Mary Watserface
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Joined 05-09-09, id: 667856, Profile Updated: 04-18-10
Author has written 7 stories for Thriller, Life, and General.

Oh, sweet jesus. Why do I have to be such a turd? D:

don't answer that.
anyways. i'm bored, slightly depressed... and... me!
totally forgot what i was gonna write, too. oh joy. SMILEY FACE!
boredom!
silliness!
i'm tired!

: D

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, Mary Watserface

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, Mary Whatserface

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thanks.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!

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The ABC's of Jack Sanders by Aurora Corona reviews
Jack Sanders: my brother's best friend. Reasons why I hate him: he broke off the heads of my barbie dolls, AND he sat on my birthday cake, AND his idea of fun is prancing around the school in my bras, AND . . . Damn, I think I'm falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008
All Boys School? Please, it's my school now by JDiane Riley reviews
Robyn Erwing has been going to Washington's Art School for boys for 3 years. When Aaron Cole her new roommate is convinced she's male; and gay. She can't help but hit on him. I mean he IS gorgeous.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Blind Side Up by Vera-Sama
My attempt at songwriting. Rather angstish, in my opinion...or slightly emo at least, but I like it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Listen for the Knock by Azrael - the Dark Archangel reviews
The story of a secret that should never have been revealed. Written for an English assignment 1 year ago.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Lines by GirlxAnachronism reviews
I measure sadness in lines
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Truthful Lies by Rainman04 reviews
My thoughts on life.. :
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Truth Is by Lanistartover reviews
this is a poem about how i feel when everyone is changing and i just look how much everyone is different and how they all forget about their old friends.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
I Try So Hard by Kit Katarn reviews
Dark memories, twisted past. Everything comes back no matter how hard you try to leave it behind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Too Much by Rosely April reviews
A collection of poetry: When things get unimaginably tough and all too much to bear on the soul, letting it out in words may not always be the first option... deals with personal struggle in the realm of suicide and hurting oneself to stop the pain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007
My Sight by Aleejay reviews
What is invisible? Is beauty?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
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Please Don't Remember Me
A bit of a suicide one-shot... I think? "With knife in hand and six syllables left on his tongue, he led the way to anywhere but here."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Life's Lost and Found
I just wish their was a lost and found for us, for the ones who work together, but are left to fend for themselves. I just wish their was a lost and found for us, for the ones who work together, but are left to fend for themselves." Moar Angst! Beware.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
A Reminder
Note to self; don't share your secrets... More angstiness, produced on the same day as "Laugh Track". Having weird angst-fits lately....
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Laugh Track
Cutters beware! I know your secret!... Kind of some random angstiness I produced on a rainy day... T for really, really, super dooper, uber breif language.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Rain, Rain, Never Go Away? reviews
My take on rain, produced from boredom.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Procrastination
Just a random poem I wrote for the hell of it. About how I procrastinate like a chicken with it's head cut off....
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
God Must Really Hate Me reviews
Leaving a life of crime for a life of normalcy. He couldn't take it, the blood, his fathers sadistic laughter. It was an accadent. It just happened, he got angry... and... It just happened. The knife just happened to fall into his fathers chest.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009