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Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)


There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps
has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an adv, prep, adj, n or v.

It's easy to understand UP

meaning toward the sky

or at the top of the list,

but when we awaken in the morning,

why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come
UP

Why do we speak UP

and why are the officers UP for election and

why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends

and we use it to brighten UP a room,

polish UP the silver,

we warm UP the leftovers

and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and

some guys fix UP the old car
At other times the little word has a real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble,

line UP for tickets,

work UP an appetite,

and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened
UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but

we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP

look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary,

it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions

If you are UP to it,

you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time,

but if you don't give UP

you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain,

we say it is clouding UP

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UPxoxoxoox

When it rains, it wets UP the earth..

When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on & on,

but I'll wrap it UP

for now ...my time is UP

so time to shut UP

Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?

U P

get it? you pee...

Don't screw up

Now I'll shut up

Hey Hey Hey.

Ho Ho Ho.

HI HI HI.

hello?

ok, i think you already know I'm trying to "greet" you. :DDDDDDDD

hey, any of u guys wanna find character pictures of the TWC story?

thanks :D

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Details in the Fabric by Subconscious-Flirt reviews
Series of prompts written over winter break about Elliot and Tony who, sure, have some issues, but who doesn't? It's hard to be in a gay relationship in high school. It's supposed to be, right? Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
Steps by jeepers09 reviews
For years, was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,950 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
HIM&ME by oHriginal reviews
a collection of funny conversations I have had with many HIM'S of the country.. I'm 99% sure you will laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
the list by sunshinedoll reviews
A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
The Secret Pillow Book of a Random Mind by TheEntertainer26 reviews
Random thoughts often pop into my head, so I decided to write them all down. I literally write about anything I feel like, and this is what I am like as a person, an ordinary person. A compilation of lists, and random bits of text...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Picture Perfect by evizyt reviews
For every romance that isn't, every girl that's ever been frustrated, every guy that was ever an insufferable bastard. "YOU SUCK!" Chelsea screamed, and then restrained herself. "Hard?" Travis wanted to know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Bad Luck by BeccaPenguin reviews
Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,813 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Intellectual Curiosity by evizyt reviews
“It’s not like I like you,” he said, regardless of the fact that he currently had me backed up against the wall, a hand on either side of my head. “This is just…” he leaned in so close I could taste his breath on my lips “intellectual curiosity…”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
The Good Girl Guide to Getting the Bad Boy by The 2nd Mrs de Winter reviews
Andy thought her life was set, she would marry her dream man and live happily ever after. But when he dumps her she has no choice but to move on, the only problem is that her rebound guy turns out to be her new boss! Oh My!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,402 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Strings, Poetry, and Icecream by EruptingFender9 reviews
Are you sure you want a job here, though?" I asked, stealing another glance at his appearance. "And why not? I like ice-cream just as much as the next guy. And besides." He grinned and motioned to my apron. "I look damn stunning in pink."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Two Sides In The Classroom by oHriginal reviews
-COMPLETE- A very VERY short story on how two people can be in front of each other all the time but never know just how much they feel for each other
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
VoiceMails by oHriginal reviews
-COMPLETE-A mobile phone could be the best and most worst invention in this world. A dramatic short story on what could happen when you don’t read your voice mails.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Halfway by EruptingFender9 reviews
Thats what I liked about Mattie. He always met me halfway. His house bordered the baseball field on the east and mine bordered it on the west. The pitchers mound was right smack in the middle. It was never too far a walk if I needed him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Soul Mate by strawberry-express reviews
I raised my eyebrow and looked at him expectantly. ‘Are you some kind of stalker?’ ‘I’m not a stalker,’ he replied, smiling, ‘I’m your soul mate.’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
To Love Is Something or Other by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Taken down. Apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
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The Wrong Cliche reviews
All her life Sam has been in love with her brother's best friend Matt. Cliche in process? Check. But sadly, Matt's older dangerous dark brother pays more attention to Sam then Matt will ever. Cliche actually happening? Well, we'll see about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
You do remember me don't you? reviews
When Riley Summers leaves home to live with her dad for two years,she leaves her two best friends behind.When she's back home both are extremely awesome and luvable... then theres those step brothers to handle...how normal is her life really! ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
facing reality reviews
a story about a girl who doesn't believe in love. Will a boy change her attitude? ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009