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Joined 04-09-09, id: 662645, Profile Updated: 03-11-11
Author has written 8 stories for Romance.

Formerly krabby.patties and YouSuckEggs.

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
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Ruben reviews
Hollis is your average psychotic oddball with a superiority complex. All she wants is to be left alone. Of course, that's easier said than done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
Mint Allergies reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Colton, The Broccoli Eyed Wonder reviews
I struggled to pull the lap bar down, my limbs quivering from the force. I stopped when the attendant smirked and tapped a sign, which read in bold, red letters: DO NOT TOUCH. AUTOMATIC LAP BARS. //oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Saturdays reviews
I used to hate Saturdays. Then I met Ms. Hartman and became her supposed guardian angel. She decided then and there that the only way to repay me was by setting me up with her incredibly cute grandson. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
The HowTo Guide On Catching A Stalker reviews
Rule #1: Keep your gun with you at all times. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Midnight Disappointments reviews
When Jack finds rejection stamped on his forehead, his parents snogging on the kitchen counter, and his porn stolen, he is anything but happy. Then he meets Ingrid. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds reviews
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete