Hey, I'm Penelope (Okay, that's not my real name but it is so much cooler so I will stick with it.) and when an idea popped into my head, for once I decided to write it down. Look what happened! Now I have full stories in my head and I hope that you will like them- once they actually get typed up! But if you don't... oh well. I am mainly writing for myself and wanted to see if other people would like them. Either way... I do hope that you like it! Here are some things about me:

My third favorite color is yellow. (Second is red.)

I have a phobia of mannequins. (Is that how you spell it?)

I have an obsession with both red shoes and umbrellas. (That will come up in one of the stories that I am writing!)

I wish my middle name was Beatrice. (I don't have a middle name.)

I sneeze a lot. (Allergies.)

I think that I may have a mild case of: ADD, OCD, and Turrets Syndrome. (Fun, huh?)

I'd like to add that it may take me awhile to update on stories but that doesn't mean that I have forgotten them! I have trouble writing in order from beginning to end (is that, like, really weird?) so if it takes me awhile to update, I am probably working on another part of the story. :)

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. And then sit back and watch everyone wonder how the heck you did it

I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I drop by before I return, please ask me to wait.

I'm confused. Wait... maybe I'm not.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.

I've learned to take time for and treat myself with a great deal of love and respect 'cause I like me... I think I'm kinda cool.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~Oscar Wilde

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.