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Joined 04-09-09, id: 662712, Profile Updated: 04-30-14
Author has written 9 stories for Fantasy, General, and General.

Hi, I'm Lauren, aka isthiswalrus.

I love gloomy weather. No, really, I do. No sarcasm. I promise. Really.

Current music: Song of the Lonely Mountain

Update: I haven't been using my fp account in quite some time. I come back and check every now-and-then to visit some old stories here, but that's about it. I've started an account on Wattpad though, under the username MissLHazyB, so come visit if you want! :)

A little bit about my stories:

Amra: Well, this is kind of a random story I started a while ago, wrote three chapters, and then stopped, as usual. I have a hard time finishing longer stories, it seems. Sigh.

Twelve: My version of the Twelve Dancing Princesses. Told in first-person by the eldest daughter, it's the explanation for what REALLY happened. It has a bit of a different feel from my other stories, I think. Also a bit rushed because I eventually got tired and just wanted to finish the darn thing.

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: A pamphlet by Nevva Sirvyve. Inspired by all of those quizzes on facebook that tell you if you will survive a zombie apocalypse. My result was that I would "live long enough to realize the horror of it all before being eaten." Joy. Anyway, it has some useful (and hopefully funny!) steps that help better prepare you for zombie attacks and whatnot.

Hidden: Put on hold, since I haven't finished it and it's a little annoying to me to have unfinished stories up. But I've left the prologue, because I kind of like it, and it might inspire me to come back later and work on it. Thank you to all who reviewed.

Candy Land: Also put on hold, for the same reason. And the prologue has also been left up, for the same reason. Thank you to all who reviewed.


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My Beloved - Original, Unedited Version by Kristina Suko reviews
He killed her family, destroyed her village, and took her prisoner. He was a Saxon, arrogant, godless, and expected her to become his wife and bear him sons. She hated him. But slowly, her reasons to hate were taken, until only confusion remained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,841 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2008
WISH by Thyme Willowbrook reviews
I wish. Words are words, but sometimes the right words hold a surprising amount of power. So do the wrong ones. Annabelle Bowen believes all her dreams are about to come true. How long before they start crumbling into nightmares?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse by Nabootique reviews
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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The Silver Reckoning reviews
A silver drop of light had been the cause of it all. She had ruined his life. He had hunted her down. Now it would finally come to an end.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Lost Girl
Short prequel to one of my other stories that I haven't posted on fp . Set in an alternate universe, the story of how Tammy meets up with Mage Draylen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
An Observation of Lackadaisical NoteTakers
Bored in class? So's Jessie.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
The Tip of the Iceberg reviews
A collection of poems. Writer's block, plagiarism, ect., uniquely personified. Relevant to many writers out there!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Twelve reviews
A retelling of the Twelve Dancing Princesses. Please read and review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Guard is threatening the planet of Amra, and it's up to a ragtag group of rebels to stop them. Hope lies in the hands of a reclusive forest elf, the captain of a trading company, an ambassador's daughter, a country girl from Oslajo, & a cheeky monkey.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Published: 8/6/2010
Candy Land reviews
Put on hold until I finish it, but I've left the prologue. Thank you to those who reviewed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
Hidden reviews
Put on hold until I finish it if I finish it , but I've left the prologue. Thank you to those who reviewed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse reviews
Contains everything you need to know in order to survive that fateful day that is sure to come. By Nevva Sirvyve. R&R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete