ThePolishWeirdo
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Joined 04-20-09, id: 664564, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
Author has written 5 stories for General, Historical, General, and Play.

Wow, it's been a while since I've written a whole new profile. I don't really know where to start.

My avatar says "WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN cannot be unseen"

Um, I really like writing vague little oneshots about nothing. My first story, "Journey", was inspired by this pickup with four guys squished into it we saw on the freeway once. My second story was actually written in the backyard of our cottage when we having a nice little fire in the firepit. The "artillery making a steady beat of hollow whumps" was actually inspired by basketballs being dribbled, and the gunfire was actually fireworks we could only hear.

The title of my new poem "In The Head of A Poet With ADD" is NOT referencing myself. I do not have ADD, but I thought that the title would be appropriate. If anyone out there thinks it isn't, by all means, PM me.

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The Trick of the Paradox reviews
Elle Hartford divides her life between her two passions: ballet and jousting. T for language.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012
Goodbye Speech reviews
Pouring your heart out is hard...especially in a room full of teenagers.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
In The Head Of A Poet With ADD reviews
A random quick-read poem about problems with inspiration. Originally written for a school poetry slam. Title chosen after completion.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
War
Fighting for your country is a grueling task. But it inspires some great writing. Oneshot
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Journey
Where were they going? What were they doing? Who knows... Oneshot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete