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Joined 04-05-09, id: 662018, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and General.

I R Baboon.

But, I'm not. I'm human. And I quite enjoy being human. However, I do occasionally dream of being a zoo animal. I'd really love to be the llama in the petting zoo. I could shit anywhere I want or spit on kids and get away with it. It'd be great fun. Unfortunately, I must use toilets, I can't spit on people and I certainly am not a llama.

I like to write things, but I lack the necessary drive/will/dream/motivation/grammatical forte/etc./etc. that one needs to be a writer. Therefore, I don't want to be a writer. I like doing this for fun. I'm not looking to impress. I just want to entertain for a meager five minutes.

Don't expect me to update often. I'm a lazy mo' fo' and one hell of a procrastinator. However, super fantastic comments may give me enough of a push to get my lazy ass to write something.

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Underneath the Floorboards reviews
Multiple drabbles centering around horrific situations people can find themselves in.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009
The Mall reviews
Tales of really angry people working in a mall with really terrible customers. Hookers included.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009