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Joined 04-29-09, id: 666175, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 7 stories for Essay, General, and Humor.

I'm currently a High School Senior and recently found out that I have a talent for creative writing. I also play the cello and love reading books.

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Writing Style: Satire

Favorite Authors: Vonnegut, Palahniuk.

Favorite Philosophers: Max Stirner, Emma Goldman

Favorite Books: Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, Fight Club, Anarchism and Other Essays, A Clockwork Orange, Grapes of Wrath

Political views: Anarchist.

Religious Views: Raptor Jesus went extinct for you sins.

Philosophy: Egoist

D & D Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Favorite Bands: Mudhoney, Dead Kennedys, Green River, 7 Seconds, Bad Brains

Favorite Composers: Mendelssohn, Schubert, Beethoven, Brahms,

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Something New reviews
This is a story inspired by a Vonnegut quote. "There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president." Political satire and philosophy included. Strong language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
Patience Is My Virtue reviews
This is a reflective essay I wrote for college applications. Describe your best personal trait. I chose patience.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Row Row, Fight the Powah! reviews
An assignment for my senior writing seminar class. We were to write a paper that defined something. I defined "nonconformist" and ridiculed all the so-called "nonconformists" in the process.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Squiggling
This was my first assignment for senior writing seminar. We had to interview a classmate and write an expose on their writing style and habits. I used the opportunity to make fun of writing itself. Ever notice that letters are actually random squiggles?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
So You Want to get into College: College Applicati reviews
This is another essay I wrote for my Senior Writing Seminar class. This time, the assignment was to write an essay describing a process. I chose to write a satirical essay about college applications.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
I Win reviews
This is a compare and contrast essay I wrote for my Senior Writing Seminar class. I chose to compare the writer to the reader. In the process, I prove that I am a god.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Problem: Lack of Mental Effort reviews
This is a recent essay I wrote for the 2009 Holocaust Remembrance Essay Scholarship. The two topics to address were basically 1. why is it important to remember the holocaust and 2. how can you as a student combat violence and prejudice in the world?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete