Author has written 7 stories for Song, General, and Humor.
Hello, my name is Katie Halloran, an eighth grader, and I am pleased to announce that I have just discovered my brain! You see it was in the upper-right hand corner of my left sock, and that’s why I haven’t been putting stories on fanfiction.net lately. Rock on. And well … my planet, which is a square shaped lemon with nickel inside has been rather bratty lately, it is turning my monkey into flowers instead of the evil satanic lobsters into Siberian Head-Cheese. The location? Still classified, you see you would have to die a slow and painful death if I told you which involves tweezers and lots and lots of oranges… it won’t be pretty. Getting to my invisible green point I would like to discuss why you came here—I see live people—ergh, damn schizophrenia, don’t problems like that get on your nerves? Anyway at the moment I am living in a lovely home with square white padded walls that don’t hurt you when you repeatedly throw yourself onto them, however I think the pink tile should be removed, it is far to dangerous to play patty-cake with your head on it.
My species is the Kavyla (pronounced bob) and I speak four languages, Bunny, Ishinese, Quiet, and I’m still getting the hang of …. English? Anyway I hope you have fun on my square shaped lemon, unless you’re a lobster—or Oumu, then I will convert you to Siberia Head-Cheese, which some crazy strange little maniac might eat … and Lemon is full of crazy strange little maniacs so the chances that you will be eaten is relatively good.