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Joined 04-09-09, id: 662712, Profile Updated: 12-18-12
Author has written 9 stories for Fantasy, General, and General.

Hi, I'm Lauren, aka isthiswalrus. Fish are friends, not food.

Some of my favorite TV shows/movies include Princess Bride, Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Inception, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Parent Trap, Jodhaa Akbar (Bollywood, so lots of cheesy musical parts), Sherlock Holmes (w/Jude Law and RD Jr.), Benny and Joon, White Collar, How to Train Your Dragon, and Despicable Me!

Since this is a website where I post stories, you would think I should also mention my favorite novels and authors. But I have way too many to write them all down (JK Rowling, Terry Pratchett, JRR Tolkien, Jane Austen--the list never ends!). Let's just say I love to read. But I can't stand Steinbeck. Or T.S. Eliot.

I love gloomy weather. No, really, I do. No sarcasm. I promise. Really.

I also hope to do a lot of traveling in my lifetime. That would be so awesome!

Current music: Coldplay-Christmas Lights

I haven't been using my fp account in quite some time. I think I'll be switching over to Wattpad if I decide to post any more stories. For now, all I'm doing is starting MORE new stories, getting about two pages in and then stopping. Then, later, I'll go back, write two more pages, and stop again. Fun stuff.

A little bit about my stories:

AmraWell, this is kind of a random story I started a while ago, wrote three chapters, and then stopped. I don't know when I'll get around to posting more of it. Sorry. Right now, I'm writing another story that idk if I'm even going to post on here.

TwelveMy version of the Twelve Dancing Princesses. Told in first-person by the eldest daughter, it's the explanation for what REALLY happened. It has a bit of a different feel from my other stories, I think. But enough about that--go read it! :)

How to Survive a Zombie ApocalypseA pamphlet by Nevva Sirvyve. Inspired by all of those quizzes on facebook that tell you if you will survive a zombie apocalypse. My result was that I would "live long enough to realize the horror of it all before being eaten." Joy. Anyway, it has some useful (and hopefully funny!) steps that help better prepare you for zombie attacks and whatnot.

HiddenPut on hold, since I haven't finished it and it's a little annoying to me to have unfinished stories up. But I've left the prologue, because I kind of like it, and it might inspire me to come back later and work on it. Thank you to all who reviewed.

Candy LandAlso put on hold, for the same reason. And the prologue has also been left up, for the same reason. Thank you to all who reviewed.

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And Along Came Cupid by Spicydreams62 reviews
"Now just tell me your name," he commanded. "Juliet," I managed. "Juliet de Villece." I watched as Eros let out a laugh. "Juliet? You would be named after my most famous disaster," he told me and I almost fell over: he really thinks he's Cupid. Oh.My.God
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Shadow King by Thyme Willowbrook reviews
On the day my sister was born, Death came for my mother. I was the only witness to his arrival."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
WISH by Thyme Willowbrook reviews
I wish. Words are words, but sometimes the right words hold a surprising amount of power. So do the wrong ones. Annabelle Bowen believes all her dreams are about to come true. How long before they start crumbling into nightmares?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
My Beloved by Kristina Suko reviews
He killed her family, destroyed her village, and took her prisoner. He was a Saxon, arrogant, godless, and expected her to become his wife and bear him sons. She hated him. But slowly, her reasons to hate were taken, until only confusion remained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008
How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse by Nabootique reviews
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Shadowed Intentions by TurtleGoddess reviews
All is well in Setena, until the princess Quisa receives a tip that not all is as it seems. Now, she must enlist the help of bookish scholars, rowdy pirates, and spoiled nobles to save the kingdom. But exposing dark secrets comes at a heavy price...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,644 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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The Silver Reckoning reviews
A silver drop of light had been the cause of it all. She had ruined his life. He had hunted her down. Now it would finally come to an end.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Lost Girl
Short prequel to one of my other stories that I haven't posted on fp . Set in an alternate universe, the story of how Tammy meets up with Mage Draylen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
An Observation of Lackadaisical NoteTakers
Bored in class? So's Jessie.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
The Tip of the Iceberg reviews
A collection of poems. Writer's block, plagiarism, ect., uniquely personified. Relevant to many writers out there!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Twelve reviews
A retelling of the Twelve Dancing Princesses. Please read and review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Amra
The Guard is threatening the planet of Amra, and it's up to a ragtag group of rebels to stop them. Hope lies in the hands of a reclusive forest elf, the captain of a trading company, an ambassador's daughter, a country girl from Oslajo, & a cheeky monkey.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Published: 8/6/2010
Candy Land reviews
Put on hold until I finish it, but I've left the prologue. Thank you to those who reviewed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
Hidden reviews
Put on hold until I finish it if I finish it , but I've left the prologue. Thank you to those who reviewed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse reviews
Contains everything you need to know in order to survive that fateful day that is sure to come. By Nevva Sirvyve. R&R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete