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Name: Kathryn

My friends sayings:

Robert-"GO KATHRYN GO, YOU WHITE BITCH" Encouragement to finish a proget I forgot was due.

Devin-"OMG, Girlfriend, I'ma go to the MALL and get me some SHOES. OH NO! Girlfriend you would not believe!" Our white boy found my purse, then decided he was black and female.

Me-"Hitler killed gays, blacks, and jews"
Gloria-"There were black people back then?"

Nichelle-"Everyone is born white."
Me-"Except black people"

Grrr. Roar. Me shall slaughter you and feed you to cows.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Goodbye is the Beginning by awaitinglove reviews
[COMPLETE] So many things have happened in the past six years, including Laila taking in Aiden, a marriage, and Trent never visiting like he promised but then showing up unexpectantly. Trent and Laila are back in the SEQUEL of Making Him Notice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,731 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Into Her Eyes by sweetart49 reviews
REMOVED AND IN PROCESS OF TRYING TO GET PUBLISHED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Trick DRAFT by S. Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
How, Why, and What? by SingingSorrows reviews
Cathy seems to be invisible, but when she ticks off the school bully and has to run for life through the crowded halls, she ends up running into Ash, the hottest guy in school. So what happens then? Does he look through her, or at her? T:for stuff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
The Silver Bands: Faye's Reign by christinaxxyo reviews
Jael finally knows the secret of the Silvers and now it's her turn to become one with Faye as Queen. Her training allows her to be one of the best thieves in Silver history. Too bad training never taught her how to deal with home-wrecking Princes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Love Bites by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Sequel to 'A Quick Bite'. Lexie Windham may have thought that her life had returned to its usual calm, but there are just a few minor details standing in the way of her happily ever after with Alejandro de Silva...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Of Love & Lyrics by UnkindlyDivinely reviews
Lucia Constantine is poor, penniless, and stranded in a foreign land. Lucy's Wish is a famous up-and-coming rock band in said land. When the spitfire meets the band hot enough to outburn Hell itself, sparks are destined to fly - but with who?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 146,161 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Silver Bands by christinaxxyo reviews
My best friend died, I got kicked out of school and now I'm attending a snobby boarding school where a bitchy blonde won't get off my back. Great. Oh, and what the hell is with these people and their stupid silver rings?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,278 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Dark Stars by charliedon'tdie reviews
So. Now I have nothing better to do than to stalk men on trains. Men who are dangerous, strange, more than a little perverted, possibly slightly gay, and, of course, intolerably intelligent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
In Your Dreams by Kai Miller reviews
Hope is tired of being stuck in the shadows of her best friend Sophie. On a vacation with their mentor, a chance meeting can turn Hope's world upside down and help her find the true meanings of friendship, happiness, and love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
My Entity by Jennifer Leigh reviews
My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
never play truth or dare while bored at the mall by runaway peanut reviews
who knew a boring day at the mall could turn into a game of truth or dare with me grabbing the schools resident bad boys butt...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,329 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Fat Filled Popcorn by slee5133 reviews
My boyfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. I was pissed, so I went to the movies. He chucked popcorn at me. I chucked a hissy fit at him. Guess who's the new it guy in school, and my brother's new best friend? You guessed it! HIM! Kill me now please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Quick Bite by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. After being bitten by a vampire, Lexie Windham fears that her life is over...literally. Little does she know the twists that Fate has in store for her...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Time to Change by Tzotel431 reviews
One moment Aly is talking to her friend, Taylor Bass. Then she is ten years in the future and she is married to him. With no memory of the past ten years and no idea why she is in the future, she must find her way home, or never get there. EDITING
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,297 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
WIT Witch in Training by Clavel reviews
Hazel's life changed forever the day she encountered Greg... just because he let her know that she was a WITCH. Sucky summary, better story, I swear
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,809 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Trouble with High Heels by Clavel reviews
Lauren thought planning her best friend's wedding was a piece of cake, until everything else in her life began to complicate. From her relationship with Jason coincidentally the groom's best friend to everything else. Follow up to Sweet Inducment.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Royal Predicament by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
The extremely hot prince and marriage looming in the distance. Happily Ever After? Since when did that exist in Rhian's vocabulary. Now she has to become queen of Reise. Sequel to Princes are Evil. For a better summary, look at my profile!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 7/1/2004
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
As Lovers Go by SarryMatts reviews
Alastair thought that once he got married everything would be normal. He didn't expect his burst into the spotlight or the letters from an obsessed fan that threaten his friends, family and husband. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,909 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Oops! An Accidental Chance by Angel-Lija reviews
Jeannie “hates” Kenneth Chance. He’s hot but annoying. While celebrating a friend’s bday in Vegas, they “accidentally” get married. But when they are thrown to work together, maybe they are better together then they think. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,617 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Welcome To My Life by SarryMatts reviews
Jared Jones is Hollywood's hottest teen star but any celebrity can only take too much. When Jared takes a break to be a normal teenager he discovers that balancing two different lives is harder than life in the headlines SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,743 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
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