Iron Spaghetti
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Joined 05-09-09, id: 667798, Profile Updated: 03-29-10
Author has written 9 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, General, General, Humor, Haiku, and Nature.

I'm a rather boring, rather nerdy young man. Read my stories if you enjoy the fantasy and/or sci fi genres, and can appreciate a bit of humor sprinkled here and there.

My first short story, We Come in Peace. Really., is a glimpse of my humor (though I wrote in a much more British style than I normally do). It will never be updated. Don't even ask if it will.

My second story is the result of my desire to get my own little fantasy world out of my head and onto the page. ...Er, web page, that is.

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The Hunter
I've had the idea for a story for quite some time, but I haven't gotten around to writing any of it. Think of this as a super rough draft.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Published: 9/16/2010
Florence von Asterminerer reviews
A literary train wreck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
100 Word Stories reviews
A collection of some short stories that are just 100 words long. The Fiction Press word counter doesn't work, by the way.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
An Amorphous Mass reviews
I wonder what it is like up close.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Suspended Giants reviews
Look up.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Bears reviews
An absolutely tasteless rendition of a classic fairy tale. Not for the easily offended.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
White Necromancy reviews
Whoever said necromancy must be malicious? A work in progress. Reviews are appreciated!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
Rather, mmm yes quite rather eh reviews
A poem about insomnia.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
We Come in Peace Really reviews
An erratic tale of humor, love affairs, and the other important things of this universe. To be updated as I write it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009