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Author has written 11 stories for Life, Love, Family, and General.

When talking about my interests I have been called a "Renaissance woman." I have broad interests in both arts and science.
Anything I don't know about, but have an interest in, I teach myself, from piano to environmental law to maths.

I have what's called Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, also commonly and improperly referred to as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which in itself is complicated and has in turn complicated my life greatly and strained all of my relationships.
When I've recovered from M.E. I would love to travel and explore other lands and cultures. I have always loved adventure: rock climbing, bunjee jumping, exploring, and generally taking risks and doing new things. A good friend of mine once said that adrennaline is my drug of choice.

I love to debate and discuss everything from arts to science; philosophy, psychology and politics in particular.

Currently, I'm building my life. When I got M.E. my whole perspective on life was turned upside down. I've had to do some serious introspection, and retrospection, to decide what's important to me and my life now. Right now I'm back to the basics, just building a foundation for my life. I'm sort of going through a rebirthing process. It's all I've really been left with. Right now, I think about life, my life, and I read and discover things about the rest of the world; Whether through googling, magazines, or TV, I have learned quite a bit during this reflection time of my life. I'm working on living in the moment, because M.E. has fogged up most of my memory. I say "fogged up" because it comes back from time to time- but there are a lot of times when I can't remember anything from the last six years, or from yesterday, sometimes I even forget about what happened a few minutes ago.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

The World and its complexities. The intricate pieces that make our world what it is, that make it so troubled and so difficult, that make it so wonderful. The depth of our societies and cultures, how religion is so deeply embedded into modern culture. I think about how we've dedicated so much energy and ingenuity over time to violence and ways to make killing easier and what profits came of it.

What's truly important to me- what matters in the grand scheme of life. I think of the kind of person I want to be, the things I want to be able to do, the things I want to try. I think of the things that I want in my life, the kind of people I want in my life. I think of how to make these things a reality.

I think about the places I want to go, the things I want to see. The things I want to accomplish.

I think about a lot of things. I think about the novelties of life, the uniqueness, the complexities, everything that comes to mind I explore.

Myalgic Encephalomyelitis:

Though it is not rare, not many people know about M.E., and there is no government spending on M.E. research anywhere in the world. And while there are tests and criteria, most people go without diagnosis for years, and are usually referred to psychology, while prolonging the time without knowledge of proper actions and precautions to take, thus progressing the disease (my own personal experience and the experience of a couple of friends).

"Myalgic Encephalomyeletis is an acutely acquired neurological disease initiated by a viral infection with multi system involvement. What defines M.E. is a specific type of acquired damage to the brain (the central nervous system) caused by said virus (an enterovirus).

The term M.E. means: My= muscle, Algic = pain, Encephalo = brain, Mye = spinal cord, Itis = inflammation. This neurological damage has been confirmed in autopsies of M.E. patients.

There are more than 64 individual symptoms of M.E. recorded.

Encephalomyelitis can be more disabling than MS or polio, and many other serious diseases. M.E. is one of the most disabling diseases there is. More than 30 of M.E. patients are housebound, wheelchair-reliant and/or bedbound and are severely limited with even basic movement and communication.

Why are Myalgic Encephalomyelitis patients so severely and uniquely disabled? For a person to stay alive, the heart must pump a certain base-level amount of blood. Every time a person is active, this increases the amount of blood the heart needs to pump. Every movement made or second spent upright, every word spoken, every thought thought, every word read or noise heard requires that more blood must be pumped by the heart.
However, the hearts of M.E. patients only pump enough blood for them to stay alive. Their circulating blood volume is reduced by up to 50. Thus M.E. patients are severely limited in physical, cognitive and orthostatic (being upright) exertion and sensory input.
This problem of reduced circulating blood volume, leading to cardiac insufficiency, is why every brief period spent walking or sitting, every conversation and every exposure to light or noise can affect M.E. patients so profoundly. Seemingly minor 'activities' can cause significantly increased symptom severity and/or disability (often with a 48-72 hour delay in onset), prolonged relapse lasting months, years or longer, permanent bodily damage (eg. heart damage or organ failure), disease progression or death.
If activity levels exceed cardiac output by even 1, death occurs. Thus the activity levels of M.E. patients must remain strictly within the limits of their reduced cardiac output just in order for them to stay alive."
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Personally, I'm no where near dying (That I know of...). However, I am housebound and mainly wheelchair-reliant, I do and/or have had a majority of the possible symptoms, and I fit the description quite well.

One day I would like to write directly about my experiences, but it takes quite a lot of energy, and I am recovering slowly.

If you have any questions about M.E. or my personal experiences, please ask. I will not be offended.

Side Note:
Cher, Frank Iero, and Laura Hillenbrand (author of Seabiscuit) have all had "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome".

My Writing:

Most (but not all) of my work reflects my journey through M.E., its effect on me, my life and my relationships. I would love to answer any questions you may have about my writing. Should you have some constructive criticism I would love to hear some objective opinions so I may better my writing now and in the future.

