Yes, Landlady has finally gone off the deep end! She is now quoting her college books!

Ah, what the hell, it's fun down here. *looks around conspiritorally and whispers* Just don't tell the men in white coats where I am; they're looking for me!

B0b: *runs off to find the phone book* Funny Farm, Funny Farm... ah, here it is!

LL: Traitor! *whaps B0b* Ahem. Yea, well, anyway. As you've probably figured out, I'm in college, and most probably stark raving mad. That treacherous dork over there *points to B0b* is my muse and second-in-command, B0b. The cute one is his spawn, J0rge, my other muse, and soon-to-be second-in-command.

J0rge: *waves cutely*

B0b: Urg... *tries to get up, unsucessfully*

LL: *looking from B0b to J0rge and back again* One of these days I'm going to figure out exactly how something so cute came from _him_... *walks off muttering*

J0rge: Heh, well... Umm, here's whats going on as far as the fic updates go:

January 26, 2002

Promises: School is evil! I've only been back for two weeks and I'm already dreadfully behind. I have, however, almost finished chapter 12, and with any luck, I'll have it up sometime tonight.

The Duality of Love: All of you need to go glomp Emcron for helping me figure out a conflict. I started chapter 1, but it might not be out for a few days.

Glass Shields (Witchblade songfic arc): Still on hold... I have to find what I did with the song that I'm gonna use.

Everything else is on hold. With school and everything, I'm only writing on stuff that gets a lot of reviews, so don't expect any GW stuff anytime soon.