Darth Maligna
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Name: Darth Maligna.
Real name: Amy.
Just call me: Mali.
Age: 15.
Birthday: May 12. I expect a gift.
Hair: Naturally dark brown, but currently black and nearly to my waist. If I were poetic or a Mary Sue, I would have long, luxurious locks of ebony, darker than the darkest night.
Eyes: Blue. If I were poetic or a Mary Sue, they'd be a mesmerizing crystalline blue.
Height: 6'. If I were poetic or a Mary Sue, I'd still be 6'.
Birthplace: Chicago.
Favourite color: Black.
Favourite movie: Star Wars, Star Wars, and, uh, Star Wars. Yeah. The other greatest films of all time are the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And I guess somewhere after that Harry Potter deserves a mention, despite its inferiority to the books.
Favourite authors: Douglas Adams and JRR Tolkien.
Favourite band: Feedback, The Hype, and U2. ^_-
Favourite singer: Rufus Wainwright.
Favourite album: Pop. Yes, I own all of their CDs, and yes, I have listened to them all. I have come to this decision after a year in the fandom and I am fully aware of the tiny IQ this choice probably implies that I have. The fact is, I love Pop. Even if it's not full of rock ballads and even if it was rushed and even if the tour flopped and even if I'm the only one, I really do love Pop. Sue me.
Favourite TV show: Dragon Ball Z and Star Trek: The Original Series.
Favourite generic television genre: Cartoons. Yes, I still laugh at them.
Favourite video games: The two greatest video games of all time are Super Mario and Zelda: Ocarina of Time. In light of the Lord of the Rings games, however, I must find a way to get my hands on a PS2... *feels bad about betraying long-standing allegiance to Nintendo*
Average number of bonus stars I get in each level of Super Mario Bros.: 24.
Favourite avatar for SSB Melee: Marth. Whoever he is, he's beautiful. ^_-
Favourite actors: Ewan McGregor and Alan Rickman.
Favourite flavor Jelly Belly: Peach.
Things that piss people off about me: I'm a vegetarian, an atheist, and bisexual.
Things that I get worked up about: Separation of church and state, gay rights, animal rights, freedom of speech, and the environment.
Nationality: Mostly Irish, with a little bit of English and Polish.
Motto: Het is gross. Yes, I realize this makes no sense when you examine my psyche, but don't knock it.
Authors I know from (ick) real life: FlameRaven, Dr. Demonic, Raena Aura, M*A*S*HedPotatoes, and SquidBagpipes.
Favourite pairings: Obi/Maul (the Holy Pairing), Aragorn/Legolas, Bono/Larry, Harry/Draco, Snape/Lupin, Goku/Vegeta, Gohan/Piccolo, and Goten/Trunks. There are about fifty million others.
Strangest pairing: Merry/Witch-king. My brother came up with that one, and was only 8 at the time. *sniffles* I'm so proud!
Least favourite person: Arwen. Maybe Mel Gibson.
Grade: Sophomore.
High school classification: Almost-goth slightly-punk super-geek.
Songs I've sung karaoke despite my horrible singing voice: The Sweetest Thing, Wild Irish Rover, Yellow Submarine, and YMCA.
First crush: Indiana Jones, age 6.
Top 20 favourite Tolkien characters:
1. Legolas
2. Glorfindel
3. Elrond
4. Galadriel
5. Haldir
6. Smeagol
7. The Nazgul
8. Aragorn
9. Sam
10. Merry
11. Pippin
12. Frodo
13. Joaquin (my favourite orc - "What does the eye command, my lord?")
14. Faramir
15. The FotR Balrog
16. Boromir
17. Lurtz
18. Morgoth
19. Gandalf
20. Elladan and Elrohir
Reason I even bothered to make that list: I don't know.
What my computer says when I log on: "Let's go to my room, pig!"
Random LotR/Invader ZIM crossovers: "You must take the ring and cast it into Mount Doom, doom, dooooooom..."
"There's never been a ringbearer that's so... very small. You're very small, Frodo. You're a... tiny... thing."
Whether or not I'm out of things to say: Yes.
Whether or not I'm going to keep typing anyway: Yes.
Piercings: Two in each ear and two cartilidge on the left.
Tattoos: None, but I want to get a U2 one on the back of my right shoulder (probably the Zooropa spaceman), Boba Fett's insignia under my right clavicle, and the Ring poem in Elvish script across my stomach.
People I've been told I look like: Christina Ricci, Natalie Portman, a female Ray Park, some chick named Joey from Dawson's Creek, and a female Hugo Weaving. (I think that last one is due more to my demeanor and facial expressions than any actual resemblance.)
What I actually look like: http:///darthmaligna/amy2.JPG
Favourite beverage: Diet Pepsi.
Favourite candy bar: Cadbury's Twirls. Once I was in Ironbridge and bought this one store's entire supply of them. Then I went and sat on a bench outside and was almost sick by my third package. As far as stuff I have access to in the US, though, Snickers.
Where I want to live someday: Dublin. I would say London, but yeah, right. ;)
Places I want to go someday: San Francisco, Tunisia, New Zealand, Athens, Barcelona, Egypt, Puerto Rico, and Washington, D.C.
Language I'm learning: Spanish.
Fears: Spiders and ghosts.
Online comics I read: Boy Meets Boy, Arcana, Force Monkeys, My Life In Blue, Hurricane Party, and Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki (although I still mourn The Jar).
Final word: Read my LiveJournal. It's craaaazy.
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Thank you reviews
I'm a humorist, not a poet, but Mourtemir just beat me over the head with my own actual feelings until I wrote this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2001
Missing Matter reviews
Nobody so far has managed to figure out what's going on! E-mail me if you really wanna know.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2/21/2001
Inspiration reviews
This is what I have to go through every time I write a story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2001