The One and Only Snacky
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Joined 05-06-09, id: 667339, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
Author has written 5 stories for Thriller, and Horror.

I am Snacky, savior of FictionPress. My previous form was known as Pigganon, but he was inferior and incomplete. I have ascended past him and achieved perfection in the final stage of my transcendence.

I live beyond the physical plane, where I shall reside until the great sundering of Earth, when I shall emerge, clad in gleaming armor, and preside over the world as Master of all.

And when I am coming, you shall know. Thousands upon thousands of black ravens will blot out the sun, plunging the world into darkness. You will hear the terrified screams of
children, all crying out in unison. Dogs will bay and howl. Cats will send their caterwauling cries into the endless black. And in this din a word will slowly form. A name. A prophesy.

Snacky.
Snacky.
Snacky.

For I am Snacky. I am perfection incarnate. And I will dominate all.

(Also I am having trouble with formatting OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

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Cthulwho? reviews
An alternate universe me meets an Elder God, and is too moronic and too narcissistic to be driven mad. P.S. Thanks, Lovecraft. But for the grace of Azathoth go you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
The Pickles
The were Kosher Dills.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
A Midnight Snack reviews
The potato salad had it coming.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Toast reviews
Toast is fantastic. Don't you dare try to argue against that point, you will be smote.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Bacon reviews
Bacon. It's delicious, and apparently sentient.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
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