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Joined 05-11-09, id: 668026, Profile Updated: 03-03-11
Author has written 2 stories for Historical, and Romance.

I have a life! I swear! Just not one that strangers are privy to. :D

(I lie. I'll update this when I have the time to write for fun again... )

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Once Upon A Nightmare by McKelle George reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Opal Fox by sugaplumprincess reviews
He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
I don’t like you. You think I think you don’t like me, but I know for a fact that you’re really in love with me. But now will you be able to make me fall for you? Please, girls like you can’t live up to a guy like me. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Ink Smears by UnintentionallyInLove reviews
Every thing I have to say to you is in this letter. I'm sorry that it's messy, and I'm sorry that the ink's smearing, but my hands are shaking just as bad as my world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Metro by Nocturne Requiem reviews
New York City, population: 8 million. It's easy to lose faces in a crowd. These are the stories of those lost faces.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2006
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
First Kiss by Delima Rose reviews
He loves me, he loves me not- Maddie accidentally confesses her true feelings to her best friend, unaware that he was listening the whole time. R/R ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Mistletoe Hung by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
Tradition is that the two people standing underneath mistletoe must kiss. So we did just that. I mean, tradition is tradition. Lets just put aside the fact that it was with the guy who read your diary out to your entire class, why break tradition right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Cliché, or no? Definitely! A Oneshot series by Pinkamoo reviews
It’s an undeniable fact that I feel ill. I mean, wouldn’t you feel ill if your one true love is in love with your mum? And is marrying her? God, it’s enough to make you want to vomit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Love is Trust, Do I Believe? by elisefey reviews
Poetry for when I'm just being a whimp. The last line needs work, feel free to comment on it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Encounter by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
“He keeps talking to you, and you flash him your irresistible smile. Your eyes are on his face. His eyes are on yours.” A guy hits on you. What about your friends? Very short oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Green Peppers and Sausage by something to prove reviews
Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
The Guardian Angel by Little Miss Angel reviews
[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
All 4 You by You Are So Last Summer reviews
Tyler Raileveu, badass player extraordinaire, does the unthinkable. He falls in love with the one girl he can't have, his best friend. Can he make the one girl who knows all the dirt about him, fall in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,984 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/20/2003
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Winter reviews
On a cold winter night Emmeline finds herself visiting the creaking swing of her childhood playground. She has a few things she can't get off her mind. Not to mention a searing, paralyzing, throbbing sensation where she knows her heart used to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Don't Wait for the Storm to Pass,Dance in the Rain reviews
A slave girl caught up in the schemes of her master, finds herself choosing freedom at the risk of imminent death. To her master, to the rest of feudal Japan her life was nothing. But to him? To him she meant the world.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete