What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.

[COMPLETE] Updated December 1st, 2016. This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the projects who had to work hard for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. Original unedited version. *FAIR WARNING* This story is cliche to the highest level! [Cover credits: the amazing Stone Gold of Wattpad!]

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

*Starcrossed Round VIII* Despite being madly in love with the guy, he knows that it is time to say goodbye because how long can you pretend to be strangers with the man you love in public? (Slash. Of the Soft Kind).

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to bring my guy best friend to the beach every day. Especially when trying to seduce the hot new lifeguard. /one-shot/

It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.

For eight-and-twenty years now, Zachary Calder had lived without sound, but this was the first time he could recall wanting to hear. Now, staring at the woman before him, her pink lips moving rapidly-an overwhelming desire to hear washed over him.

“How come whenever you two are in the same room, one of you always ends up on your back?” “Hey, I was nowhere near him that time.” Rachel said suppressing a laugh at Devon. “You’re a bitch, you know that?” He said glaring at her from across the room. R&R

Carina Wallace meets Lord Ashton Calder who takes her romanticized notion of London and dashes it to pieces within two seconds of their acquaintance.Carina, never one for adhering to society’s ridiculous standards is determined to teach Ashton a lesson.

ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*

When dreams become reality will it be all you've ever hoped for? Dash Parker, one of Hollywood's brightest star has it all– until one mistake changes his life. Jessica James (self-confessed Dash's #1 fan) may just be the luckiest girl in the world. Throw in an army of paparazzi,a shotgun wedding,and more plot twists than a Hollywood film and what do you get? Real life, that's what.

The rich and the infamous would do anything to keep their secrets. It's too bad Kadence Morrison is back with a vengence and a Hermès Birkin bag full of dirty little secrets. Now, if she could only get that womanizing jerk off her back. Cue the drama.

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.

His fingers started fumbling with his belt and he began to slide his shorts down his legs. "Fletch!" I looked away. "What are you doing?" He laughed. "I can't go swimming in my clothes now can I?" One-Shot.

*REMOVED* She doesn't talk to anyone and she's secretly stalking everyone in the school. What happens when the most popular guy at Washington High asks the Secret Stalker for her information and the cheerleaders decide to interfere?

A collection of one-shots all about our favorite family of manwhores: the Mastersons. REMOVED.

"Finally," She pouted. "I have been waiting for you forever. I have every right to not even-" Noah silenced her, crushing his warm lips down onto her own. And, at that moment Luce forgot about everything except for his lips fusing with hers. OneShot.

He bought his girlfriend to meet me; she bought him a yellow rose for valentines day; he's an angel at heart; she's the evil Queen Bee. He want's my help to woo someone who is not his girlfriend. Then he kisses me. Um. Okay. Oneshot.

'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.

People say first crushes never die, and Kennedy McKinley is no exception to that. After all the years that have passed, she was still hanging on to her first crush and the one she couldn’t have – Mr. It of her rival school.

Keaton, son of a successful business man, grew up surrounded by money. Penny, child number 3 of 4, grew up surrounded by love. He isn't your typical spoiled rich boy. She isn't your typical Daddy's girl. In fact, they're more alike than you think. ONESHOT

So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.

Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT

(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.

He didn't really notice her until she was putting that math problem up in class. The chalk fell around her as she let out a sneeze. This sneeze brought his full attention to her. Who would have thought that romance could have been so modern? One-shot

Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.

To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.

It's bad enough to be woken up early on Christmas by your roommate, who claims there's an emergency. But then Noelle got to the living room and found her neighbor under her tree, convinced that he's her Christmas present. What’s a girl to do?

My name is Noah Bence. I am three and a half years old. I have brown hair and brown eyes and I live with my mummy. I have just one Christmas wish this year that I hope Santa can come through with. All I Want For Christmas is my daddy. BEING RE-EDITED.

Her daily morning routine consisted of this: Get up. Put on running clothes. Go outside. Stretch. Then watch him, in his glistening bare backed, well-muscled glory. One-Shot.

It wasn't love at first sight. In fact, she didn't think much of him when she first laid eyes on him. She didn't think much during the second time either. But after a few more sightings, she didn't know what to think. One-Shot

Removed.

He WAS a pain in my ass, but now I love him. How is that even possible? A scheming roommate, her gay best friend, HIS best friend, a trip to Italy, and drama-filled dances, that's how. Funny, now Prince Charming wears wife-beaters. How unfortunate.

A little one-shot. Logan Callister is confident, charismatic, and hot, and he just loves playing with Sadie Jensens. Sadie tries to ignore it all, but she can't help but admit that the sexual tension may be her fault too, well only a little bit.

Sometimes love is so much more than love at first sight and a whirlwind romance. It's the kisses in the rain and reckless feelings along with the failed first dates and dirty diapers. And when it’s real, it can last a lifetime. SKoW prompt 6 winner!

"A man does not have to be an angel, in order to be a saint." - Albert Schweitzer. REMOVED.

They were both idiots. Want to be treated normally? THEN DON’T GET FAMOUS. Shit, it wasn’t that hard.

