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Joined 04-05-09, id: 661944, Profile Updated: 04-05-09

HI THERE, PEOPLE!

You probably just came in here because of an accident. I'm not a particulary good writer, and my works are usually in norwegian.

Norwegian? You say. I'm a girl from Norway, and I'm a slasher. That's right, people. I read slash. Deal with it. The only goddamn reason I ever registered was to review peoples stories. And my english sucks. Anyway, here is some general info about me. YES, ME.

Name: Carina. Isn't it beautiful? No, it's not.
Born: 29. December, 1993. It sucks to be me. --'
Live: Norway. Norway is a country. We don't belong to Sweden.
Likes to read: Slash, romantic, fantasy... Yeah, a lot.

Well, goodbye, people. _

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BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by CaseyBear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Boy Bride by Jack Dawkins reviews
An American boy, Ryan McFallon, is sent off to Japan to avoid the War. Under the terms of his new citizenship, he must marry a Japanese husband, Takeo Takahashi. Told from Ryan's point of view as he adjusts to being a japanese 'wife'. Fictionmature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/9/2003
The Guardian by MacKitty reviews
Sym is the Guardian of the Spirit World. But he still goes to high school and unfortunately has to live with a guy who's main hobby seems to consist of insulting him. Ambiguity warning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Tale of the Broken Umbrella by Freak-of-Spade reviews
To Luke, the only thing that matters in life is Knight. When Knight claims to hate him, he must do his best to find a new meaning to his whole life. [SLASH SHONEN AI BOYxBOY MXM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Tattoo Magic by jma reviews
A prep-ish boy gets a tattoo... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. Slash. Yaoi. Gayness! You know, all the lovely things in life. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,725 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Loveheart As A Symbol of Hatred by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH Shonenai BoyxBoy] To Val, being Cupid means he gets to torture lots of pathetic little mortals. His mother, Goddess of Love, decides to teach him the TRUE nature of love…the hard way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Those Stupid Butterflies by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH BoyxBoy shonen ai] Ethan loves his nice, neat, tidy, lonely, monotonous little life until dizzying flamboyant Zen gatecrashes right into it, with the absolute conviction that they are soulmates...and decides to show Ethan the 'joy of shared love.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Sinful Love by Raikune reviews
[Chapter 14: Crossing the Rubicon] Mephisto is a devilmaycare wiseguy demon. Nemphis is your typical angel, except for the fact he spilt coffee all over Christ. They meet, fall in love, and incidentally manage to spark a war in Heaven over it...SLASH!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,695 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
Dark Illustrations: Sketches in Blood by Xandra reviews
(Shounen ai/POV) When a college student named Mischa, a boy with the power to see auras, is forced into the company of Adrian, a stoic youth with the power to manipulate the very fabric of fate, it spells trouble for everyone, but someone in particular...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 493,871 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2003
Still Life by Yoyo-chan reviews
Cordy's the invisible kid that no one notices. When he finds a genie, will things change? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,728 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Ten Thousand Acres of May by Natasha5 reviews
(Slash) Maylands Murder Mystery is supposed to be a fun week. Obsessive-Compulsive Theo sees things differently, as they are not only locked in, but he has quickly became the main murder suspect. Also, it is starting to look less and less like a game...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
The Elf, the Witch, and the Curse by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Chaie wakes up with a mysterious stranger in his bed... [slash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006
Finding Sanity by Rachel Lynn reviews
Cole's mother has just gotten remarried to a guy who has a son his age. Unfortunately, it means moving to a new town, meeting new people and having new neighbors. None of which Cole is too keen on. Slash. Yaoi. M/M action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005