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Tattoo Magic by jma reviews
A prep-ish boy gets a tattoo... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. Slash. Yaoi. Gayness! You know, all the lovely things in life. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,792 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,306 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Cupcake Slut by most likely fried reviews
She's just the sweet girl who sells cupcakes. He's just the charming guy who buys them. She has a crush. He has something up his sleeve. Pure, unadulterated, happy, non-dramatic fluff. rated M for some language and some, yknow. Some eventual schmex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,043 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Like Best Friends but a Little More by xoxluurve reviews
To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
If You Can't Take the Heat by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Third Wheelish by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. " ever feel third-wheelish around them?" "Just a bit, yeah." "Do you want to feel third-wheelish together?" "...Wouldn't that just make us a separate pair of wheels?" He smiles, "Exactly."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Maybe a Fairy Tale by aileenrose reviews
The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
Confessions of a Sex God's Girlfriend by aileenrose reviews
For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
The Kiss O Meter by x sforzando reviews
Oneshot. I was a dumped ex-girlfriend. What else was I supposed to do? Why, go to the new girlfriend's birthday party at The Happiest Place on Earth, of course. Re-write. Includes shameless pirate pick-up lines. Rated T for swearing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
UnMask by xMoose reviews
Masquerade Ball. From this night onwards, their worlds will collide. 6 potential candiates for an exclusive club meet at a ball. Because of the masks, they have no idea who the others are. What happens when the masks come off at midnight? SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
She's a Rule Breaker, Not a Troublemaker by Emedea reviews
I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Victory by isabellsahcullen reviews
Calista,young speechwriter for the King is intelligent smart and comes from a renowned family. To her displeasure, she has been betrothed to Prince Nicodemus since birth. Can she overcome writer’s block, and find love in an arranged marriage?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Elevator by That Girl You Love reviews
She was on her way to make the biggest mistake of her life, and he only had ten floors to stop her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Tracking Down Toby by Neon Scribe reviews
Before he could reply, I cut him off— “I can see you’re not wearing khaki pants.” They say you only find love once you stop looking. It’s too bad I’m not very good at boy-fasting. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
His Convenient 'Wife' by nothinglouderthansilence reviews
ON HIATUS TILL APRIL 15 Just how dangerous is faking a marriage in the medieval ages?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Court of the Immortals by True Promise reviews
After a 200-year war the Prince of the Immortals searches for his reborn love. When she can't remember one of her lives, the two are thrown into a web of conspiracy that could destroy the Court of the Immortals. Under rennovation.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Videotape by fredtheflyingfish reviews
Ok, Adam. Just answer two questions first: how do you know who I am and why do you need to talk to me so badly?" "Because I have a videotape of us together last night."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Social Services and the Shoe by IdeasInTheAir reviews
How could it be that the Old Woman who lives in a shoe has 24 kids...when she's already gone through menopause. And there's one more thing...who's the Old Man?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Ella by Written reviews
-FLASH FICTION- You were an ugly baby. I want you to know that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 216 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
You by CK Shorty reviews
ONE-SHOT - “I’m so sorry,” she murmured solemnly, “it’s your wedding day, and I only thought of myself…barging in here and telling you how I feel."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Why Can't we be Friends? by Sally Can Wait reviews
[ONE SHOT] Cady & Hayden had been friends forever. So when Hayden realizes he might have feelings for her, he enlists his ladies' man poet friend to help him win her over. Sadly, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Peas by Spooky152 reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Hope by its.Nothing.Special reviews
The first time I saw her, she was asleep. I woke her up. She glared at me. I kicked sand in her face. She spat it out. We argued. I won. And she didn't like bowling. Or me, for that matter. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Spiderman Mac ‘n’ Cheese by JamieBell reviews
In a world where wild grocery carts run rampant, two people meet under the most unlikely of circumstances. “You mean we’ve been standing in the middle of the grocery store talking about hot dogs? For half an hour?” [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Irony Strikes Back by beadlety reviews
Irony Strikes Back. The lesson? Don't mock what you don't understand, fools. One shot about the ultimate, literary dead horse: irony.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
The End is What, Exactly? by beadlety reviews
Three unsuspecting people find themselves in Hell. Only, it isn't what they expected...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Kayli reviews
ONE SHOT! After losing her job and getting kicked out of her house, things can't get much worse for Eden. That does, however, mean that they can get a lot better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Skylight In My Livingroom
An infestation...they've taken over. Look carefully: they live in our cities, they walk our streets. You can find them in stores, in parks, in schools and in our homes; they're everywhere. Why do we let them? Why haven't we done something more?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Self: Inferno
He thinks that he can know me, that he knows what's best for me. He assumes his goals are mine, we dream in sync, the perfect pursuit of happiness. To understand me, the place of pain and turmoil, the Hell of Battle: that is inferno, that is me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Yes, My Heart Is Splitting
She tells me to stop. Think. Be serious. But this strange feeling inside of me is tugging on the lead. She tells me to go. Fly. Give in. But I'm cold and unsure; I have no room, nowhere to soar. It feels so much like falling...into the blank pages of me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Tear Stained Galaxy reviews
From my hospital room, I can hear the painful screams of anonymous friends. I can look out my window, beyond the red, neon heart on the building facing it, and onto the stars. I wonder about their stories: the stars and the screams. Does anyone care?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Lucid reviews
In sea, I'm drifting, away from land. You watch: waiting, expecting. What? I'm not sure. Have you never learned to swim, are you too scared to try? Can't you see I'm drowning and I want you? Help me. Dive in, please. I promise I'll help you back to shore.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Lying Together On Satin Beds
A cell is a lonely isolation. Tombs are still, dead and stagnant, though this one harbors life. We celebrate new adventures, friends and life, yet in this room we call for ceremony and sobriety. What does it mean to live?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Treasure Chest
Our true selves are precious gems, though worth far more than the largest diamond or any amount of gold. And while fool's gold may be on the surface beautiful, true value is found within.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
The journey of a chronic illness takes years and constant rebirths and transmutations. There are no large victories, just discoveries and knowledge gained on new paths. There is no ultimate destination, only a journey.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Garden By The Sea reviews
The Sea is serenity, rage, melancholy, and everything in between. It cannot be judged in temporary waves, for it is water, essentially and forever water.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Class In A Desert
When the deceased Chivalry opens a door for Romance, where in the world is True Love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Awake reviews
After an illness, she's finally realizing what it really means to be alive.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete