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Joined 05-06-01, id: 66516
Author has written 7 stories for Song, General, and Humor.

Hello, my name is Katie Halloran, an eighth grader, and I am pleased to announce that I have just discovered my brain! You see it was in the upper-right hand corner of my left sock, and that’s why I haven’t been putting stories on fanfiction.net lately. Rock on. And well … my planet, which is a square shaped lemon with nickel inside has been rather bratty lately, it is turning my monkey into flowers instead of the evil satanic lobsters into Siberian Head-Cheese. The location? Still classified, you see you would have to die a slow and painful death if I told you which involves tweezers and lots and lots of oranges… it won’t be pretty. Getting to my invisible green point I would like to discuss why you came here—I see live people—ergh, damn schizophrenia, don’t problems like that get on your nerves? Anyway at the moment I am living in a lovely home with square white padded walls that don’t hurt you when you repeatedly throw yourself onto them, however I think the pink tile should be removed, it is far to dangerous to play patty-cake with your head on it.

My species is the Kavyla (pronounced bob) and I speak four languages, Bunny, Ishinese, Quiet, and I’m still getting the hang of …. English? Anyway I hope you have fun on my square shaped lemon, unless you’re a lobster—or Oumu, then I will convert you to Siberia Head-Cheese, which some crazy strange little maniac might eat … and Lemon is full of crazy strange little maniacs so the chances that you will be eaten is relatively good.
Farewell Strangers!
-Katie

Pencil Boy by Kari3 reviews
After her crush tells her he's not interested, Reiko find a magical notebook and makes the perfect guy. What happens when her crush has a change of heart but this pencil boy won't just step aside?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 9/9/2002
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The Planet Lemon reviews
How much more freakish can I be *giggles maliciously* have you ever seen a square lemon ... or a square planet for that matter? I have! Oh you have no idea! R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2002
Mirrors reviews
Can you find your self in a mirror? Or must the mirror be more complicating? Very serious but it appears very light ... only if you read it once, to bad you can't hear me sing it. R&R and NO flames, flames are for roasting hotdogs and I'm afraid I not to
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2002
The Martial Art of Cat or Dog Grooming reviews
Joyus rapture, now you too can experience the painful glory of pet bathing! Nothing gets better than mortal combat with your cat, all you need is an army tank and these helpful instructions! R/R or I will open my computer and send Charlie to you! Mwhahaha
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2001
You Mean Those Nice Men in White? reviews
Please forgive meatball head! PLEEZ! I was highly under the influence of tic-tacs, which is veeery scary, plus I gotsa bad case of writers-block! :)(: R/R is you dare! Mwhahahahaha-coughs-Mwhahahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/26/2001
A Poem that Rhymes reviews
Albebra + Me = STUPID POETRY!!! R&R or I will dance my monkey dance .... and no you do NOT want to see the monkey-dance. Mwhahahahahaha!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/15/2001
Cows reviews
The video game no one will buy ...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2001
The Many Evil Little Reasons I Lock My Doors For reviews
Evil little dweebs! Just try and TP us again (rated PG for meaness)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/7/2001