ONE-SHOT "It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Meredith Boyce. My name is Callum Markovics and I'm a recently recovered drug addict and totally in love with a girl who I don't deserve."

The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.

For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.

Follow Jack Frost as he travels through the seasons, and returns home with something he did not expect... Collab account: BreeJalil, Gonzogrig, LaMouette83 and Faded Soulfire

ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.

I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.

The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...

You've got a girl-Brynn-random and full of attitude. You've got a boy-Brody-who's arrogant and extremely attractive. What happens when they're stuck in a library together? Or so they think? Oh, did I mention they're enemies/ex-best friends? Review please.

Leander gets his first taste of Pleasure and its unlikely companion.

For the Popping That Question contest / "She saw Neil on one knee before her, holding a black velvet box. Maggie's eyes widened. She wasn't even sure that she could breathe. 'Mags,' he croaked, but she just shook her head, turned around, and ran." -previously published under tastethekiss-

One-shot. I wanted, wished, and fantasized to press myself against him and kiss him senselessly. He was never suppose to know that. But he knows. Just kill me, kill me now.

What happens when a smalltown Midwest girl is forced to go to a fancy, all boys, West Coast boarding school?

(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.

It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.

She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.

It's so stereotypical to fall in love with your best friend, but my life has always been filled with stereotypes.

The idea was to catch Pierce's attention. I was nearly naked beneath my coat and ready to flash him. Oh, God, was I crazy? /Two-Part Fic! Complete/

For years, it was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?

Facebook stalking at its most fun... and most heartbreaking. My kindergarten boyfriend is all grown up.

Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-

I was the one girl to refuse him, so he had his mind set on wooing me. He was the one guy who could match me in intelligence and sport, so I had my mind set on beating him. It was a battle, but when did it turn to one of the heart? DISCONTINUED

SKoW prompt winner! Abbey Walsh: absolutely, positively hates Valentine's Day. Noah Petersen: stuck delivering singing valentines. Olivia Lee: just trying to have a little fun. These three friends are in for quite a ride.

[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!

Removed: These boys had major mood swings; one second I was just another player to them and the next, they were asking for kisses. "It makes perfect sense that our chivalry doesn’t kick in until we're off the pitch," he explained.

“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”

He's a beauty and she's not such a beast. Their once upon a time starts now. REMOVED.

Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!

FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]

In sixth grade, Lexa Leicester told Skyler Ashford she liked him. He left her to cry her eyes out in the hallway. Six years later Lexa tells Skyler she hates him, only this time he kisses her in front of the whole school. Confused? So is she.

Winter, model extraordinaire, hasn't always had a wonderful life. Kier Covington seems like a God, the way the media raves about him. When they have to model together, sparks fly and he wants her. [content removed]

REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?

What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.

Bella Archibald has never believed in Santa Claus, even when she was little. So when she sees a handsome young guy, dressed up in a red suit saying he's Santa, she seems to of think shes gone mad, it was obvious that she had been on the naughty list.

Forced to work together, a jock girl and guy butt heads. She decides to play a game and little does she know, he's playing the same one. Find out what happens when two teenagers stop playing the game and the game starts playing them.

ONESHOT Eva is losing it. Curtis just won't leave her alone and it's annoying her. However, when she finds out the reason as to why Curtis just won't leave her alone, can she handle it? Or worse, what can she do about it?

Meet Serena Hollow and Lorenzo Amoretti. Join them through the journey we only know as "life". See how events that happen in their childhood shape their future and cause them to make certain decisions. One Shot.

With a last name like Masterson, only one word comes to mind: manwhore. What does Brock like about her? The answer's simple. She's a challenge. SHORT STORY. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

After blacking out and waking up on the beaches of Neverland, Jennifer never would have thought that she would meet a bitter Peter Pan and a gorgeous Captain Hook. What else could have changed about the island since the stories had last been told?

Thaliana Watson and Mason Black are at the top of their own game. They might as well be Wall Street’s power couple, but sometimes, the greatest things in life could lead to the worst. For the ‘Breaking Up, Making Up’ contest.

Logan Masterson made a name for himself as a manwhore. He just sees it as some innocent fun. So what happens when three very different girls start messing with his head? Logan was never one to resist a challenge. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

I prayed hard. "Please God," I bargained, "just let him say 'peace be with you' to me and I will forever be happy!". Tough luck. I stood there, somewhat dejected and sad. Until I saw a hand holding out to me. His hand.

“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.

Quote “I was completely brain dead. Really, this was embarrassing. I kept telling myself over and over in my head that I don’t need him. I am perfectly fine on my own. Why would I want to boyfriend, anyway right?” NEW: I posted the wrong version at first!

I'm the good girl. I promise. I'm ranked three in Jenkins High, I've never missed a day of school, and I always, always follow the rules. So why am I sitting here on a couch in a foreign home, half-drunk out of my mind, kissing a hot guy I just met?

ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.

ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.

Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END

I've kissed so many damn frogs in my life, now where the hell is my prince charming? How can I Find the right guy when I have to deal with an overprotective brother, his annoying but sexy best friend, bad boys, jealous bitches, and oversexed parties?

