The Girl On Jupiter
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Joined 04-07-09, id: 662341, Profile Updated: 06-27-12
Let's face it. Mars is so last year.

I'll get something done. Someday. Somewhere. I just have to keep working and wait for that day to come. I assume.


All I want to do is read things and then write some more things in my spare time and be the complete nerd I am and always will be while I'm a teenager and all that. Maybe I'll listen to my music along the way, too - sing a little bit. Sometimes life is that simple, right?

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Courting Chaos by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
Her sister is getting married to her ex, her brother's sexual escapades are making headlines, her mother is going crazy, and her father's not speaking to any of them. But perhaps strangest of all, her coworker and archrival has offered to be her date for the wedding. Because bringing home a fake boyfriend always works out... right? Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Swimming in Rain by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Marion is a die-hard USC fan. Aiden goes to UCLA Law School. If only college rivalries were the worst of their problems. They say opposites attract. Well, some crash into each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,847 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
The Breakup Plan by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I wanted him. And everyone wanted her. So I crafted the perfect plan: Break them up with a little help from a guy who played girls like it was going out of style. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012
Sweepers by Minty F reviews
A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,934 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Difference Knowing Makes by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
After vowing to never date another frat guy, he's trying to bend her new rule. Only because she'd so stupidly, under the influence of cheap punch and an extremely stressful Thursday, confessed that he might just be the most adorable guy on campus. Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,784 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Money Shot by Quinette reviews
I could only watch in horror as the towel began to slip, sliding down his abdomen in a slow, deliberate fashion. But rather than marvel at the size of Drew's junk, I was more inclined to wonder if I'd be paid extra for a picture.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Consistency of Real Love by fallingstar13 reviews
Sometimes love is so much more than love at first sight and a whirlwind romance. It's the kisses in the rain and reckless feelings along with the failed first dates and dirty diapers. And when it’s real, it can last a lifetime. SKoW prompt 6 winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Juggernaut by effection reviews
Being the best friend to a needy girl can be tough. Especially when you forget her birthday.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
More Than Just A Game by Madame Jenn reviews
Removed: These boys had major mood swings; one second I was just another player to them and the next, they were asking for kisses. "It makes perfect sense that our chivalry doesn’t kick in until we're off the pitch," he explained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
The Hazards of Love by cu-kid reviews
Let me get this straight. You're telling me that for three-hundred and sixty-four days out of the year, you sit around doing nothing about people's love-lives and then, this one day, you decide to don your toga and wings? ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Christmas at the Bell's by WhenItRains reviews
Crazy is normal at the Bell's house, especially during the holidays. Kate usually loves this time of year when the family is all together and having fun, but when Jordan brings home his new girlfriend, things get crazier than normal. Two-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Chivalry Died by paraNormal reviews
Pure fluff. Dialogue only. "I'm cold!" "So?" "Give me your coat!" "But then I might die." "So you'll let me die instead?" "..."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete