E. E. Kelly
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Joined 04-24-09, id: 665254, Profile Updated: 04-12-10
Author has written 4 stories for General, Horror, Young Adult, and General.

HELLO, ALL THOSE PRIVELEGED ENOUGH TO BE READING THIS!

I'm E. E. Kelly, which is the name I would like to publish my novel(s) that I WILL get published under. I'm not going to say my real name, only that I'm a teenage girl.

I love to write. I'm friends with people who love to write also, and that's awesome 'cause then I don't sound insane when I'm talking about writing. Know what I mean? And by the way, one of my friends is on here as Brooklyn Jones. Check out her stories; they're amazing! So, yeah, that's pretty much my favorite thing in the world: writing and friends.

OOOOHHH!! Wanna hear my other favorite things in the world?! Well, you probably don't care, but TOO SAD!!

My favorite color: TURQUOISE!

My favorite books: Maximum Ride, Twilight, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Bad Kitty, Kitty Kitty, Percy Jackson, and of course, my friend's story H.E.R.O.E.S. 'Cause I'm a character in that one.

My favorite words: combust, minion, annihilate, WOO! (It's an answer.)

(Hey, I just noticed: my favorite words are all very destructive. Except WOO! But I don't care, 'cause they're fun to say.)

My favorite movies: Twilight, Harry Potter, Elf, Finding Nemo, The Proposal, The Blind Side, Transformers . . . (that's all I can think of right now)

My favorite quotes:

"Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?!" - Buddy the elf

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Yeah! 6! I got SIX on the SUN-STARE!!" - Brian Regan

"I live on the edge!" - Brian Regan

"Always wished I had one of those! Wished upon a star!" - Brian Regan

"Adolf Hitler got rejected as a youth in his application to art school. One thing led to another. . .and the U.S. dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan. WHAT?!" - Brian Regan

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. Come here, little Squishy! Come here! OW! Bad Squishy!" - Dory

"WOO!" - me

Also there's a whole bunch more quotes, but I don't want to bore you too much. So those are the ones I picked from movies and stuff.

By the way, Brian Regan is a comedian I watched on Youtube.

And also by the way, I figure you should already know this, but I'm kinda insane. Oh, and I also have a fairly high self-esteem.

Now, about my stories.

Minds is my master work. I've been working on it for the longest time of all of them. It's about a girl named Dani and her friends, who have special gifts. They can use their Minds. That means . . . well, I'll let you read and figure it out. I'm working on updating the earliest chapters 'cause they aren't that great, so keep checking.

For all followers of Minds: (if there are any of you out there) : I am entertaining the idea of making Dani the only new one to Central, while the rest of them have been there for a while. Let me know what you think. You can PM me or leave a review (oh, how I love reviews!).

STORMS is definitely my favorite story. It's going to be really super cool. Also it will combine with Brooklyn Jones' story called Society, so if you're going to read STORMS, follow up on Society also. Soon enough they're going to come together and it will be EPIC. If you read them, and use your imagination, you might get a hint at just how epic.

I also have a few other stories, but those two are my big ones, so...yeah.

On a final note:

Sally Jane Helen is WAAAAAAAAAY cooler than Nate and Scruffy combined (it's a long story).

I am the coolest person alive.

And you should read my stories, because if you do and you review, then I will review yours! And I'll love you forever!

GOOD-BYE, YOU SO PRIVELEGED! BE SORROWFUL IN MY ABSENCE!

~ E. E. Kelly

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Watchmen2 by guitarrocker reviews
superhuman teenagers
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009
Edward Cullen Does Not Care About the Weather by Aibari reviews
Maybe it's like, you know, unicorns.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Number 26 by K-M-Bloomy reviews
Zyxx would be your average sixteen year old girl, but with one minor difference...and that would be the large hawk wings comming from her back! Now that she is out, she must hide and live, or go out and be killed. Oh what she wouldn't give to be normal.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009
The Gifted by Niccea reviews
It is the year 2100 and the world has changed a lot. Humans called Gifted have powers, but a new government is trying to neutralize them to hide a dark past. Please R&R. Constructive criticism only. I wish to eventually get this published in a book.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
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Thoughts reviews
Just a bunch of random thoughts...I suppose you could call them vignettes, but on this I am just saying they're poetry. It's my first try at anything poetic, so give me a break. Please review so I can work on my poetry!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Little White Lies reviews
ONESHOT: Little white lies - are they okay?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
This is Halloween reviews
This is Halloween - forever - for some.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009
Supernova reviews
A quick story about a good girl gone evil. K for evilness! P.S. This is an example of the kind of stuff in my community!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009
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