He was a jerk and I was the girl without a sexy boyfriend. He could do something about that.ONE-SHOT.

The moral of the story, you ask? Well, quite simply, don’t get your mail at exactly 6:37 AM after going on a ten mile run… unless you want to fall in love. Cheesy? I think so.

Natalie's life has it out for her. During her senior year has to deal with her ex-best friend, Danny and his family living with her because of a fire at their house and the memories of what happened to her at 14. Can he help her move on? Summary inside.

ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”

One kiss is all it takes. One kiss and she's the devil's forever. Only problem? The demon loves her, and now it's a fight for love or death. Will love win out over evil?

One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...

Charlotte's favorite teacher is going on maternity leave. She was upset about this until she saw the substitute, David Cambridge, a young, attractive student teacher. Despite efforts to resist attraction they find that they can't seem to avoid each other.

She hated him, he hated her. They were friends growing up, but in high school, they drifted apart. Now, with her best friend's marriage, they're together again. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST.

Pleasant Rock High School has no idea they go to the same school as YouTube celebs. Can Korey Marino keep her and her friends secret while tutoring Marcus Butler? Maybe. She just didn't plan on falling in love during the process. Full summary inside.

”Dani, I think it’s only fair to tell you that I would never ever consider asking you to senior prom!” Dani happened to be five when Warren told her this. Oh boy! The start of a love-hate relationship that lasts years. For the I Love to Hate You Contest

“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.

Liv is a movie star, no one orders her around or gets in her way, except for Jude, a nobody who works on the tech crew of her current movie. He's there at every turn to drive her crazy! Will aggression turn into something else? Sequel to "The Girlfriend"

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-

Removed...Read Profile!

REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?

I don't know why I made the stupid bet. Oh yeah, it actually sounded easy. But then again, this a whole new school with new people. This may be harder than I thought it would be... I'll just have to change some things up, won't I?

“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.

“Well, if it isn’t the munchkin,” I heard a familiar voice say. “I’ll choose to view that as simply in reference to the fact that we’re flying to the land of Aus,” I said, rolling my eyes. Oneshot

Lincoln does nothing but infuriate, irritate, and pester her every time he comes into the diner. But when he stops visiting, does Liah begin to think that he means more than just the center of her day? For the Ridiculously Happy OneShot Contest

Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?

RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONE SHOT CONTEST / “What do you mean out? What game are you watching, ump! My ninety year old grandmother could have called it better!”

Emma Lane runs into famous movie star Justin Bailey. One thing leads to another and Emma agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to save his career. Emma is suddenly in the spotlight but she finds she's lonely with a boyfriend who doesn't love her

ONESHOT: He's bananas for her. She cracks him up. He's nuts for her. Which is why his nuts end up all over the floor on aisle five.

I was having a perfectly normal day. Getting up in the morning cursing Devon and leaving for school but suddenly out of the blue I was being kissed by the guy I had spent hating for two years.Jeez, what was happening to the world? cliche alert!

she first met him when he puched the boy bullying her, he was 6, she 5, she first chrushed on him when she was 17, and loved him a while later. however, she finds out his feelings after he once again punched the guy bothering her. oneshot

Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

It wasn’t that I was in love with the boy. It was just that maybe, I kinda, sort of have certain feelings toward him that could, in some way, be construed as feelings of more than friendship. // One Shot //

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

He was supposed to be the cute nerd. I was the superstar basketball player. We made a bet, which I was sure I’d win…so why am I making out with him like crazy, right now? -vote!-

She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.

There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.

Cupid accidentally turns a shy jock into an obsessed stalker, and when he takes a leaf out of all the alpha Greek gods in his pursuit of me, I freaked. Preview:"I have my ways, and if I really had my way, you will be mine". “I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION."

The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

one-shot She's my tutor. I'm her personal bully. One final test decides everything.

When Leslie decides to hide in an elevator to escape her boss, she learns very quickly that elevators aren't as fun as they were when she was a kid. So, being the kid at heart, she decides to make it fun. One-shot.

Removed by author.

My best friend and I were standing in front of the shed the first day we got it. The areas around our mouths were stained from our self congratulatory popsicles. My favorite part of the snapshot was that our hands were connected between us.

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

At first, I thought it was just a coincidence, but by the end of the day, I was convinced it wasn't. Plus, I was afraid I'd face death by avalanche of candy hearts if I opened my locker. I didnt find it cute or funny...Until I found out who they were from

[ONE SHOT] I was the loser university student who still sat on Santa's lap at the mall. How was I supposed to know Santa was my age this year? After all, isn't St. Nick supposed to be an old, jolly fat man?

[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?

Step One: Know your cable guy.

Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.

COMPLETE! The group is a popular clique with secrets that would make new girl, Lynne, turn in her grave. They're lying, scheming, and cruel to the core. She's irresistibly drawn to the moody Denny, but is he only playing with her too? (SkoW Award)

[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?

In the eighth grade, he told her they were going to fall in love. Seven years later, Emma begins to question just how right Jacob was.

“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.

You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.