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Hey, I'm Penelope (Okay, that's not my real name but it is so much cooler so I will stick with it.) and when an idea popped into my head, for once I decided to write it down. Look what happened! Now I have full stories in my head and I hope that you will like them- once they actually get typed up! But if you don't... oh well. I am mainly writing for myself and wanted to see if other people would like them. Either way... I do hope that you like it! Here are some things about me:

My third favorite color is yellow. (Second is red.)

I have a phobia of mannequins. (Is that how you spell it?)

I have an obsession with both red shoes and umbrellas. (That will come up in one of the stories that I am writing!)

I wish my middle name was Beatrice. (I don't have a middle name.)

I sneeze a lot. (Allergies.)

I think that I may have a mild case of: ADD, OCD, and Turrets Syndrome. (Fun, huh?)

I'd like to add that it may take me awhile to update on stories but that doesn't mean that I have forgotten them! I have trouble writing in order from beginning to end (is that, like, really weird?) so if it takes me awhile to update, I am probably working on another part of the story. :)

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. And then sit back and watch everyone wonder how the heck you did it

I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I drop by before I return, please ask me to wait.

I'm confused. Wait... maybe I'm not.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.

I've learned to take time for and treat myself with a great deal of love and respect 'cause I like me... I think I'm kinda cool.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~Oscar Wilde

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Waterfall by Kristina Suko reviews
Jonas Avery's life of crime had finally caught up to him. Right before the noose broke his neck, a woman stepped in, saved his life, and gave him the chance for a new life as her husband. But she had a secret, and she was hiding it close. Short/Complete
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
My Beloved - Original, Unedited Version by Kristina Suko reviews
He killed her family, destroyed her village, and took her prisoner. He was a Saxon, arrogant, godless, and expected her to become his wife and bear him sons. She hated him. But slowly, her reasons to hate were taken, until only confusion remained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,841 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2008
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Into the Night by Eternal.Romance reviews
When Jacob Landon unintentionally shoves his girlfriend back into the arms of her ex-boyfriend, he will do anything and everything protect her from his abuse, and hopefully win her back in the process.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 205,146 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Damage Control by Mad for Figs reviews
-COMPLETE- One likes two. Two is going out with three, but actually likes one. Then one pulls four into the picture by making four help one make two jealous. Sound simple? Ask five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,472 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Forever and a Half reviews
I'm Emmaline and my best friend is Daniel. When I suddenly fall for him and he gets a girlfriend that I hate, I realize just how cliche and stupid the whole thing is. That doesn't stop me from loving him, though, now does it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,272 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009