King0Mik
 Name: -- Aliases/Pseudonyms/Etcetera: King0Mik; [kɪŋ zɪəroʊ mɪk]; Mik; [mɪk]; Mikke-kun; [mɪki-kʊn]; Age: -- Gender: Female Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile. If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Asia so IT IS MINE! ()() Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! The Procrastinator's Creed: 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable, regardless of the amount of time given. 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero. 8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless, of course, I decide to change my mind. 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. 11. I obey the law of inverse excuses, which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. 12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. 13. I will never put off, until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. 14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society), if they ever get it organized. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together. What to Do During an Exam... 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-dress. 44. Use invisible ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Do you want fries with that?". 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling drugs'. 7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance to the prophecy'. 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. On the day of a random party, tell your friends that you can't attend because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..." "A ninja waits until the dead of night when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja! If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that semicolons are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. Sixty percent of American teenagers don't seriously think of committing suicide. If you're one of the forty percent who do and admit you're fucked up, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling. If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail... 1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend! 2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get. 3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? 4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes... 5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you. 7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head? 8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey! 9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart. 10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons. 12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours? 13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged. 14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! 15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? 16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. 18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. 19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away! 20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock. 21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too 24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor. 25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot! 26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date? 29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life. 30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst... 31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking! 32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'. 33. I'm sorry I ran you over, ma'am. I set my GPS to find the most beautiful girl in the world! 34. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. 35. Is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb! 36. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? 37. You smell.. Let's take a shower. 38. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 39. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. 40. Is that top felt? Would you like it to be? 41. Is your last name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get! 42. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper! 43. You got something on your chest: my eyes. 44. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. 45. Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies! 46. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?! I thought you knew... 47. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? 48. I am a magical being, take off your bra. 49. Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little bit boulder? 50. I must expel some seminal fluid. Can I use your body? 51. I wanna put my thingy in your thingy. 52. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there. 53. Let's go to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway. 54. Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. 55. Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down. 56. I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help... 57. If I'm a pain in your ass... We can always just add more lubricants. 58. Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. 59. Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this? 60. Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge? MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Ten Things I Hate About People 1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... 2) People who are willing to search the entire room for the television remote because they refuse to walk to the television and change the channel manually. 3) When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." 4) When people say, "It's always the last place you look." 5) When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" 6) People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" 7) When someone is 'new and improved.' 8) When people say, "Life is short." 9) When you are waiting for the bus, and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" 10) When people say, "I slept like a baby." Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm, and slap that jerk upside the head. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a heck of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that. 6 out of 10 girls say that their favorite color is pink. If you're one of the other four, post this on your profile. If you have ever got pissed off at a game and yelled "SCREW THIS!" copy and paste this on to your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile., |
