Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Life, Play, and Nature. some really good quotes!:) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. There are many truths: my truth, your truth and THE truth." (China) "It's hard to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that if you were in that position, you would lie." (H. Mencken) "Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." (Martin Luther King) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." He who laughs last didn't get it. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? |
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