Author has written 11 stories for Love, Horror, Supernatural, and Life.
Well, as you can tell by my name, I'm Kuyoko. You don't need to know my real name. If you do, then I shall consider you a stalker and call 911. Then the men in the white uniforms will take you away to the happy farm, where there is trees and flowers and chirping birds. Not.. that... I would know...
Anywhozel, here are some things you should know about me.
~can be spontanious hyper
If that didn't scare you off, then you're my friend! =D
You can also find me at: www.fanfiction.com/~kuyoko
I decided that I wanted to make this profile long! HAHAHAHA!! If you don't like it, you can either build a bridge and get over it, or you can jump off a cliff. I don't care which one you do, just do it. Get it? Got it? Good!
Favorite Quotes! (Most Faved Are Underlined)
~Don't look at me in that tone of voice - Dane Cook
~I trip up the stairs
~It's not that I'm a bitch, I just don't like you
~If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty
~We have just witnessed a classic example of what I'd like to call 'misdirected rage' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
~Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Their mostly burnt cookies, but their still cookies! - Me
~So many people treat you like you're a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw the television out the hotel window. - Gerard Way
~My imaginary friends think you have serious problems
~They say I have A.D.D, but I just don't understa- OH LOOK! A KITTY!
~Sometimes, I have dreams that toilets are eating my bum, I'm terribly afraid of them
~You make me wanna let you insert it
~It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical
~Can you run 850 feet per second? If not, your head better be bullet proof
~Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole
~I run with sissors, it makes me feel dangerous
~OMG I'm a peice of toast!
~Depressed, Over Worried, Family Problems, Or Suck, Unappreciated, Money Problems? Well heres a pill for you. Fukitol. When life just blows... Fukitol!
~Welcome to New York, we don't like you either
~Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!
~Fuck politics, I just wanna burn shit down!
~Don't follow my footsteps (I run into walls)
~Don't have sex! Or you'll get pregnant and die
~You truely out gayed yourself
~My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
~I will be sarcastic until further noitice
~Whenever you feel like your all alone, remember, there are 1,000 other whiny kids just like you
~Whoop de fucking doo
~Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly
~I have CDO, it's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphebetical order like they should be
~No trespassing! Violators will be shot! Survivers with me shot again!
~If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit
~I'm not so good with the advice... may I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
~It's a beautiful day! Now watch some asshole fuck it up
~There's this great little tool that God gave us, and that's this switch in your head that just goes 'Hmmmmmmfuckit'
~I DO know it all, I just can't remember it all at once
~Whenever I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself
~He was hit by a Dodge which I found funny and ironic
~Pease don't throw cigrette ends on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer
~It's because I'm white, isn't it?
~No. Go away. Or I'll pour scalding hot emo on you
~Fuse. Kicks MTV's ass anyday
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
~Having a smoking section in a reasturant is like having a peeing section in a pool
~Trapped in this thing called LIFE
~I hurt myself so you can't
~Everytime someone told me to go to hell, I laughed and said, "I'm already there."
~I like walking in the rain because no one knows that I'm crying
~Tired of trying, sick of crying, yeah I'm smiling, but inside I'm dieing
~Turn the radio up so loud that no one hears you screaming
~Everytime I hear your name, it breaks my heart
~"Lie to me" she whispered. "I love you" he said.
~I will cut you if you will cut me. As one we will bleed
~I close my eyes at night and dream that it'll be alright. But as soon as I wake I know my heart will break
~The hardest part about walking away from you is knowing you won't run after me
~It's really pathetic how I keep trying to hold onto something thats not coming back
~Someone should sue Disney, for making every girl believe that they have a Prince Charming
~How can I stop crying, when the only one who can make me stop, is the one who made me start?
~I'm not afraid of happy endings, I'm just afraid my life won't work that way
~I love you is eight letters... so is Bullshit
~Life is one hell of a drug
~Love is friendship set on fire
~We are who we pretend to be
~Sometimes you need to walk alone, just to show that you can
~I am who I am. And sweetie, your approval isn't needed no matter how much you think it is
~Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore. If you play it loud enough, it keeps the demons away
~Sometimes, things fall apart in order for them to fall into place
~Any woman can give birth, but it takes a special person to be a mommy
~True love shouldn't have a happy ending... true love shouldn't end at all