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Joined 05-06-09, id: 667350, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Action, Young Adult, and General.

I felt so lame looking at my old profile, so I decided to update it. Cuz you know, lame is fail these days.

My favorite author is P.C Cast, because that woman is GOD. Ive yet to finish all of her books, but it'll get done someday! One day I'll write her a letter telling her how much I adore her. I'll be sure to seem stalkerish too. -nods-

Favorite movie is pretty much anything with Johnny Depp in it or any of the Star Wars movies, though Juno, and X Men: Wolverine are damn good too.

I DO NOT like Twilight, so dont even ask. Geeze. I USED to, but now that everyone and their grannies like it and the movies, it's just like, "augh...WTF." So yea. Dont talk to me about Twilight, or how Stephenie Meyer is so epic and awesome, because you will get pissed on. :D

Annoying people are annoying. That is all.

POKEMONNNNNN. Jesus I love Pokemon. When I stop being lazy I'll put my Pal Code thing up here for the general population to rape.

When I write, I like to really get into it, so I'll sit somewhere for hours just writing. I cant turn the flow off, which is why I usually get bitched at for 'not paying attention' even though I usually am. -shrugs- Dicks.

MUSIIIICCCCC. Oh how I love it. I'll listen to pretty much everyone, except for screamo, mariachi, and crap rap.

Random artist time!:

Vedera, Avantasia, Three Days Grace, Oren Lavie, Jeffree Star, John Mayer, Hollywood Undead, Crazy Loop!

;D

The only stories I'm proud of on here are Chicken Wings and Salsa, and Country Challenge. Check them out, yes? 8D

Have fun reading!

Quotes!

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." --Joker

"One must be intolerant of ignorance, but accepting of illiteracy." -- Mrs. Flowers

"Ow ow fuckidy ow!" -- Juno

"Avoid roasted cabbage. Dont eat ear wax or yellow snow, and look at the bright side of everything." --Mwa!

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today, is a gift. That is why it is called a present." -- The ancient turtle on Kung Fu Panda.

"I was off, off to kill the man I loved." Rose Hathaway-- Shadow Kissed

"If the point of life is to live, why do we die?" -- me

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Dear Felicia by Wanda Walker reviews
Felicia, a slave girl, is taught to be both obedient and taciturn. Yet she is anything but. This is a story of her tribulations, both romantic and otherwise, which force her to choose between whom she loves and the freedom she needs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Reflections of a Frustrated Emo Cowboy:Book 2 by Wanda Walker reviews
On one hand, you've got a gorgeous, Russian-speaking sex bomb. On the other hand, you've got a hokey Southern boy who is way too nice for his own good. So basically . . . do I follow my dick or my head? Is this really what my life comes down to? M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 200,074 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Lost Stars by Wanda Walker reviews
Five girls are catapulted from their normal life in small town California into a strange world filled with a homicidal adversary, an eight-foot tall general, an irritating coworker, and a mysterious, dangerous emperor. PERMANENT HIATUS
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009
Empty Hope by mousegirl05 reviews
Some boundaries cannot be broken, even if love is the wager. Honor & Trust. Weakness & Strength. All are tested when a brothel slave falls for an Imperial General. Will love or boundaries and appearances prove stronger? m/m rated for theme, situation, and language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Four Kingdoms, Continued by Wanda Walker reviews
Continued: Four kingdoms exist- The Colubri: the snakes , The Scrofa: the boars , the Aves: the birds and the Equus: the horses . Four characters from each kingdom lead separate lives, but all come together to protect all that they love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,867 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
In the Red Zone by Wanda Walker reviews
200 years into Earth's future, social castes-Gold, Silver, Yellow, Blue and Red- are created to keep the peace. But when wealthy Draiden finds that the government wants him dead, he must run to the only place he can hide- The Red Zone. PERMANENT HIATUS
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Your Nazi Mistress by SarahxVanity reviews
We were like Hitler and Eva Braun...A sociopath and a Nazi whore...One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009
Confessions of a Drag Queen and a Girl Named Dot by Wanda Walker reviews
Eddie is a small town boy looking for acceptance in a big city. Dot is a disgruntled girl in dire need of a friend. Together they weave a tale of love, loss, betrayal, acceptance, and most of all, friendship. mXm slash/het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 206,109 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Four Kingdoms by Wanda Walker reviews
Four kingdoms exist- The Colubri: the snakes , The Scrofa: the boars , the Aves: the birds and the Equus: the horses . Four characters from each kingdom lead separate lives, but all come together to protect all that they love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 158,037 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
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Country Challenge
What happens when you watch GAC late at night? You end up picking 14 epic songs and making songfics. Crack, crying, angst, hilarity to ensue. :D Rated M because I'm spazztic and forget that kiddies are on the interwebs.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Published: 9/18/2010
Chicken Wings and Salsa
Mixxy is your average ki--Ok let's not start there. Here we have exhibit A Casper, Swedish model, child abandoner,and exhibit B Olay, world's best mom. What happens when they meet again? Will their illegitimate kid still wanna be around? M for language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,235 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Time Bomb
Gabriel the Wolf, Nathan the Bat, and Kate the Fleshy. What could possibly go wrong with this trio? Many things apparently. R&R!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009
Blood Clot
Trace is a young, beautiful--yet dead-- man. He has been ruler of the dead for some time now. What happens when one very much living man falls into hell? Read and find out!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009