what can top that? Shortstory, complete, rnr
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Thoughts on Faith reviews
The godly say that every day is a gift from them to their lord. I have a different outlook. Read and review!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Mr Maglorian's Grisly Fare reviews
Can you get to where you need to go?" asked the ferryman. "Time's beginning to run out. Your stop's coming up. When a man dies, he needs two coins on his eyes. If you don't have the fare, you won't get there, and over the side you'll go."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Povertose reviews
The U.S. is perfect because of one massive institutionalized ghetto, a ghetto filled with the criminal, the desperate and the ruthless. Scott Sokel, a boy of twelve is determined not to die in the gutter no matter if he ends up the worst of all three
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009
What Should I Call Thee? reviews
Love poetry in rhyme. Read and Review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
the meaning of fashions, through time reviews
rather philisophical. RnR.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
The Six Readings of Arthur
Childhood to adulthood, simplicity to something complicated. Love, loss, introspection. All while with reading King Arthur.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Wizard's Fall reviews
Five teenagers have been given extraordinary abilities. One can speak with demons, one must hear the thoughts of everyone around her, one commands lightning. The five are in the midst of a struggle for their very lives, it is kill or be killed! rnr!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
A Winter Night
thoughts on all four seasons during a bitter winter night.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
A Matter of Perspective reviews
Utterly impossible to summarize without spoiling. There's a love affair, and a twist. Talking about the former will ruin the latter, so please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
I Killed My Girlfriends Dog: a One Act Play reviews
Steve accidentally kills his girlfriends dog and must cover it up before she finds out.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
Poker Dreams reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
The Death of the Draft reviews
A short poem about how methods of writing have changed with technology
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005
The First to Blink
Arnold Averies and Josh Wilson, friends in school,become rivals when a wager about sleep deprivation goes awry.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Published: 6/18/2005
On Form reviews
A critique of most modern poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2005
an Exposé on a Glass of Water reviews
enough said. It rhymes, read it.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
Read this or I'll kill myself, a poem reviews
A response to bad love poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2005
In The Woods
The first thing he realized when he awoke was that he needed to use the bathroom. As he stood up to do so, he stopped. The reason he stopped was because he'd just realized he was in the woods.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Published: 6/25/2004
His Three Most Valued Things reviews
A man does a bit of soul searching
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
The Distraught Bear reviews
What happens when someone steals a bears rabbit?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2004
B list reviews
A kids strange collection creates interesting problems in his family life. Read and review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
Greeting my dog reviews
See title.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
in which cavemen discover selfawareness reviews
See title.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003